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#1
its ****ing orange rainbow colored mang

wat do
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#2
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its ****ing orange rainbow colored mang

wat do


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#6
Eh, hakuna matata.
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#8
Are you sure it's blood? You could just be dehydrated.

You could also try.. you know.. going to a doctor.
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#9
If it were yellow with streaks of red, then see someone. If its orange, drink more fluids, cut down on the beef steaks and Maccy D's. ;D
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#12
yeah im probably just dehydrated

if only there were a cure
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On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#13
Quote by Burgery
yeah im probably just dehydrated

if only there were a cure

Have a 2 liter of Mountain Dew.
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#14
See what happens when you lay with an unclean woman.
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#15
wat do?
eat poo
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#16
Doctors straight away, you could have something serious. It's an early sign of cancer, I'm not taking the piss!
#17
If it's painful as well, go to the doctor, otherwise drink a lot of water and it might make it go back to normal.
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#18
When I had kidney stones I pissed blood, I couldn't really see any sign of piss in it.

Of course the medicine they gave me turned my piss orange, regular painkillers don't do much to help those if you happen to have them.

If it wasn't painful, I'd think it's pills, coloring/dye and/or from something you ate, dehydration, an infection, or organ damage.

I'm not a doctor, but I'd drink a lot of water, and if it had a red hue I'd go to the doctor the next day. If it gets painful ER. But that's what I would do.


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#19
Don't worry, it's probly just chlamydia. You might wanna chop your dick off though, just to be on the safe side
#21
Is it cloudy?
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#22
i wanna drink ur piss
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#24
yo, quit pissin', dawg
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#25
Don't fukn die on me Burgery.
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#26
I pissed blood about a month ago... not orange... straight blood. Went to the emergency room and found out it was something called post-exercise hemotoria. It happens to people who exercise too much. Blood tests/U.A. was normal so they gave me an IV and sent me on my way. Drinks some water that should help.
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#27
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Are you sure it's blood? You could just be dehydrated.

You could also try.. you know.. going to a doctor.



When you get dehydrated you pee blood.

I think it's because the blood vessels in your bladder get too dry and burst open.

If you exercise a lot without getting enough water it will also make your pee dark, just get some water in you and see if it clears up in a day or so.
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#29
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How should wee know?

He's not very expeerienced with these situations.
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#30
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My ball hurt when I woke up today do i have cancer

no

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#32
Go to a doctor.
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#35
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If you're pissing rainbows, I'm afraid you've caught the gay.

Pfft. Burgery already had that
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#36
You ****er you got piss in my blood
Call me Chris
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#39
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Pfft. Burgery already had that
I thought Icelanders pissed volcanic ash.
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#40
Just randomly going through the forums when this particular one pops up......
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