Poll: Apples vs Oranges
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View poll results: Apples vs Oranges
Apples
13 45%
Oranges
16 55%
Voters: 29.
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Hydra150
cutebutt mcsexyface
Join date: Nov 2006
182 IQ
#1
I have no opinion.
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
JustRooster
Professionally Crabby
Join date: Jan 2005
514 IQ
#3
Clearly apples.

Quote by EyeNon15
Thats too bad, I was under the impression I was arguing something profound


Quote by StewieSwan
my eyes are rolling harder than fred durst

Hydra150
cutebutt mcsexyface
Join date: Nov 2006
182 IQ
#4
Because Pink Lady apples are awesome but I've been enjoying oranges lately. Clearly one opinion is wrong, though, so the pit needs to help decide.
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
eGraham
Rattle That Lock
Join date: Oct 2008
70 IQ
#6
Apples, because orange pie sucks
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
Hydra150
cutebutt mcsexyface
Join date: Nov 2006
182 IQ
#8
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
He might like both equally. It's not rocket science.


Or is it?

But two things can't be equally good. That'd be crazy, sam.
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
MusicMan24
UG's Guy Fawkes
Join date: Jul 2008
1,114 IQ
#9
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
He might like both equally. It's not rocket science.


Or is it?



There's no such thing as liking two things equally.


Or is there?
Hydra150
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Join date: Nov 2006
182 IQ
#10
Quote by MusicMan24
There's no such thing as liking two things equally.


Or is there?

NO
There can only be one winner
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
kimberlydawn
Princess Pineapple
Join date: Apr 2012
20 IQ
#12
Oranges are juicy and soft and nom and easier to eat because you can just peel 'em in slices.
INSTANTLY WINS.


Quote by Todd Hart
So 'crunk and 'gandhi are already pussy-whipped, impressive.

Quote by Burgery
you just think they're being mean to you because you have fragile girl feelings
MusicMan24
UG's Guy Fawkes
Join date: Jul 2008
1,114 IQ
#15
Quote by kimberlydawn
Oranges are juicy and soft and nom and easier to eat because you can just peel 'em in slices.
INSTANTLY WINS.


Yeah but they squirt juice at you...
Hydra150
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Join date: Nov 2006
182 IQ
#16
Quote by kimberlydawn
Oranges are juicy and soft and nom and easier to eat because you can just peel 'em in slices.
INSTANTLY WINS.

But apples can be juicy and arent as messy as oranges sometimes are. Sometimes you get an apple that's soft which is shit but sometimes you get an orange that's bitter and fuck that.
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
Hydra150
cutebutt mcsexyface
Join date: Nov 2006
182 IQ
#17
Quote by Johnny_Ibanez

Holy shittums
we have a winner

but I'm on a diet, so fuck you


Quote by sam b
No vs threads. Clearly stated in the "pit rules"


Enjoy your permaban.

Yeah but what's better though?
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
kimberlydawn
Princess Pineapple
Join date: Apr 2012
20 IQ
#18


Oranges will alwys b in mi <3


Quote by Todd Hart
So 'crunk and 'gandhi are already pussy-whipped, impressive.

Quote by Burgery
you just think they're being mean to you because you have fragile girl feelings
Bob_Sacamano
UG Board King
Join date: Jan 2012
10 IQ
#19
They're both a pain to eat and not really worth it for me. It's close though

Apples pros:
juice
Pie
no peeling
flavors/diversity
keeps doctor away

negs -
makes me feel like my teeth will be ripped out upon biting
not usually very tasty
should be juicier

Oranges pros
juice
extremely juicy
refreshing
can be used as a ball and food

negs
have to peel
can make you blind upon peeling
sticky

Advantage: Oranges
Quote by Sliide90027
But as a bigoted lemming, you have so cry an Alinslyite slur revealing you lack of reason and sense.


Quote by MusicLord16
BOB 1. ur 20 and two u like evil things and idk if u worship the devil
JustRooster
Professionally Crabby
Join date: Jan 2005
514 IQ
#22



It's clearly apples. Clearly.

Quote by EyeNon15
Thats too bad, I was under the impression I was arguing something profound


Quote by StewieSwan
my eyes are rolling harder than fred durst

Bob_Sacamano
UG Board King
Join date: Jan 2012
10 IQ
#23
Noooo I voted wrong

Who's the idiot now
Quote by Sliide90027
But as a bigoted lemming, you have so cry an Alinslyite slur revealing you lack of reason and sense.


