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Eissac123
Hello World
Join date: Feb 2013
350 IQ
#1
THIS:
1st Base- Kissing. (Kissing with tongues also known as French Kissing)
2nd Base- Touching (Girl touches/ gives hand job to penis, boy fingers or touches vagina and/or breasts)
3rd Base- Oral sex (Girl sucks boys penis, boy eats out [licking] girls vagina)
4th Base (Home Run)- Sexual intercourse (Penis in vagina)...

OR

THAT:
1st Base- Holding hands/hugging
2nd Base- Kissing/french
3rd Base- Touching/Feeling up
4th Base- Making out/Sex (With Clothes)
Home Run- Sexual intercourse...

OR

First Base
The first step in a sexual realtionship involving making out or french kissing.

Second Base
One step up of First Base, heavy petting and feeling up while making out, up the shirt or shirtless for both partners.

Third Base
The last base before sex, entailing contact with the main sexual regions, a handjob or fellatio for guys and fingering or cunnilingus for girls.

Home
In relationships, "getting home" is to have sex with the other person.


I did not really right the first one or the last one, my friend told me those were what the bases was.. but i dont know which one is real


WHICH ONE IS CORRECT???
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Hydra150
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Join date: Nov 2006
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#2
None are correct.
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
Eissac123
Hello World
Join date: Feb 2013
350 IQ
#3
Quote by Hydra150
None are correct.

Then what is?
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You guys are so funny xD xoxo <3

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Well a human can't sing an Em since that's a chord

If you mean Eb3/E3, then that is a contralto voice.
ryan_nadon
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Join date: Mar 2008
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#5
Anybody who worries about that or even goes out of his way to know them is a tool and an idiot.
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You have balls. I like balls....(awkward silence)

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I waited for the rape.

...


...but the rape never came
metal4eva_22
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Join date: Jul 2006
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#6
Homerun is rape/murder. In no particular order.
-The Crimson Fucker, aka PonyFan #376121
ryan_nadon
ass brain
Join date: Mar 2008
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#7
I can tell you're not even old enough for these to matter.
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Your post was the only bright spot in this disgusting piece of thread.

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You have balls. I like balls....(awkward silence)

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I waited for the rape.

...


...but the rape never came
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#10
I cannot condone behavior that is illegal in your country.
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#11
Quote by Eissac123
4th Base- Making out/Sex (With Clothes)

Sex with clothes, wouldn't have it any other way.
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Joshua Garcia
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#13
You're a girl. You shouldn't have to know anything about bases. And the males who do know all about it are just silly.

Let me clarify more on this post: It's silly because it's a lot like how males rate women on a scale of 0/10. It's more of a male trait to go around doing that. And judging a relationship based on... uhh.... bases... is just silly. It's unnecessary info that will not help in an actual relationship. Just go through it naturally.
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stonyman65
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Join date: Sep 2005
809 IQ
#14
Quote by Eissac123
THIS:
1st Base- Kissing. (Kissing with tongues also known as French Kissing)
2nd Base- Touching (Girl touches/ gives hand job to penis, boy fingers or touches vagina and/or breasts)
3rd Base- Oral sex (Girl sucks boys penis, boy eats out [licking] girls vagina)
4th Base (Home Run)- Sexual intercourse (Penis in vagina)...

OR

THAT:
1st Base- Holding hands/hugging
2nd Base- Kissing/french
3rd Base- Touching/Feeling up
4th Base- Making out/Sex (With Clothes)
Home Run- Sexual intercourse...

OR

First Base
The first step in a sexual realtionship involving making out or french kissing.

Second Base
One step up of First Base, heavy petting and feeling up while making out, up the shirt or shirtless for both partners.

Third Base
The last base before sex, entailing contact with the main sexual regions, a handjob or fellatio for guys and fingering or cunnilingus for girls.

Home
In relationships, "getting home" is to have sex with the other person.


I did not really right the first one or the last one, my friend told me those were what the bases was.. but i dont know which one is real


WHICH ONE IS CORRECT???


None of them. This is how it is, and always has been:

First Base: Kissing
Second Base: Making out
Third Base: groping/feeling up
Home Run: Sex (vaginal, oral or anal)
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This is terrible advice. Even worse than the useless dry, sarcastic comment I made.

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Last edited by stonyman65 at Mar 21, 2013,
badfish_lewis
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Join date: Jan 2012
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#17
hahaha "sex with clothes on"

Oh man, I bet you'll have lots to tell your 8th grade classmates tomorrow
blake1221
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#18
Quote by stonyman65
None of them. This is how it is, and always has been:

First Base: Kissing
Second Base: Making out
Third Base: groping/feeling up
Home Run: Sex (vaginal, oral or anal)


Nah.

