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Johnny_Ibanez
ʎuuɥoſ
Join date: Mar 2009
1,251 IQ
#1
Howdy Guys and Gals,

I just wanted to touch base with yourselves.

Can I aks you a question?

Just bear with me.

What words and phrases make you want to ram the whole of humanity into a giant blender and hit the Turbo button?


Just typing this post has annoyed me.
eGraham
Rattle That Lock
Join date: Oct 2008
1,539 IQ
#2
cellar door

LOOK AT ME BEING IRONIC
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whywefight
~I'm not fuckin around~
Join date: Dec 2010
1,725 IQ
#3
Calm down, bro-bdingnagian. They're just words.
Last edited by whywefight at Mar 18, 2013,
ErikLensherr
MGTOW
Join date: Jul 2011
1,630 IQ
#4
"hope and change"

Shut the **** up, Obamabots.
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I swear this guy in particular writes for the telegraph or some shit.

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I was in NYC for all of about 5 minutes until I was called a cracker and called out to fight someone.
Joshua Garcia
Lost boy
Join date: Jun 2009
5,691 IQ
#5
My answer remains the same from the last time we had this thread:
"Just sayin."

Though I wouldn't use a blender. Humanity has some good meat on it.
A blender would just bruise, or even worse, ruin that.
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v Smash dat mf
Brandon860
They call me... Brough
Join date: Jul 2004
592 IQ
#7
"This Is A Fire Door Never Leave Open"

Every time I open them... there's no fire to be had
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haha You pwned an entire website....i bow down...

TheDudeBox
Eastwinn
through being cool
Join date: Dec 2008
3,131 IQ
#11
Quote by eGraham
cellar door

LOOK AT ME BEING IRONIC


it's makes me want to hate that movie so ****ing much

but i can't do it
to me this is for real
stonyman65
Unregistered User
Join date: Sep 2005
809 IQ
#13
Quote by ErikLensherr
"hope and change"

Shut the **** up, Obamabots.


That worked for the first year, but I think they should change it to "more of the same". It'd be a more accurate statement.

Anyone who even utters the phrase "YOLO" is on my list.

That's why I think humanity is doomed is because those are the assholes that are going to be running the world one day...
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This is terrible advice. Even worse than the useless dry, sarcastic comment I made.

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ErikLensherr
MGTOW
Join date: Jul 2011
1,630 IQ
#14
Quote by stonyman65
That worked for the first year, but I think they should change it to "more of the same". It'd be a more accurate statement.

It doesn't even make sense for them to keep saying it now. He's been reelected so it's change relative to what, his first term? So they're implying his first term was less than ideal. But point that out and they'll get mad. Critical thinking is not the average Obama voter's bailiwick.
Quote by EpiExplorer
I swear this guy in particular writes for the telegraph or some shit.

Quote by Rossenrot
I was in NYC for all of about 5 minutes until I was called a cracker and called out to fight someone.
stonyman65
Unregistered User
Join date: Sep 2005
809 IQ
#15
Quote by ErikLensherr
It doesn't even make sense for them to keep saying it now. He's been reelected so it's change relative to what, his first term? So they're implying his first term was less than ideal. But point that out and they'll get mad. Critical thinking is not the average Obama voter's bailiwick.


Yup.

Finally we agree on something

Both parties are a bunch of fucktards. Every last one of them.
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This is terrible advice. Even worse than the useless dry, sarcastic comment I made.

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I'm too old for the Jim Morrison look now. When I was gigging I had a fine arse.
ErikLensherr
MGTOW
Join date: Jul 2011
1,630 IQ
#16
I just hope common sense makes a comeback someday.
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I swear this guy in particular writes for the telegraph or some shit.

Quote by Rossenrot
I was in NYC for all of about 5 minutes until I was called a cracker and called out to fight someone.
vIsIbleNoIsE
The Asian-Viking Paradox
Join date: Feb 2006
1,540 IQ
#17
any time someone uses tech terms to describe a human function at the office.

"i don't have enough bandwidth to work on this right now"
"i can't spare any cycles this week on this"
"let's sync up with my manager after our gay romp in the meadow"
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Jesus Christ since when is the Pit a ****ing courtroom...

