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#1
Howdy Guys and Gals,

I just wanted to touch base with yourselves.

Can I aks you a question?

Just bear with me.

What words and phrases make you want to ram the whole of humanity into a giant blender and hit the Turbo button?


Just typing this post has annoyed me.
#2
cellar door

LOOK AT ME BEING IRONIC
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I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#4
"hope and change"

Shut the **** up, Obamabots.
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#5
My answer remains the same from the last time we had this thread:
"Just sayin."

Though I wouldn't use a blender. Humanity has some good meat on it.
A blender would just bruise, or even worse, ruin that.
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If KFC is finger-licking good, then people would probably suck dicks for Popeyes. That's how good it is.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#7
"This Is A Fire Door Never Leave Open"

Every time I open them... there's no fire to be had
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haha You pwned an entire website....i bow down...

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#8
Liberty
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hard sciences don't have correct and incorrect answers actually
#11
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cellar door

LOOK AT ME BEING IRONIC


it's makes me want to hate that movie so ****ing much

but i can't do it
i don't know why i feel so dry
#13
Quote by ErikLensherr
"hope and change"

Shut the **** up, Obamabots.


That worked for the first year, but I think they should change it to "more of the same". It'd be a more accurate statement.

Anyone who even utters the phrase "YOLO" is on my list.

That's why I think humanity is doomed is because those are the assholes that are going to be running the world one day...
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This is terrible advice. Even worse than the useless dry, sarcastic comment I made.

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I'm too old for the Jim Morrison look now. When I was gigging I had a fine arse.
#14
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That worked for the first year, but I think they should change it to "more of the same". It'd be a more accurate statement.

It doesn't even make sense for them to keep saying it now. He's been reelected so it's change relative to what, his first term? So they're implying his first term was less than ideal. But point that out and they'll get mad. Critical thinking is not the average Obama voter's bailiwick.
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ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#15
Quote by ErikLensherr
It doesn't even make sense for them to keep saying it now. He's been reelected so it's change relative to what, his first term? So they're implying his first term was less than ideal. But point that out and they'll get mad. Critical thinking is not the average Obama voter's bailiwick.


Yup.

Finally we agree on something

Both parties are a bunch of fucktards. Every last one of them.
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This is terrible advice. Even worse than the useless dry, sarcastic comment I made.

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I'm too old for the Jim Morrison look now. When I was gigging I had a fine arse.
#16
I just hope common sense makes a comeback someday.
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ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#17
any time someone uses tech terms to describe a human function at the office.

"i don't have enough bandwidth to work on this right now"
"i can't spare any cycles this week on this"
"let's sync up with my manager after our gay romp in the meadow"
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Jesus Christ since when is the Pit a ****ing courtroom...

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#19
"Freedom"
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#20
Quote by ErikLensherr
I just hope common sense makes a comeback someday.


Me too man, me too.
Quote by strat0blaster
This is terrible advice. Even worse than the useless dry, sarcastic comment I made.

Quote by Cathbard
I'm too old for the Jim Morrison look now. When I was gigging I had a fine arse.
#23
'I could care less'

Not only does it logically make no sense, but its like a cheap way of saying 'fine, I suck' without actually admitting it.

also 'for all intensive purposes'

Sure your purposes might be intense, but that also doesn't make any sense, cuz its 'for all intents and purposes'
o()o

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#25
People using the word douche as an insult makes me want to catapult my leg straight between their legs.
#27
ali.guitarkid7 and cunt

If you put them in a sentence though i.e.

'ali.guitarkid7 is a cunt'

It kinda works.

ali.guitarkid7
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#29
What the hell is finna?
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#31
i hate when people call me bro. nothing pisses me off more than some beefy dunderheaded half wit calling me his bro.

also on that list are people who call me son who aren't my dad, he doesnt even address me as son. and when girls my own age call people hun or honey. you have to be 30+ married and have children to get away with that
Last.fm So you can make fun of my taste in music
Youtube So you can make fun of my videos
#32
Quote by Minkaro
No idea what it actually means, but people (and I use the term lightly) say "I'm finna get some pizza."


It's like a real life typo. I don't even. I know the keyboard goes F-G and I-O but did someone make a typo online and some guys thought it was the hip new way of saying "gonna"?
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#36
Quote by Metasponge
This might just be an English thing but;

When people are going to get drunk but instead decide to say 'getting on it'.


"On it like a car bonnet."

IT DOESN'T EVEN MEAN ANYTHING.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#37
Quote by ErikLensherr
I just hope common sense makes a comeback someday.

It will.


Palin 2016
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I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#38
'Go Live'

Hatred. Complete hatred.
Proud owner of an Engl Thunder 50 Reverb and an Ibanez S470

"The end is extremely fucking nigh..."
#39
"I banged her"
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.


Listening to: Duke Ellington


I'm sick and tired of people calling America the stupidest country in the world. I personally think Europe is the stupidest country.
#40
"I'd smash that. I'd smash the fuck out of that."

Would you? Would you really? Or would you in fact jizz in your jeans, make your excuses and leave her to finish herself off?

It's the second one, isn't it?

Prick.


Also: "I'd destroy that" "I'd ruin that" etc
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