#1
I had a history test about a month ago. It went well. About three days ago I got my grade and it was 69 (lol). Turns out I didn't answer a question.

But now, studying before the re-test which starts in a couple of hours, I remember the question and that I answered it.

I WANT TO BANANAFY EVERYTHING.
BEWARE THE BANANA ARMY.

I SAY, I SAY, BEWARE THE BANANA ARMY.

They say when they finally attack, all the impostors will peel themselves. In order to tell if you have been assimilated, check for a zipper somewhere near your pelvis.


#2
So, did someone erase your answer or something? One time in the 4th grade, our class had to do minute-long multiplication quizzes. When we finished the quiz, we passed them to a nearby classmate so that they could grade it as the teacher revealed the answers. As it turns out, the asshole grading my quiz was trying to erase my answers so it looked like I forgot to answer them. THE ****!?

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#3
Quote by TheTee56
I got my grade and it was 69 (lol).

So would you say you let your grade.... slip?

Did that pun work?
Was it too much of a stretch?
There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#6
im not even a banana
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On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#7
There is such a thing as too many bananas. Visit the locker room at any men's health club. You'll know what I'm talking about. I have nothing against a few bananas. But when you fill a whole room with them, that's another story.

History class blows.
Balls.
#8
HAHAHAHA
I AM HAPPY BANANA

The teacher missed a page and now I have a 92.
BEWARE THE BANANA ARMY.

I SAY, I SAY, BEWARE THE BANANA ARMY.

They say when they finally attack, all the impostors will peel themselves. In order to tell if you have been assimilated, check for a zipper somewhere near your pelvis.


#9
on that note, a couple of weeks ago my physics teacher gave me a 10 for some test i didnt even take
Quote by korinaflyingv
On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#10
Quote by Joshua Garcia
So would you say you let your grade.... slip?

Did that pun work?
Was it too much of a stretch?




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#12
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#13
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Mah shpoon is too big.

my anus is bleeding
Quote by korinaflyingv
On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#15
I'm an angry squirrel. I got 75 in a presentation that I thought I totally bombed. Today was a good day.
#17
I'm a ****ing Krabby Patty, and I can't see my forehead.
Call me Chris
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#18
I'm a happy Joshua Garcia because I am a Joshua Garcia of The Joshua Garcias.
There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line