#2
I don't remember this but now I want to see the thread too.
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#3
You mean the guy who made a website about finding his goddess, who would submit to him and be completely complacent in everything he demanded? As far as I know, the guy got married.
#4
Quote by CoreysMonster
You mean the guy who made a website about finding his goddess, who would submit to him and be completely complacent in everything he demanded? As far as I know, the guy got married.


Exactly.

God he was a ****ing psycho.
#5
That man was Horsedick, who now has a bounty of wives who suck his dick while he ****s their ass.
Quote by Ian_the_fox
You're not girly enough of a boy for me, and you're not man enough to take the top. So like, sorry bitch but you ain't mine! Sorry.
#7
Quote by fail
That man was Horsedick, who now has a bounty of wives who suck his dick while he ****s their ass.


YOU HEARD RIGHT


All of his women share one big, communal ass.
#8
Quote by blake1221
YOU HEARD RIGHT


All of his women share one big, communal ass.


That's the idea. Someone MS paint this pls
Quote by Ian_the_fox
You're not girly enough of a boy for me, and you're not man enough to take the top. So like, sorry bitch but you ain't mine! Sorry.
#10
I remember that
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You sir are a dick!
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And then again, Wildthang, "You're probably NOT one of them clean Socialists, either"

Wat.
#11


this man is a genius
It's over simplified, So what!

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I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#12
Ok, I know I just said this in another thread, but this is the greatest thing I've ever read
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Quote by The_Blode
she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#19
Quote by fail
That man was Horsedick, who now has a bounty of wives who suck his dick while he ****s their ass.


DO YOU KNOW WHO'S DICK YOU JUST STEPPED ON?!
#24
Quote by treborillusion
I should make a thread about wanting someone for no strings casual sex.


Let me just stop you right there.
Quote by Ian_the_fox
You're not girly enough of a boy for me, and you're not man enough to take the top. So like, sorry bitch but you ain't mine! Sorry.
#26
Quote by captainsnazz
No you shouldn't.

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#28
I remember that thread.


I cannot believe hes selling a book. I almost want to dl the first two chapters.
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#29
Quote by captainsnazz
No you shouldn't.

This made me laugh way to hard
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Quote by The_Blode
she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...