1st is making out
2nd is hand jibbers
3rd is mouth to organs
home is sex.
lolmnt
Earth of the Butt
Join date: Sep 2006
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#20
You guys need to learn the bases:

First: Making out
Second: Hands on breasts
Third: below the belt
All the way: All the way
*-)
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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bradulator
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#21
Pitchers mound: eating her dirty pussy
Outfield: using a straw to eat her pussy
Dugout: eating her pussy from beneath
On deck circle: watching somebody else eat her pussy
Hydra150
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Join date: Nov 2006
1,793 IQ
#22
I thought first was buying her a ton of alcohol, and a home run was not being found 'guilty'
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
stonyman65
Unregistered User
Join date: Sep 2005
809 IQ
#23
Quote by blake1221
Nah.

1st is making out
2nd is hand jibbers
3rd is mouth to organs
home is sex.


If that's how it is, then every relationship I've ever been in has skipped bases 1 and 2 completely .

On another note, sluts are awesome!
Quote by strat0blaster
This is terrible advice. Even worse than the useless dry, sarcastic comment I made.

Quote by Cathbard
I'm too old for the Jim Morrison look now. When I was gigging I had a fine arse.
lolmnt
Earth of the Butt
Join date: Sep 2006
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#24
Quote by bradulator
Pitchers mound: eating her dirty pussy
Outfield: using a straw to eat her pussy
Dugout: eating her pussy from beneath
On deck circle: watching somebody else eat her pussy
*-)
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
strait jacket
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Join date: Dec 2010
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#25
TS is a 15 year old girl...

Perverts
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ryan_nadon
ass brain
Join date: Mar 2008
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#27
I love how you guys keep trying to correct each other.
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
Your post was the only bright spot in this disgusting piece of thread.

Quote by lexanirider78
You have balls. I like balls....(awkward silence)

Quote by SeveralSpecies
I waited for the rape.

...


...but the rape never came
Hydra150
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Join date: Nov 2006
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#28
Quote by Ichikurosaki
only 4 bases? **** i feel old, things escalate way too quickly now

Yeah baseball was so very different a decade ago
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
lolmnt
Earth of the Butt
Join date: Sep 2006
4,159 IQ
#29
Quote by stonyman65
If that's how it is, then every relationship I've ever been in has skipped bases 1 and 2 completely .

On another note, sluts are awesome!
bullshit
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
stonyman65
Unregistered User
Join date: Sep 2005
809 IQ
#30
Quote by element4433
bullshit


Not even kidding. I'm not proud of that either.

I have bad choice in women.

When a chick is so easy that she ****ed 3 guys in the same day... it's not really something to brag about.
Quote by strat0blaster
This is terrible advice. Even worse than the useless dry, sarcastic comment I made.

Quote by Cathbard
I'm too old for the Jim Morrison look now. When I was gigging I had a fine arse.
stonyman65
Unregistered User
Join date: Sep 2005
809 IQ
#32
Quote by strait jacket
TS is a 15 year old girl...

Perverts


Well, it says she's from Australia so.....
Quote by strat0blaster
This is terrible advice. Even worse than the useless dry, sarcastic comment I made.

Quote by Cathbard
I'm too old for the Jim Morrison look now. When I was gigging I had a fine arse.
WCPhils
UnBanned
Join date: Sep 2010
731 IQ
#34
Quote by bradulator
Pitchers mound: eating her dirty pussy
Outfield: using a straw to eat her pussy
Dugout: eating her pussy from beneath
On deck circle: watching somebody else eat her pussy

___

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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
Nelshizzle
Banned
Join date: Nov 2004
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#35
The football analogy is better.

1st down: Sex
2nd down: flaccid penis
3rd down: she laughs at you
4th down: she walks out on you during sex or
1st and goal: you get to have sex with her because you got a hard on again.
guitarxo
cat
Join date: Oct 2008
1,647 IQ
#36
Quote by element4433
You guys need to learn the bases:

First: Making out
Second: Hands on breasts
Third: below the belt
All the way: All the way

this is 100% correct verified etc.

I think it's weird when people go into detail on this though
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Morphogenesis26
UG Nerd
Join date: Apr 2011
468 IQ
#37
hey bby y dont u give me dose digitz since u di'nt give em to dat 1 guy?

we cn go see dis graet band there calld the joshua garcias
DisarmGoliath
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#38
Inb4 Ometh comes along and posts some absolute filth and everybody gets horny goes silent...
Hey, look. Sigs are back.
Joshua Garcia
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#39
Quote by Morphogenesis26
hey bby y dont u give me dose digitz since u di'nt give em to dat 1 guy?

we cn go see dis graet band there calld the joshua garcias

I... I have no idea what I'm supposed to be feeling right now.
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