Quote by MusicLord16
BOB 1. ur 20 and two u like evil things and idk if u worship the devil
Hydra150
cutebutt mcsexyface
Join date: Nov 2006
182 IQ
#24
Quote by Bob_Sacamano

negs -
makes me feel like my teeth will be ripped out upon biting
not usually very tasty
should be juicier

buy better apples

all of a sudden, advantage: apples
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
kimberlydawn
Princess Pineapple
Join date: Apr 2012
20 IQ
#25
Quote by JustRooster



It's clearly apples. Clearly.

There I am


Quote by Todd Hart
So 'crunk and 'gandhi are already pussy-whipped, impressive.

Quote by Burgery
you just think they're being mean to you because you have fragile girl feelings
kimberlydawn
Princess Pineapple
Join date: Apr 2012
20 IQ
#26
But in all seriousness, pineapples outnumber both apples and oranges by a decade.


Quote by Todd Hart
So 'crunk and 'gandhi are already pussy-whipped, impressive.

Quote by Burgery
you just think they're being mean to you because you have fragile girl feelings
crazysam23_Atax
Feuergesicht
Join date: Oct 2009
490 IQ
#27
Quote by Hydra150
But two things can't be equally good. That'd be crazy, sam.

Why can't they, Hydra? WHY?!

Quote by JustRooster
It's clearly apples. Clearly.

Go fuck yourself, you damn Cheesehead!
Last edited by crazysam23_Atax at Mar 20, 2013,
Bob_Sacamano
UG Board King
Join date: Jan 2012
10 IQ
#28
Quote by kimberlydawn
But in all seriousness, pineapples outnumber both apples and oranges by a decade.

Yeah and Canteloupe

It needs to be capitalized.
Quote by Sliide90027
But as a bigoted lemming, you have so cry an Alinslyite slur revealing you lack of reason and sense.


Quote by MusicLord16
BOB 1. ur 20 and two u like evil things and idk if u worship the devil
Last edited by Bob_Sacamano at Mar 20, 2013,
Hydra150
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Join date: Nov 2006
182 IQ
#29
Quote by sam b
No vs threads.

Is having no vs threads better than having vs threads?
I'd create a thread but, y'know, it'd have an intrinsic bias
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
Why can't they, Hydra? WHY?!

THERE HAS TO BE A WINNER!
How else will we know who to award the prizes to?
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
Last edited by Hydra150 at Mar 20, 2013,
Johnny_Ibanez
ʎuuɥoſ
Join date: Mar 2009
260 IQ
#32
Quote by Hydra150
Holy shittums
we have a winner

but I'm on a diet, so fuck you





My mate got me this for Christmas.



Lasted about a week.
Last edited by Johnny_Ibanez at Mar 20, 2013,
sam b
64066
Join date: Nov 2003
7,638 IQ
#33
Quote by Hydra150
Is having no vs threads better than having vs threads?
I'd create a thread but, y'know, it'd have an intrinsic bias

Expect a letter for my lawyers
crazysam23_Atax
Feuergesicht
Join date: Oct 2009
490 IQ
#35
Quote by Hydra150
THERE HAS TO BE A WINNER!
How else will we know who to award the prizes to?

Why do we all need prizes, like some special kids? In my day, we didn't make sure every fucking 5 year old got a prize, just so no one feels left out.
Hydra150
cutebutt mcsexyface
Join date: Nov 2006
182 IQ
#36
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
Why do we all need prizes, like some special kids? In my day, we didn't make sure every fucking 5 year old got a prize, just so no one feels left out.

We don't all need prizes, failure fruits don't need prizes, like plumbs. And either apples or oranges.
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
crazysam23_Atax
Feuergesicht
Join date: Oct 2009
490 IQ
#37
Quote by Hydra150
We don't all need prizes, failure fruits don't need prizes, like plumbs. And either apples or oranges.

Ok, good, good. In that case, oranges! Come at me, you failure fruit lovers!
Hydra150
cutebutt mcsexyface
Join date: Nov 2006
182 IQ
#39
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
Ok, good, good. In that case, oranges! Come at me, you failure fruit lovers!

Hold the fuck up man, those oranges better be seedless, and that peel better slide off, else your out of the race, orange boy
Quote by Dimarzio45
I nominate Bacon.

Processed meat makes you die, bro
fruit don't make you die
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
Dimarzio45
Chookie's Cookie
Join date: Jan 2013
100 IQ
#40
Quote by Hydra150
Hold the fuck up man, those oranges better be seedless, and that peel better slide off, else your out of the race, orange boy
Processed meat makes you die, bro
fruit don't make you die


OOookay. Bacon wrapped oranges. Best of both worlds.
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