#1
Hi Pit,

It's my brothers' birthday this saturday and I need ideas for a gift!
I have €90 to spend. He's a music fanatic, heavy smoker and heavy drinker. He'll be 25 years old. I thought hookers would be a good idea, but I don't think my parents would like that.

Ideas/lulz are welcome!
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#2
A growler of his favorite beer from his favorite brewery.
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#4
His parents are actually hookers. Approach them and tell them that their son is already more than a quarter done with his life, and tell them that they really need to make it memorable for him.


Like, reallyyy memorable.
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A growler of his favorite beer from his favorite brewery.

I've thought of that, but I guess I'm looking for something that'll last longer. Last year I bought him an engraved Zippo, and he uses that every day.
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#7
He's turning 25? Get him a Super Nintendo with Super Mario World, Mario Kart, Mario Paint and Mega Man X.

Every single 25 year old I know would go nuts over a Super Nintendo with games.
#8
When I was 21 my parents bought me a tin tankard with 21 and a key on it, which was cool, as my dad has a similar one that he got when he was 21.
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#11
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I've thought of that, but I guess I'm looking for something that'll last longer. Last year I bought him an engraved Zippo, and he uses that every day.



Get him a dvd and customize the wrappings or draw on the plastic;
my best bud got me a steve morse dvd and he drew all over adding some hilarious stuff eg; 'Steve Horse' still gets me errytime, flames coming from the guitar

It's not really cool per sé, but it's an easy, quick way, doesn't require brainpower and shows you put some time in it.
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He's turning 25? Get him a Super Nintendo with Super Mario World, Mario Kart, Mario Paint and Mega Man X.

Every single 25 year old I know would go nuts over a Super Nintendo with games.

This or whisky.
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I'm turning 25 this monday, you should check the calendar better.

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pesto flavored condoms

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#16
Dude, he's 25..who cares what your parents think...be a man and get STDS!!!! Come on you know you want to!!
#17
€90?

So what, that's like enough to buy him a gumball or something in real money, right europoor?
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I've thought of that, but I guess I'm looking for something that'll last longer. Last year I bought him an engraved Zippo, and he uses that every day.


That leaves one option. Buy him a fleshlight.
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Hi Pit,

It's my brothers' birthday this saturday and I need ideas for a gift!
I have €90 to spend. He's a music fanatic, heavy smoker and heavy drinker. He'll be 25 years old. I thought hookers would be a good idea, but I don't think my parents would like that.

Ideas/lulz are welcome!

I was thinking hooker, but, for that budget, no.

Hmmm...

look on ann summers website. (adult toy shop)
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Both their dicks in a box!

Whoa whoa. Save that for an important birthday
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#23
Has anyone said a box of dildos yet? I'd like to be the first.

Or just buy some Crown Royal Maple (+$30) and whatever else you can think of. I would've like that as a gift.
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