#1
It's captaincrunk! Happy birthday man
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What happened to Snake?

Snake?

Snake?

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE?!


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you can take my mouse and keyboard from my cold, slightly orange from cheetos, dead fingers


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Isis is amazing
#4
Happy birthday.
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But as a bigoted lemming, you have so cry an Alinslyite slur revealing you lack of reason and sense.


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BOB 1. ur 20 and two u like evil things and idk if u worship the devil
#5
I'll let the ladies at OEA know.
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If women can be annoyed there arent any women incongress I should be allowed to be pissed off there are no members of pink floyd or the beatles in congress.
#7
Happy birthday yo. How old are you now?
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ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#8
I'm getting drunk for you Chris
Quote by beadhangingOne
What happened to Snake?

Snake?

Snake?

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE?!


Quote by TunerAddict
you can take my mouse and keyboard from my cold, slightly orange from cheetos, dead fingers


Quote by Baby Joel
Isis is amazing
#11
happy crunkday
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#14
Happy b-day. I'm older than you. Remember that.
*-)
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#15
Happy bday, Cronk!
E-married to ilikepirates

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How are you so fucking awesome at music?


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#19
Happy birthday!

I got you a stingray



You can use this as a wallpaper

Or you can sit on its back and tour the ocean or feed it bread

Or if you don't like either of those options you can BBQ it and eat it!

And if you don't like BBQ stingray you can feed it to your cat. (I think you have a cat but I don't remember; shame on me because I try to know everything about people's cats)
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