#1
Yesterday I was at work, and this customer came in. He was about the size of a small village, and his legs were all wrapped up in bandages. I think they might have been rotting or something.

I walked through an aisle that he had just been through and the stench in the air was so putrid that it actually had a physical presence. It was like there was a very fine powder in the air, and when I breathed in, I literally doubled over and gagged. My throat felt tingly for the rest of the day, and this morning I'm not feeling well.

Did that behemoth poison me with his rotting leg-flesh?
#2
Yes.
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#4
Most assuredly you are going to die.
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#5
OH GOD ITS THE BUTT CANCERS!!!!

EVERYONE RUUUUUN!!! IT'S CONTAGIOUS!!!

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#10
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That smell?

No, it's his butt cancer
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#11
Yes. We're all gonna die, eventually.


And it's all your fault because you breathed it in.
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And it's all your fault because you breathed it in.

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#16
Same exact thing where I live. There's a massive guy that lives next to the Mexican restaurant in town, he seems to have funny self-hate type stories from what I hear. He says the workers at a restaurant in a nearby town call him Two-Bear.

He used to buy a yearbook each year and memorize peoples' faces, and it would creep them out when he knew their name and relatives randomly. I've heard that they no longer sell yearbooks to him for this reason.

His legs are also bandaged up, and I'm pretty sure are rotting, seriously. I've heard he used to be skinny and was even in Vietnam, but I don't know if that's true. He's got long shaggy hair and drives the mother of all stalker vans, but there isn't a military license plate, which makes me think he probably never served.

Same person?!?!
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#17
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Same exact thing where I live. There's a massive guy that lives next to the Mexican restaurant in town, he seems to have funny self-hate type stories from what I hear. He says the workers at a restaurant in a nearby town call him Two-Bear.

He used to buy a yearbook each year and memorize peoples' faces, and it would creep them out when he knew their name and relatives randomly. I've heard that they no longer sell yearbooks to him for this reason.

His legs are also bandaged up, and I'm pretty sure are rotting, seriously. I've heard he used to be skinny and was even in Vietnam, but I don't know if that's true. He's got long shaggy hair and drives the mother of all stalker vans, but there isn't a military license plate, which makes me think he probably never served.

Same person?!?!

Not unless his stalker van regularly makes trips across the country.
#20
You are definitely going to die.
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