#1
You modest son of a bitch!

Here, have an anonymous confession:

I couldn't think of anything witty to say



Oh, and Michael Cain, too, apparently.
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~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#3
I went into the Anonymous Confession thread for the first time ever the other day and someone was pretending to be me. On that basis, I shall not congratulate you on the anniversary of your birth.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#4
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I went into the Anonymous Confession thread for the first time ever the other day and someone was pretending to be me. On that basis, I shall not congratulate you on the anniversary of your birth.

Lol, well, the confession was noted either way.
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I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#5
Dang. For some reason I was always under the impression he was older than me. Huh.
Happy birthday, that one guy I really only know because of the anonymous confession thread except I don't really know you but I do know you as the TS for the anonymous confession guy!
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I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#6
According to IMDB, both Michael Cain and Quincy Jones are 80 today.

Anyway, I made you this



Know that this is likely the most effort I've put into anything for someone's birthday.
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#7
i got you an android, because it rhymes with your name

Sell and Promote your music TuneHub!



wy is yer mad at muy gramhar fer?


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aparently i ar smrt?
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jimmybanks youre a genius


GO SENS GO
#8
You once put me on a list of UGers you'd like to hang out with even though we've never interacted. That took spunk and I like that. Happy birthday.
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#10
Happy birthday Sam.

Have some Pi -
3.14159265359

It's the gift that never ends.
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You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

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#11
Happy Birthday
consume alcohol and be merry
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#12
HBD2U!

I got you a steak!



There's another present that goes with it but I think one of the other guys is going to take care of it...
#14
Happy birthday! I got you Nick Kroll in 20 years:

“Just to sum up: I would do various things very quickly.” - Donald Trump
#15
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That's the one season not really worth watching
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But as a bigoted lemming, you have so cry an Alinslyite slur revealing you lack of reason and sense.


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BOB 1. ur 20 and two u like evil things and idk if u worship the devil
#16
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Happy birthday! I got you Nick Kroll in 20 years:


I don't know who Nick Kroll is, but I wouldn't mind being Jeff Goldblum in 20 years.
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I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#18
Showing on BBC4, only four episodes in though. I have it all on my hard drive but that's downstairs and I'm too lazy to get it.
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#19
I've been meaning to watch it but couldn't be arsed downloading it. I'm watching NMTB first though. Richard Ayoade
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#20
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Happy birthday! I got you Nick Kroll in 20 years:


I honestly don't find him funny. Like, at all. But then again, I've only basing this on a few episodes I've seen of the Nick Kroll show.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#21
I've been here for six years and this is my first birthday thread. :')

You guys are amazing. Thank you all.
#22
I'm just glad you actually saw it. I didn't know how actively you visited the forums
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I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#23
Thank you for this report.If they see them, I asked the legal character ... maybe I will end back up with me ... or someone ... ... things happen ..