#1
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#2
Typical Barnstaple

"But he was then spotted on CCTV in a phone box setting light to a packet of peanuts while also punching them."

hahahaha
#3
what if he has to go to the hospital now

and the same ambulance picks him up

and then it would be really awkward
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#4
Dig a hole the right size into the ground and someone can literally **** the world.

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look nigga, if you're chillin with 5 bros and 2 hos, you're gonna wanna pay attention to all of em equally. not moon over the hos forever and laugh at every shitty thing they say and just stare at them all night, like some of my mates do.
#5
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Dig a hole the right size into the ground and someone can literally **** the world.










You, sir, are a hoot!



#6
A DRUNK man set fire to a packet of peanuts and tried making love to an ambulance, North Devon Magistrates' Court has heard.


Mr Haddow, who also happens to be Scottish, told the court: "He was arrested and detained and spent the night in cells.


yeah..
#7
Barnstaple's still inbred though.

It's a fact.
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look nigga, if you're chillin with 5 bros and 2 hos, you're gonna wanna pay attention to all of em equally. not moon over the hos forever and laugh at every shitty thing they say and just stare at them all night, like some of my mates do.
#8
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what if he has to go to the hospital now

and the same ambulance picks him up

and then it would be really awkward

lol
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#9
Isn't this normal then?
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#10
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#11
I don't judge people yet I want to become a judge.

Ironic.
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look nigga, if you're chillin with 5 bros and 2 hos, you're gonna wanna pay attention to all of em equally. not moon over the hos forever and laugh at every shitty thing they say and just stare at them all night, like some of my mates do.
#14

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You, sir, are a hoot!



Quote by laid-to-waste
look nigga, if you're chillin with 5 bros and 2 hos, you're gonna wanna pay attention to all of em equally. not moon over the hos forever and laugh at every shitty thing they say and just stare at them all night, like some of my mates do.
#15
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That is terrifying
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#16
This kind of thread makes me sick to the core. The very thought of a grown man making love to an object such as an ambulance is disgusting and vile. You boys should not be spreading this depraved behavior any further than it need go!. You call yourselves sweet guitarists and men of the Axe, well with behavior like this your nothing but an insult to six red hot lickin' strings.
Many people i have known have had to rely on an ambulance at one point or another to get them to a hospital in a safe and clean manor. The thought of them having to ride inside an ambulance used by a brother man as an object of lust or desire makes my blood BOIL. If i ever came across any hoochy manoochy kid laying it on an ambulance i would literally throw them down right there and teach them a little respect for a life saving vehicle. Yeah id like to see that punk putting his moves on it after one of my round house kicks or awesome tombstone move (pulled of to perfection). When it comes to pissing around with LIFE AND DEATH situations im afraid the jokes on you, because i would mean business, and i am scary when im angry.
#18
GUITAR IS GAY!?!!, talk like that sister makes my blood BOIL.. Would you call Jim Hendrix gay if he was laying down a sick lick right in front of your very eyes. Or would you call a guitar gay if it were being used to jam by Pete townshend?!. I dont think so thank you very much. What has a beautiful siren sounding riffing guitar ever done to you to deserve its sexual preference being determined over its general kind?. Maybe the odd guitar could be gay, and thats fine!, hey do what you want!. But i know a guitar that likes nothing better after a hot day on the road putting one hell of a shift in, than to come home and put its big arms around its lady wife and quietly whisper "I love you".
#20
He probably would've made that ambulance scream had he finished.
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#21
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This kind of thread makes me sick to the core. The very thought of a grown man making love to an object such as an ambulance is disgusting and vile. You boys should not be spreading this depraved behavior any further than it need go!. You call yourselves sweet guitarists and men of the Axe, well with behavior like this your nothing but an insult to six red hot lickin' strings.
Many people i have known have had to rely on an ambulance at one point or another to get them to a hospital in a safe and clean manor. The thought of them having to ride inside an ambulance used by a brother man as an object of lust or desire makes my blood BOIL. If i ever came across any hoochy manoochy kid laying it on an ambulance i would literally throw them down right there and teach them a little respect for a life saving vehicle. Yeah id like to see that punk putting his moves on it after one of my round house kicks or awesome tombstone move (pulled of to perfection). When it comes to pissing around with LIFE AND DEATH situations im afraid the jokes on you, because i would mean business, and i am scary when im angry.

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GUITAR IS GAY!?!!, talk like that sister makes my blood BOIL.. Would you call Jim Hendrix gay if he was laying down a sick lick right in front of your very eyes. Or would you call a guitar gay if it were being used to jam by Pete townshend?!. I dont think so thank you very much. What has a beautiful siren sounding riffing guitar ever done to you to deserve its sexual preference being determined over its general kind?. Maybe the odd guitar could be gay, and thats fine!, hey do what you want!. But i know a guitar that likes nothing better after a hot day on the road putting one hell of a shift in, than to come home and put its big arms around its lady wife and quietly whisper "I love you".

New user of the month, right here.
#22
They always say that love is blind..
Stop being so ambulanceofobic, let them live happily they way they want.
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GUITAR IS GAY!?!!, talk like that sister makes my blood BOIL.. Would you call Jim Hendrix gay if he was laying down a sick lick right in front of your very eyes. Or would you call a guitar gay if it were being used to jam by Pete townshend?!. I dont think so thank you very much. What has a beautiful siren sounding riffing guitar ever done to you to deserve its sexual preference being determined over its general kind?. Maybe the odd guitar could be gay, and thats fine!, hey do what you want!. But i know a guitar that likes nothing better after a hot day on the road putting one hell of a shift in, than to come home and put its big arms around its lady wife and quietly whisper "I love you".


ya all guitars r gay and u r gay for liking them
#28
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Or would you call a guitar gay if it were being used to jam by Pete townshend?!.



Depends where he's jamming it.