#1


>2013
>playing guitar

ISHYGDDT
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#2
I pull your mum's pubes until they're taut and pluck them.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#3
Yes, i play guitar hero.

Serious answer: no
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ಠ_ಠ
#4
Yes. almost a little bit daily. What's wrong with that?
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I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#7
Got 6 guitars, playin dem everyday
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#10
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I play with them


i play with my guitar sometimes

we play chess but i usually win
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#11
Quote by theogonia777
i play with my guitar sometimes

we play chess but i usually win


chess is for faygs

we play monopoly. He always gets the car >:-(
#12
I'll usually play some once every couple days. I really only play when I hear something I want to play, so I figure it out and then I'm done.
This ends now, eat the goddamn beans!
#15
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chess is for faygs

we play monopoly. He always gets the car >:-(


my guitar won't play chess with me though because i always cheat
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#16
No, but I saw a guitar once. It looked kinda weird, so I walked faster to get away from it
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#17
Quote by theogonia777
my guitar won't play chess with me though because i always cheat


I'm yo guitar an I hate u
#18
I use to a lot. Lately ive been feeling myself wanting to get back Into the music scene and start a band again.
Sail upon the open skies
Last edited by angusfan16 at Mar 16, 2013,
#20
I play at least an hour a day.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Omae wa mou
Shindeiru



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#21
What iz guiitttarzz?

I actually take the ligaments of a small african boy, a tusk of a rhino and a rib cage of an alligator (murderised personally) and make myself a harp where I play soft delicate tunes such as Call Me Maybe and Raining Blood.
MY METALZ YOUTUBE CHANNEL

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Okay UG where's my refund and free xbox. I need It for my 80 yr old grandma. She needs a new flower pot
#22
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>not greentexting

>texting on UG
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#23
I play 10 minutes a day
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#24
>attempting to greentext outside an imageboard
>I shiggy diggy

pretentious small text, right justified signature
UG's professional coffee nerd
also UG's musical theatre nerd
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#25
Yeah, although I'm not as good as I used to be. Mainly because I don't practice often.

I should get out my copy of Sheets of Sound for Guitar and just woodshed like crazy for a couple of weeks.
#26
I more just hold and try to attract women with it....

I mean...the extent of my playing is knowing that there is a first fret
#27
Yes.
^^The above is a Cryptic Metaphor^^


"To know the truth of history is to realize its ultimate myth and its inevitable ambiguity." Everything is made up and the facts don't matter.


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#29
Haven't touched mine for months.
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I picked up my guitar this morning and started playing next thing i know i cant stop playing In the key of A, the first letter or her name, I ended up recording a whole song in A.


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I like women with balls.
#30
Sold all my guitar shit for a gaming PC, couldn't be happier.
PSN USERNAME: MetuulGuitarist7
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#31
No shit, I sit on a walrus that can fly wearing a white tuxedo and top hate to match riding him (I named my flying walrus My Flying Walrus); Riding My Flying Walrus all day in the pink and blue but cloudy sky... The good kind of the clouds, the epic ones.

Rainbows and stars come out when I take off my top hat and wave it about as I ride my walrus (in the sky).

Now that's sarcasm!
Last edited by treborillusion at Mar 16, 2013,