#1
Without drinking alcohol and becoming an alcoholic?

I'm a lightweight, cards on the table. When I got a beer in my hand I drink it too fast, I'm a thirsty guy. An hour later I'm "that guy".

How can I be more in control when I'm drinking? It ruins my game.

Will eating lots of nuts help?
#5
Get big and swole and / or fat.

You can also try eating before you start drinking, that'll make the alcohol get into your system slower. Beware: This does not mean you won't still have the alcohol in you, it will just get released slower and not all at once. You'll still have the same amount of alcohol, just spread out a little bit.
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#7
Follow every alcoholic drink with a coke or water. Learn to sip.
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#13
Stop drinking beer. That "thirsty guy" thing will always be your downfall if you keep drinking beer.

Find some whiskey or something that you can drink straight and order that with a water on the side. Drink the alcohol to get drunk, drink the water to stop being thirsty. And the bonus is that you won't be as hungover the next day, what with all the extra water you drank.
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#14
people cant tell youre drunk if youre drunk all the time


but having some self control usually helps learn to not just chug your beer
also dont drink on an empty stomach
bulk up
more of you mean the alcohol has to spread out more

also stop being a pansy
#15
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people cant tell youre drunk if youre drunk all the time


but having some self control usually helps learn to not just chug your beer
also dont drink on an empty stomach
bulk up
more of you mean the alcohol has to spread out more

also stop being a pansy


I chug my beer not because of self-control problem, but because beer taste like shit when it's warm, so I drink it quickly, that's why when I co out I rarely drink beer.
#16
Don't drink on an empty stomach, and pace yourself, that is what i usually do, although i'm one of those people who doesn't really appear to be drunk, even if i feel it, but then i would do something that would give it away, like fall over or something.
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#17
by drinking more, you pussy. also leave your purse at home when you go out to drink, it helps
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#18
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by drinking more, you pussy. also leave your purse at home when you go out to drink, it helps

I live in Scotland man. I can't outdrink these people. Alcohol is a way of life here.
#19
Being a lightweight is a blessing. Get sufficiently drunk on less alcohol=you spend less money. Just get a beer and a water and don't chug the beer.
#20
What's the point of it ? Why is The Pit's only idea of fun drinking till you pass out / sweat / smell like ass / do senseless crap / brag about it ?
#21
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#22
Funnily enough the same question was raised in my guild on Rift earlier today.
#24
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I chug my beer not because of self-control problem, but because beer taste like shit when it's warm, so I drink it quickly, that's why when I co out I rarely drink beer.

You're drinking very bad beer if it tastes like shit warm.

Well, some styles lend themselves to a somewhat colder temp than others, but with a good beer, it should actually taste better and more complex. Albeit less refreshing.
#25
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What's the point of it ? Why is The Pit's only idea of fun drinking till you pass out / sweat / smell like ass / do senseless crap / brag about it ?

I hate it personally. I just find being less drunk than the least drunk chick is beneficial.
#27
Drink more TS you pussy faggot. If you don't like doing stupid shit when you're hammer smashed wasted, then just drink a bottle right before you go to sleep. Along with some water.