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Trowzaa
TwoWorldWars&OneWorldCup
Join date: Mar 2009
730 IQ
#19
"Freedom"
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
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stonyman65
Unregistered User
Join date: Sep 2005
809 IQ
#20
Quote by ErikLensherr
I just hope common sense makes a comeback someday.


Me too man, me too.
Quote by strat0blaster
This is terrible advice. Even worse than the useless dry, sarcastic comment I made.

Quote by Cathbard
I'm too old for the Jim Morrison look now. When I was gigging I had a fine arse.
ali.guitarkid7
Gets Easier
Join date: Oct 2009
2,302 IQ
#22
Johnny_Ibanez
Quote by Aeolian Harmony
Ali priori / Ali posteriori
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Jesus christ Ali is a nutcase

I actually feel sorry for him, like seriously, get help
EpiExplorer
orsonfacenospace
Join date: May 2008
5,421 IQ
#23
'I could care less'

Not only does it logically make no sense, but its like a cheap way of saying 'fine, I suck' without actually admitting it.

also 'for all intensive purposes'

Sure your purposes might be intense, but that also doesn't make any sense, cuz its 'for all intents and purposes'
o()o

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JackalUK
Registered User
Join date: Aug 2006
979 IQ
#25
People using the word douche as an insult makes me want to catapult my leg straight between their legs.
slash_GNR666
Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan!
Join date: Jun 2009
374 IQ
#27
ali.guitarkid7 and cunt

If you put them in a sentence though i.e.

'ali.guitarkid7 is a cunt'

It kinda works.

ali.guitarkid7
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Trowzaa
TwoWorldWars&OneWorldCup
Join date: Mar 2009
730 IQ
#29
What the hell is finna?
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as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
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bifteksupernova
*thhbbbt*
Join date: Jan 2009
683 IQ
#31
i hate when people call me bro. nothing pisses me off more than some beefy dunderheaded half wit calling me his bro.

also on that list are people who call me son who aren't my dad, he doesnt even address me as son. and when girls my own age call people hun or honey. you have to be 30+ married and have children to get away with that
Last.fm So you can make fun of my taste in music
Youtube So you can make fun of my videos
Trowzaa
TwoWorldWars&OneWorldCup
Join date: Mar 2009
730 IQ
#32
Quote by Minkaro
No idea what it actually means, but people (and I use the term lightly) say "I'm finna get some pizza."


It's like a real life typo. I don't even. I know the keyboard goes F-G and I-O but did someone make a typo online and some guys thought it was the hip new way of saying "gonna"?
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


Johnny_Ibanez
ʎuuɥoſ
Join date: Mar 2009
1,251 IQ
#33
According to Urban D, it's short for "fixing to" as in "I'm going to"

It's going on The List.
macashmack
Maskcashmack
Join date: May 2011
3,359 IQ
#34
"Help the poor"
God you help them stop telling me to ****ing asshole.
Trowzaa
TwoWorldWars&OneWorldCup
Join date: Mar 2009
730 IQ
#36
Quote by Metasponge
This might just be an English thing but;

When people are going to get drunk but instead decide to say 'getting on it'.


"On it like a car bonnet."

IT DOESN'T EVEN MEAN ANYTHING.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


eGraham
Rattle That Lock
Join date: Oct 2008
1,539 IQ
#37
Quote by ErikLensherr
I just hope common sense makes a comeback someday.

It will.


Palin 2016
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I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
Smokey Amp
Run.Stop.Fierce.
Join date: Sep 2005
1,077 IQ
#38
'Go Live'

Hatred. Complete hatred.
Proud owner of an Engl Thunder 50 Reverb and an Ibanez S470

"The end is extremely fucking nigh..."
Wolfinator-x
Teeth
Join date: Apr 2007
1,337 IQ
#39
"I banged her"
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.
Artists I'm listening to a lot lately:
Stray Cats, Gustav Holst

Mah Youtube vids.
if you truly loved me, you'd watch them (psst; it's not just glam stuff)

Mah Soundcloud
Johnny_Ibanez
ʎuuɥoſ
Join date: Mar 2009
1,251 IQ
#40
"I'd smash that. I'd smash the fuck out of that."

Would you? Would you really? Or would you in fact jizz in your jeans, make your excuses and leave her to finish herself off?

It's the second one, isn't it?

Prick.


Also: "I'd destroy that" "I'd ruin that" etc