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#1
What, in your opinion, would be the way that humans could go extinct? A meteorite hitting earth, wiping out all life almost immediately? Environmental catastrophies? War?

Personally, i think that the worst scenario would be the one from Children Of Men, i am currently reading the book and it seems to be far more depressing than the film, some of the things involved, like families treating new born animals like babies, mass drownings of the old and infirm, deportation of criminals to a lawless island, and the feeling of powerlessness is awful. Either this, or the road, which has a similar kind of feeling, except society has completely collapsed.
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#2
Boredom
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I don't
I'm just bored
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#5
Humanity isn't gonna end. The day the world ends there'll be some oblivious survivors on a cruise ship. They will end up stranded on a tiny island where they'll gradually repopulate the Earth. Humans evolve with flippers from arms, superbrains and communicate telepathically.
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#6
2.8 billion years: Earth's surface temperature, even at the poles, reaches an average of 147°C. At this point life, now reduced to unicellular colonies in isolated, scattered microenvironments such as high-altitude lakes or subsurface caves, will completely die out.

Found that on Wikipedia. Call me an idiot, but I think it'll happen :P
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2.8 billion years: Earth's surface temperature, even at the poles, reaches an average of 147°C. At this point life, now reduced to unicellular colonies in isolated, scattered microenvironments such as high-altitude lakes or subsurface caves, will completely die out.

Found that on Wikipedia. Call me an idiot, but I think it'll happen :P


This.

Unless there's some nuclear war, but it's unlikely that everyone would die.
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#10
the gays
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Do you think its possible with all the nuclear weapons to wipe out everyone?

No, but I think Obama taking all of our hard-earned assault rifles and giving them to abortion doctors is a good start.
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#13
We're far to versatile and populous to be destroyed by anything less than a complete environmental collapse across the entire planet. The idea that a single virus or meteorite or the like could kill us off is fantasy.
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Clearly, nature is going to turn on humanity and kill us all.

As long as Mark Wahlberg can outrun the wind, we'll be able to survive this scenario.
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#16
Gays are going to disrupt the reproductive cycle and kill us all.
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#18
Humanity is its own end, maaan.
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I was like 95% sure no one was going to understand that reference
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#20
A large-scale nuclear war would do some serious damage. Maybe not immediately, but the fallout in the years afterwards would probably kill everything off just from radiation poisoning.

I guess it really depends on how big the bombs are how many of them are used.

A meteor hitting the earth would probably be pretty bad too.
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#21
The end will come when I grow bored of you all.
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A large-scale nuclear war would do some serious damage. Maybe not immediately, but the fallout in the years afterwards would probably kill everything off just from radiation poisoning.

I guess it really depends on how big the bombs are how many of them are used.

A meteor hitting the earth would probably be pretty bad too.


Chernobyl released more radiation than a nuclear bomb would, plus a load of iodine and caesium, and wildlife is doing quite well in the exclusion zone a mere 25 years later. The main damage caused by nuclear weaponry is really infrastructural, which would kill billions, but it's very unlikely that we as a species would be wiped out.
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#23
We're going to poison ourselves in one way or another.
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#24
I'm your extinction, motherfuckers.

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#25
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We're far to versatile and populous to be destroyed by anything less than a complete environmental collapse across the entire planet. The idea that a single virus or meteorite or the like could kill us off is fantasy.


A dinosaur once told me exactly this, and where is he now, I ask?
#26
We'll have already conquered space by that time and evolved into some weird things.
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as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
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#28
Global warming probably. It'll make it too hot for our crops to grow or something.
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#29
What that alien said in that episode of Captain Planet. The earth won't be able to cope with the massive population and humanity will simply collapse.
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It will be gone
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#30
Pride. Although it endows a sense of self respect and unity among a small group, on the big picture it does more harm than good.

inb4 "You're so deep" sarcastic comment.
#31
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A dinosaur once told me exactly this, and where is he now, I ask?


Well dinosaur isn't a species but, at least one clade of them is doing fantastically well as a bird, one of the most populous groups of species on the planet.
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#32
If you subscribe to Michio Kaku's theory of technology evolution, we are a "type 0" civilization and are vulnerable to being wiped out entirely.
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#33
Everyone will become so obese that our combined weight will squish the earth and we will all fall off
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#34
Global warming ---> North pole melts ---> Floods ---> The world population resorts to moving down south to escape modern-day deluge ---> Everyone falls off the Earth and into space because they don't notice they've crossed the equator
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#35
It will end with all the straight people dying and all gays not making any more babies. Wiping out the human race as we know it!

If you couldn't tell, I'm not being serious.
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It will end with all the straight people dying and all gays not making any more babies. Wiping out the human race as we know it!

If you couldn't tell, I'm not being serious.
THIS IS WHY GAYS SHOULDN'T MARRY!

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#37
man have you ever thought that maybe the whole "western world" is actually like north korea? like they make it seem like we are enlightened and progressive when in reality we are hundreds of years behind other areas? north korea secretly actually is best korea, and we just don't know because the media hides it with fake "surveillance" and such man. that would be some crazy shit man.
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man have you ever thought that maybe the whole "western world" is actually like north korea? like they make it seem like we are enlightened and progressive when in reality we are hundreds of years behind other areas? north korea secretly actually is best korea, and we just don't know because the media hides it with fake "surveillance" and such man. that would be some crazy shit man.

This is how the Maple Leafs still have fans.
Delusion.
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This is how the Maple Leafs still have fans.
Delusion.

naw dude it's a "imagine if" scenario.

like

imagine if Toronto won the cup, the parade route would be so...

see?


#40
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Global warming ---> North pole melts ---> Floods ---> The world population resorts to moving down south to escape modern-day deluge ---> Everyone falls off the Earth and into space because they don't notice they've crossed the equator



Only the North Pole would melt?
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