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#1
People in my course are having a football/soccer tournament and my team needs a name.

Thing is though, we are doing optometry so we need a punny name related to eyes.

So far I could only think of IC Milan. Help me out Pit. Yall rock at puns.
#2
Eyevy League.

I got nothing at the moment.
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#3
IC My Hand

I-see-nil (Arsenal)

She'll-see (Chelsea)

Glasses on her (Barcelona)

They're all audio-puns though.
#4
Nice to Michu
Frimpingpong
Scoregasms
ChamakhMaBitchUp
Marveauxlous
Fred West Ham United

Yes, I stole all those from the UG Fantasy Football league.

Oh and inb4 boring seppos.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#5
The Silly Nannies
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#7
Also you could probably manipulate FC (...eff See) into it somehow.
#8
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Mushroom Popsicle
Rainforest Humping
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Pimplepsy
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The Horror Of Jizzing On Your Own Face
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Rotating Fag Wagon
Helicockaroo
Sin For You Mom
Tongue Carpet
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#10
I don't think Ometh understands what a pun is.

Scorres FC
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#11
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I don't think Ometh understands what a pun is.

Scorres FC

I don't read OPs, I just read titles and shit on them.
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#13
Eyes Will Rock You
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#14
Come on guys, we are getting there.

Some other eye words: glaucoma, cataracts, diabetes, conjunctivitis, optic, cornea, lens, lids, lashes. Styes.
#15
FC Optic
You had the answer right there before your very eyes and then you decide to ask the pit.
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#18
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FC Optic
You had the answer right there before your very eyes and then you decide to ask the pit.

Well the tournament is called Optic Cup (geddit?) so it wouldn't be that creative.
#20
My gym volleyball team was named "the cilthy funts" the teacher had no ****ing clue what it meant. It was pretty damn funny.
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#23
Has the Joshua Garcia's been suggested yet?
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#24
- The Eyeballers
- Soccular
- The Daltonists
- I AM THE VIEW
- Opticunts
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#25
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- The Eyeballers
- Soccular
- The Daltonists
- I AM THE VIEW
- Opticunts

Fc Optic Hunts. I like that. Subtle.
#26
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Joshua Garcia FC

Damn, you beat me to the punch lol, but seriously OP, ^^ this
#30
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I'm obviously missing some sort of inside joke here. What's the deal with Joshua Garcia?

Because that's a great name and you should use it.

Deff The Joshua Garcias. Or Joshua Garcia FC. Take your pick.
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#32
Here, this can be your team flag:
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If KFC is finger-licking good, then people would probably suck dicks for Popeyes. That's how good it is.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#33
Hey, need some jerseys with that?

Here's a rough draft of what you could use.
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If KFC is finger-licking good, then people would probably suck dicks for Popeyes. That's how good it is.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#40
Tottonometry Hotsclera
Real Madretina
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OH MY GOD EYE LOVE EYE WORDS
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