Poll: Well fo you?
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Voters: 44.
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#1
I don't because my local malls smell like axe and some other unholy fragrence and depending on the time of day you can actually taste it. So pit do you like the mall?
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#3
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#5
I did when I was like 14. Use to pick up some sweet honeys and cop a feel with their boobies
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#6
They're obviously quite useful places when one wants to buy stuff, but I've never understood the joy people derive from hanging out at the mall.
#7
I used to go to the bookstore that was at one of my malls a lot because it was warm and waiting an 45 minutes in the cold suck ass between bus transfers. That and it is the closest game stop.
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#8
no
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#11
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Yes, where else can I get a delicious butter soaked cinnamon sugar pretzel?



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#12
i like amazon. very satisfying experience.

i generally want to kill in malls. id like to see more mass shootings in malls.
#13
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Yes, where else can I get a delicious butter soaked cinnamon sugar pretzel?

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I was incredibly drunk and only really remember writing a fanfic where ESP was getting porked by a pony.

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I'd honestly fap to anything with a set of genitals as long as I find it aesthetically appealing.
#14
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They're obviously quite useful places when one wants to buy stuff, but I've never understood the joy people derive from hanging out at the mall.

Same. If I have a surplus of money and need to buy a couple of things, it's extremely enjoyable. Otherwise it's insanely boring.
#16
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wtf is a mall anyway

They're something you only see in the first world.
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Your post was the only bright spot in this disgusting piece of thread.

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You have balls. I like balls....(awkward silence)

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I waited for the rape.

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...but the rape never came
#19
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They're something you only see in the first world.


Hahahaha, like Wyoming is first world, you inbred banjo playing sodomite.
#20
i dont mind the mall if it's not packed. browsing around can actually be quite nice once in a while. One year at Christmas though i went to the mall really ****in baked and was rather traumatized by it.
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#21
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Hahahaha, like Wyoming is first world, you inbred banjo playing sodomite.

They play tubas not banjos in Wyoming.
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#22
The stores are fine. The people aren't. They're smelly and they walk slowly with their ugly children screaming and running around.
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#23
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Hahahaha, like Wyoming is first world, you inbred banjo playing sodomite.


lol nigga u mad, hyuck hyuck.
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Your post was the only bright spot in this disgusting piece of thread.

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You have balls. I like balls....(awkward silence)

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I waited for the rape.

...


...but the rape never came
#25
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#28
I agree with anusfan its not the same.
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I was incredibly drunk and only really remember writing a fanfic where ESP was getting porked by a pony.

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#29
I like my local mall

Lots of good stores, good food court, and it's a bigger mall
#31
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I pretty much hate everything about the mall

Cause you don't have disposable income lololol
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#32
Nope. That is where all the high school drop out creatures linger. I only go there to buy coffee and tacos then I don't waste any time getting the hell out of there. I couldn't imagine working in a mall, there's custodians that have worked there for a decade. "Mall people": that is one tribe I will never be a part of.
#33
YAYA!

A thread that's mo' me.

I like the mall, I like a lot of malls, not all malls, I've seen some shitty malls and strip malls passed of all malls, and a mall here in the UK is called a shopping centre so if you ever hear anyone say 'mall' oppose to 'shopping centre', it's like whatever.
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#34
How does one not like ze mall? There's food, clothes, music stuff and other miscellaneous stuff in one whole place. It's a lazy person's dream


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#35
Yes, I quite enjoy it. Even though at my local mall, most of the female departments there outnumber the male departments like crazy.


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Actually, why do I like my local mall?
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#36
I go there on off days when there aren't many people, plus I can get a lot of stuff in one stop, and I usually go during sales.
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#37
if i'm by myself, i try to get in and out smoothly, only stopping for pretzels.

if i'm with friends, it can be entertaining to poke around in the stores for a bit after we've seen a movie there or something.
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#38
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Cause you don't have disposable income lololol

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#39
They're fun when I got money. Earthbound is the best store and of course gotta get a pretzel
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#40
Not really. After working in a couple retail stores during Christmas time I just had enough of the mall scene.

And yeah they're fun when you got money.
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