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#1
Its like.
Idk, man.
Shes really cute.
And like.
She has cool hair.
She like looks like Marceline the Vampire Queen.
And like.
She probably likes decent bands.
And like.
Shes an underclassman, so I don't have any classes with her.
And like, what do I do man.
Do I like walk up to her and be like "Hi I think you're really cute and I think you would be a suitable mate."?
Is that how its done?
I'm confused, pit.
¯\_()_/¯
Last edited by CaptainCanti at Mar 14, 2013,
#3
Interesting shitty scenario ya got there. No idea, man.

Phils you can't deny that that's a bit out of the ordinary when you're just someone walking in a hall.
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BOB 1. ur 20 and two u like evil things and idk if u worship the devil
#5
Quote by CaptainCanti
Its like.
Idk, man.
Shes really cute.
And like.
She has cool hair.
She like looks like Marceline the Vampire Queen.
And like.
She probably likes decent bands.
And like.
Shes an underclassman, so I don't have any classes with her.
And like, what do I do man.
Do I like walk up to her and be like "Hi I think you're really cute and I think you would be a suitable mate."?
Is that how its done?
I'm confused, pit.


Well i'm sold.
Sail upon the open skies
#11
Quote by ESPLTDV401DX
"Hello my name is ____, whats yours?"

Conversations don't work like that in situations like this.

@Extra Ordinary: Now that could actually work if said correctly. Do that.
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But as a bigoted lemming, you have so cry an Alinslyite slur revealing you lack of reason and sense.


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BOB 1. ur 20 and two u like evil things and idk if u worship the devil
#12
Talk to her like you don't give a fuck. As in you don't care if she reacts negatively.
^^The above is a Cryptic Metaphor^^


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#13
Say like.
You're pretty cute.
For a vampire.
And like.
You're my fave.
Undressing in the sun.
And like.
Now you're like melting.
Cause you're like a vampire and shit.
Like sorry.
For killing you.
I have a huge fear if rays.
#14
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Phils you can't deny that that's a bit out of the ordinary when you're just someone walking in a hall.

Well he has to say something eventually!
___

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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#15
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She like looks like Marceline the Vampire Queen.

"Has anyone ever told you you look like Marceline the Vampire Queen? Because you totally do. We should bang sometime."
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You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#20
Christ, the Pit is full of virgins.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#21
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Talk to her like you don't give a fuck. As in you don't care if she reacts negatively.

This. Imagine her taking a dump.
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ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#22
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Christ, the Pit is full of virgins.

Ikr?

Even I'm a virgin and I'm not a virgin.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#24
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
@Extra Ordinary: Now that could actually work if said correctly. Do that.

Works when I go to the bar. By the time I start talking to girls, I've had enough to drink to not care if they don't want to talk. They're one in a million.
#26
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Damn, just play this recording then
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But as a bigoted lemming, you have so cry an Alinslyite slur revealing you lack of reason and sense.


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BOB 1. ur 20 and two u like evil things and idk if u worship the devil
#27
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If you faked an aussie accent you'd sound like zyzz.
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ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#28
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why am i not surprised

Well, because everyone knows I'm a virgin-less virgin.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#30
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If you faked an aussie accent you'd sound like zyzz.


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in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#33
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there is a qt in my french class that i think i would like to talk to but i am dumb like this high school kid :/

it's like.
idk, man.
she is qt.
and like.
she has regular trendy qt bangs.
she like looks maybe a little like Mira Gonzalez whom I just heard of yesterday but not mexican.
and like.
i don't really know/care anything about her music taste.
and like.
she is in my class which is french which is good.
and like, what do I do man.
etc.
#34
Well one thing women tend to hate is lack of self confidence. Not to worry, most of us aren't that confident at least at that age (I'm assuming your in high school or early college years). You just have to realize that it's better to at least try then never try. So best approach would be "Hi, my name is _____" she will likely introduce herself so then just talk about what you two might have in common like: what classes you take or maybe you noticed her wearing a certain band's Tshirt so say somehting like "Hey nice Tshirt did you go to their last concert?". Ice breakers. Just don;t run up to her while she's clearly busy or something, wait til she isn't really doing anything then introduce yourself. Otherwise it'll just be awkward.
#35
Quote by CaptainCanti
Its like.
Idk, man.
Shes really cute.
And like.
She has cool hair.
She like looks like Marceline the Vampire Queen.
And like.
She probably likes decent bands.
And like.
Shes an underclassman, so I don't have any classes with her.
And like, what do I do man.
Do I like walk up to her and be like "Hi I think you're really cute and I think you would be a suitable mate."?
Is that how its done?
I'm confused, pit.

So, she's an animated character?...
#37
its like
idk man
i wish we had
like
an epic thread set aside
for just
are you ready?
relationships
like boys and girls
or whatever I'm not here to judge
but like human relationship advice
like a relationship thread
then make it illegal to start a new relationship thread
like have a mod literally call 911
and have the cops like arrest the OP

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Didn't you say that you had a stuffed fox that you would occasionally fuck?

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#38
Go up her and yell "DESPITE ALL MY RAGE I AM STILL ________"

A) just a rat in a cage
B) nicholas cage
.... please, stop me when this sounds familiar...
/reference to TS's crappy thread
#39
Quote by tukk04
Go up her and yell "DESPITE ALL MY RAGE I AM STILL ________"

A) just a rat in a cage
B) nicholas cage
.... please, stop me when this sounds familiar...
/reference to TS's crappy thread

I said I wanted to talk to her, not go up her. I'll save that for if we hit it off.
¯\_()_/¯
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