#1
I got you a thread, some booze and your dream





I Have An Avant Garde Fetish....
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Im in no way an amateur. I masturbate in public all the time.
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I can get an erection just by looking at a plastic cup, or a river.
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Don't worry, rape will always find a back way in
#4
Happy birthday, bro

I got you the whitest kids you know

One of the third friendliest users
Stratkat's pet


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#5
Happy birthday, which I assume is actually tomorrow to us folk in the "real" timezones.

I got you a real timezone!

GMT-5:00
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.


Listening to: New York Voices, as well as the new Vulfpeck record (fuck it's so good)


You throw like a girl. A girl who is great at baseball and has a fiery passion for the sport.
#6
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Happy birthday, which I assume is actually tomorrow to us folk in the "real" timezones.

I got you a real timezone!

GMT-5:00



Happy birthday bro!
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#7
That's a hot title

Cheers guys!

It's over simplified, So what!

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I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
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Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
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I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#10
Obscene! I managed to get you the last Australian convict shop!



You've done your time, you can come home now.
#13
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I got you a map of Australia.

I'm surprised "Taz" was not mentioned.
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.


Listening to: New York Voices, as well as the new Vulfpeck record (fuck it's so good)


You throw like a girl. A girl who is great at baseball and has a fiery passion for the sport.
#14
Happy birthday!

I got you a Holden.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Omae wa mou
Shindeiru



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Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
#17
Happy birthday broham! I got you a really huge freaking beer!
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If KFC is finger-licking good, then people would probably suck dicks for Popeyes. That's how good it is.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
Last edited by Joshua Garcia at Mar 19, 2013,
#19


Thanks guys

I'll be using each and every one of these to their fullest extent
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.