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CaptainCanti
i may not know much
Join date: Oct 2012
31 IQ
#1
So like, I had this dream. And in it, my best friend and like two other people who I don't know were about to jump down a hole to kill themselves. And my best friend is like "You should jump too.", and I'm like "Sure why not, that seems like a good idea." And then we all fell asleep. And then the next day, I woke up to find that me and friend were in my bed. I was under the blanket, and she was on top of it. And then we went to a church that looked like the mansion from Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

Dafuq is this shit.
¯\_()_/¯
Trowzaa
TwoWorldWars&OneWorldCup
Join date: Mar 2009
181 IQ
#4
You're definitely either attracted to your mother or gay.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


Morphogenesis26
UG Nerd
Join date: Apr 2011
30 IQ
#5
We must consult the imaginary thought walrus!

Go sit in a corner for an hour with the lights off and concentrate on a walrus.
jthm_guitarist
"funny" but "unmemorable"
Join date: Apr 2006
153 IQ
#8
The real poll is at the bottom of the page under "Rate This Thread"

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Warned for trolling!


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Didn't you say that you had a stuffed fox that you would occasionally fuck?

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BladeSlinger
nerd
Join date: Jan 2007
120 IQ
#10
The hole you wanted to jump into was clearly a condensation of your repressed desire to penetrate someone's orifice and following your friends down a destructive lifestyle like casual sex. The blanket is definitely the repressive super structure of society telling you that you can't have casual sex wit your friend. The church is there a symbol for religious frivolity that has an underlying structure of torture and violence.


And you want your dad's dick.
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And tell, how come you became idiot enough

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brot pls
Obsceneairwaves
UG Member
Join date: Sep 2011
21 IQ
#11
That's hot
It's over simplified, So what!

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FireFromTheVoid
Unloved
Join date: Mar 2011
20 IQ
#12
Your dream put your friend on the opposite side of the cover.

That`s sad
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megano28
*Snickers Nefariously*
Join date: Feb 2009
213 IQ
#13
Don't you have to be e-relevant to get away with this shit?
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Anyway I have technically statutory raped #nice

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since that promise was broken

i dont make promises any more
crazysam23_Atax
Feuergesicht
Join date: Oct 2009
490 IQ
#14
Quote by BladeSlinger
The hole you wanted to jump into was clearly a condensation of your repressed desire to penetrate someone's orifice and following your friends down a destructive lifestyle like casual sex. The blanket is definitely the repressive super structure of society telling you that you can't have casual sex wit your friend. The church is there a symbol for religious frivolity that has an underlying structure of torture and violence.


And you want your dad's dick.

How pseudo-Freudian! /sniffs
Shadowenspirit
Lady of the Pit
Join date: Jul 2008
10 IQ
#15
The actual content of the dream isn't actually all that important. Early dreams are generally just rehashes of what was happening during your day (so elements of that day will often creep in even if its just a tiny little detail), dreams during deep REM are generally based around fixing problematic situations in your life. Generally the most important aspect of a dream is how you feel during it, whether that be happy, nervous, scared or angry these are generally mirroring emotions that you are currently harboring (even if subconsciously)
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Shadowenspirit,
Developmental Tamer.
Shadowenspirit,
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I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: "O Lord make my enemies ridiculous." And God granted it.


-Voltaire



So it is written.
CaptainCanti
i may not know much
Join date: Oct 2012
31 IQ
#16
Quote by Shadowenspirit
The actual content of the dream isn't actually all that important. Early dreams are generally just rehashes of what was happening during your day (so elements of that day will often creep in even if its just a tiny little detail), dreams during deep REM are generally based around fixing problematic situations in your life. Generally the most important aspect of a dream is how you feel during it, whether that be happy, nervous, scared or angry these are generally mirroring emotions that you are currently harboring (even if subconsciously)

Well I mean, I was happy in the dream. So does that mean I want to kill myself and then screw my friend?
¯\_()_/¯
Shadowenspirit
Lady of the Pit
Join date: Jul 2008
10 IQ
#17
Nah, generally if you dream about a friend its more about missing that person. The dying thing I have no idea, it could be a way of trying to gain control (rather jump yourself then be pushed sort of thing) but that would be easier for you to distinguish than a stranger. But like I said the biggest indicator is just your feelings, if you were happy thats good.
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Shadowenspirit,
Developmental Tamer.
Shadowenspirit,
Ancient Sandwich Crafter



I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: "O Lord make my enemies ridiculous." And God granted it.


-Voltaire



So it is written.
BladeSlinger
nerd
Join date: Jan 2007
120 IQ
#18
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How pseudo-Freudian! /sniffs

I recently did a short Psychoanalytic reading for Lord of the Flies for class so it's on the brain.
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And tell, how come you became idiot enough

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brot pls
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Kenny G on Ecstacy
Join date: May 2008
206 IQ
#21
I dont know who you are but I had a boondocks related avy until about 10 minutes ago

we couldve shared a moment of acknowledgement of our mutual interest

alas
Cb4rabid
K♦️
Join date: May 2009
606 IQ
#22
it means you go touched in a no no area by woodsy owl so you should really give a hoot and don't pollute
pinga
Burgery
crack hitler
Join date: Nov 2009
81 IQ
#23
you should call your friend, shes probably dead
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treborillusion
UG Fanatic
Join date: May 2009
40 IQ
#24
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What does this dream mean?
It's means you're gay, NEXT!
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look nigga, if you're chillin with 5 bros and 2 hos, you're gonna wanna pay attention to all of em equally. not moon over the hos forever and laugh at every shitty thing they say and just stare at them all night, like some of my mates do.
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WildthingJR
UGs Sociolinguist
Join date: Jan 2007
60 IQ
#25
Butt cancer, doh.
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And then again, Wildthang, "You're probably NOT one of them clean Socialists, either"

Wat.
CaptainCanti
i may not know much
Join date: Oct 2012
31 IQ
#28
Quote by captainsnazz
Did you expect anyone to say anything except "gay"?
No, because you're gay.

Well at least you're honest.
¯\_()_/¯
macashmack
Maskcashmack
Join date: May 2011
170 IQ
#29
Dreams are simply ones astral body exploring the ethereal realm during semi-consciousness.
jugglingfreak
UnBanned
Join date: Apr 2010
10 IQ
#32
Quote by CaptainCanti
Well I mean, I was happy in the dream. So does that mean I want to kill myself and then screw my friend?



No, you subconsciously realize that your life is worthless, you will never get laid, and you'll end up crying and fapping in your basement forever..