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I tried inquiring about this in the Band Name Thread, but to no avail. Seriously guys, i need some massive brainstorming here. For our old-school emo/screamo band. We honestly cannot come up with anything that sounds professional. We have come up with some stuff that sounded cool, but just by hearing these names you could tell we're a local band. We need a good band name by Friday because we are entering a Battle of the Bands that could possibly win us a spot on Warped Tour.

But seriously, our sound is dark and heavy, but with melodic sung sections (not just the chorus) by our rhythm guitarist. We also have random sections of clean soft parts. Any suggestions for a name to match that descripton of our style would be greatly appreciated.
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penisten and the cuntmachines
It's over simplified, So what!

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The I Cum Bloods
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Quote by Travis Penisten
But seriously, our sound is dark and heavy, but with melodic sung sections by our rhythm guitarist. We also have random sections of clean soft parts. Any suggestions for a name to match that descripton of our style would be greatly appreciated.



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The Joshua Garcias.
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#6
Warped Penisten
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but really dude, is your last name penisten or are you just 7?
It's over simplified, So what!

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I love how you took out the fact that we don't just use singing during the chorus and then called us trendy.

You tried.
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but really dude, is your last name penisten or are you just 7?

Man, I've gotten so much shit for my name since like preschool. And I'm almost 18.
#10
Rainbow Assmaster and the Flat Kens
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#11
The Flowers of Evil
It sounds better in French.
Whenever the Will to Power, in no matter what form, begins to decline, a physiological retrogression, decadence always supervenes.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
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Penisten and the Dicks
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Omygod I just realized why we're laughing at your last name!
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I'm really slow.
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Quote by Travis Penisten
Man, I've gotten so much shit for my name since like preschool. And I'm almost 18.


well you didn't do yourself any favours making it your UG name
It's over simplified, So what!

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#17
Penis Ten.

Your logo could be a dick with an Omnitrix.

Like from Ben 10.
YEAH, I WATCH BEN 10. FUCK OFF.
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Quote by Travis Penisten
I love how you took out the fact that we don't just use singing during the chorus and then called us trendy.

You tried.

That part is irrelevant. Everything else about what you described screams modern Metalcore.
#19
Take a Dictionary, open it to a random page. Look at every word and definition on that page, write down your favorite name. Do this 10 times and have your band vote on their favorite.
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No but srsly, The Joshua Garcias.
I'm giving you a platinum band name right here.
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Omygod I just realized why we're laughing at your last name!
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I'm really slow.


nicely done


Oo thought of another name.


Robocunt the Analhilator
It's over simplified, So what!

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#24
Savage Advantage.
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.


Listening to: New York Voices, as well as the new Vulfpeck record (fuck it's so good)


You throw like a girl. A girl who is great at baseball and has a fiery passion for the sport.
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That part is irrelevant. Everything else about what you described screams modern Metalcore.

We aren't metalcore at all
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The Joshua Garcias.
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There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
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#28
I'm not sure if this has been said yet...

but The Joshua Garcias.
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There's nothing left here to be saved
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#30
Quote by Travis Penisten
We aren't metalcore at all

No, but your description is rather vague. Plus, you're trying to play Warped Tour. Without anything else, I naturally made the logical assumption of "Metalcore".

So, it's your fault for giving a bad description. Maybe next time, post a clip/song, if you're unable to adequately describe your band's sound?
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The Joshua Garcias
It's over simplified, So what!

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I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
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#32
We thought of the name "Falling Towards the Sky", "Falling In a Crashing Motion" and "Risen Above the Underworld"

Are those good for our style?
#33
Why is your band still not named The Joshua Garcias?
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There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#34
Quote by Travis Penisten
We thought of the name "Falling Towards the Sky", "Falling In a Crashing Motion" and "Risen Above the Underworld"

Are those good for our style?


a bit pretentious.


You should try 'the Joshua Garcias'
It's over simplified, So what!

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#35
You've not even described your style. "Dark and heavy with clean vocals" is vague as fuck.

Oh, and all of those names scream "Metalcore" like BMTH.
#36
Quote by Travis Penisten
"Falling Towards the Sky"
"Falling In a Crashing Motion"
"Risen Above the Underworld"

Are those good for our style?

No, wayyyyy too generic.
Just too generic.
Best of the three. Its k.

And yes, they probably are.
#37
All the Rage

Iguana Fur Can Kill You

Mr. Plow

Mystery Loves Company

...These are getting exponentially worse. I'm stopping now.
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Quote by Travis Penisten
We thought of the name "Falling Towards the Sky", "Falling In a Crashing Motion" and "Risen Above the Underworld"

Are those good for our style?

You might as well call yourself Falling in Reverse.

Might I suggest The Joshua Garcias.

Seriously, try to keep it short and simple. No one is going to remember something more than two words when there are so many more bands playing one venue.
#39
The Gashua Jorcias.

That way you can shorten the name to "The Gash" and people will know what you sound like.
#40
Matt Damon.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect