Poll: whoa man, whoa
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Dude why the **** are you making your cat a house...?
5 9%
No seriously man, It's pretty ****ing weird.
4 7%
Hey bitch, Shut up it's not that weird
17 31%
I agree with that guy^ But here's some cool Ideas
2 4%
Whoomit
26 48%
Voters: 54.
#1
Alright so this is what I do when I'm bored and have a few hundred dollars in spare wood and heaps of extra carpet.

I'm making my pussy a play toy

(cat house)

I need help thinking of cool shit a cat would like or the layout, and I need some ideas people!
(square? L shape? over hangs, holes, shit like that)

The dimensions can be pretty much anything, but I'm looking at around:
42 inch(105 cm) width
anywhere from 15 inch(40 cm) to 30 inch(80 cm) depth
and height is pretty flexible, but probably around 40 inches(100 cm)

I need some good advice, I want to rock this pussys world.


(If any of you want to help me out with some mock-up drawings as well, I'd be much obliged. even though I'm doing it all on paper, I could still print it)

EDIT: and guys don't be afraid to name some truly absurd Ideas. the extent I'm willing to go to be ridiculous is limitless
It's over simplified, So what!

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Last edited by Obsceneairwaves at Mar 17, 2013,
#2
it doesn't give a ****ing shit. It is a goddamn cat. It could look like buttcheeks and the cat will be just as apathetic about it. Fuck you.
#3
Yeah but see... I'm Bored.

I don't give a **** if the cat uses it or not. it's not gonna stop me from making a bitchin cat house
It's over simplified, So what!

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Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
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#4
go for it

pussy's love bitchin cat houses
Belief is a beautiful armour but makes for the heaviest sword.
#7
Would you be able to open it and clear out tthe cat crap and piss?
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#8
Quote by Woffelz
Would you be able to open it and clear out tthe cat crap and piss?


I hope she doesn't shit and piss in there
She's pretty good with it though

But adding a bay for the litter tray isn't that bad of an idea

Maybe should wouldn't like playing around her own shit though... maybe not....
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#9
- Wrap all the poles in rope, they love to scratch.
- Put a badass platform at the top, they like to sleep there/look out at their minions
- Put a 'cave' like thing in the base, a "hideout" if you will.
- Have something hanging they can bat at.
#10
Quote by Jacques-Henri
- Wrap all the poles in rope, they love to scratch.
- Put a badass platform at the top, they like to sleep there/look out at their minions
- Put a 'cave' like thing in the base, a "hideout" if you will.
- Have something hanging they can bat at.


All noted
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
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Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#12
I just did this doodle just now, maybe it will inspire something...

BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#13
you could make a detachable litter box or a slide in one. My dad use to make one of those cuz our old cat would only shit under a small stool we had. Kinda weird.
#14
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When it moves into the cat house start sending it electricity and gas bills and notices for mortage payments.

Show it what the real world is like.



Oh shit dude
This is brilliant

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I just did this doodle just now, maybe it will inspire something...



Now, I'm generally the last person to let my incompetent skills get in the way of trying to accomplish something, But I think that's a bit out of reach

Quote by DreamGate
you could make a detachable litter box or a slide in one. My dad use to make one of those cuz our old cat would only shit under a small stool we had. Kinda weird.


Noted
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
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Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#17
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This gun be awesome


Oh yeah

I'll probably start mocking up the blue prints tomorrow Once I figure out where I'll put it.

final pics will happen
Quote by Morphogenesis26
Cat's don't like fancy houses. Just get a little box, put it down, and let the kitty cat play.


sometimes when I'm bored I make 'kitty fortresses' of like 5 or so cardboard boxes, She'll stay in those for days
It's over simplified, So what!

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I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#18
This is awesome and you're awesome.
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#19
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sometimes when I'm bored I make 'kitty fortresses' of like 5 or so cardboard boxes, She'll stay in those for days


My sister and I would make big fortresses out of blankets and pillows in the living room for the cats so that they'd have a citadel to rule from, but we ended up using it as a hideout for ourselves. Tearing it down was the funnest.
#20
Brace yourself for...

I wanted to draw a dancing kitty in there too, but I don't know how to draw a dancing kitty.

How could she not love it. And if it don't, then I'm sorry to have to tell you this, but it's going to have to go the ways of Old Yeller.
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Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


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Last edited by Joshua Garcia at Mar 17, 2013,
#22
Only play what you hear. If you don’t hear anything, don’t play anything.
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#24
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Brace yourself for...

I wanted to draw a dancing kitty in there too, but I don't know how to draw a dancing kitty.

How could she not love it. And if it don't, then I'm sorry to have to tell you this, but it's going to have to go the ways of Old Yeller.


YES

totally making kitty disco happen

Quote by whywefight
kitty disco is the best idea I've ever heard


Plus like 500 or something
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#26
<--- This guy is winning, right here.

Everyone else go home.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#28
Quote by Joshua Garcia
Brace yourself for...

I wanted to draw a dancing kitty in there too, but I don't know how to draw a dancing kitty.

How could she not love it. And if it don't, then I'm sorry to have to tell you this, but it's going to have to go the ways of Old Yeller.

This is the best post in the history of posts
___

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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#29
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I voted for Whoomit.

I voted for MakinLattes

loljk ofc i didn't
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#30
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This is the best post in the history of posts

I don't even know why, the idea just came to me instantly.
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I voted for MakinLattes

loljk ofc i didn't

I actually did. Mostly because I like lattes. And coffee.
Then I voted Whoomit.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line