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And this is not a mirror thread to the spicy food one

But post your favourite pizza and your favourite toppings
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dominoes? ew.

i dont have a picture of my favourite pizza, because the best pizza places are not chain restaurants.


one of my favs though (cant remember the ingredients exactly) was garlic chicken, truffle oil, red pepper.
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dominoes? ew.

i dont have a picture of my favourite pizza, because the best pizza places are not chain restaurants.


one of my favs though (cant remember the ingredients exactly) was garlic chicken, truffle oil, red pepper.


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#14
I *reported* this thread like such:

With the exception of me and maybe 7 or 8 other people, the Pit is not qualified to talk about pizza since they know nothing of proper pizza.

TS should also be banned, or at least euthanized, for suggesting that Domino's "pizza" is even edible.

There should also be a rule added to the Pit stating that people that are not from the United States, people that are from the Midwest (and therefor enjoy Chicago "pizza"), and people that enjoy chain "pizza" are to receive a warning whenever they express any opinion on pizza.

Essentially, this rule would be the same as the rules against giving medical advice or giving harmful computer advice such as instructing people to delete their System 32 file.
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#15
Just cause I'm feeling a little edgy and rekle$$, I'm going to post a picture of calzone:




So.


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There should also be a rule added to the Pit stating that people that are not from the United States, people that are from the Midwest (and therefor enjoy Chicago "pizza"), and people that enjoy chain "pizza" are to receive a warning whenever they express any opinion on pizza.


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What's to be unsure about? It seems like a fairly self-explanatory and justified request.
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What's to be unsure about? It seems like a fairly self-explanatory and justified request.


"people that are not from the United States are to receive a warning whenever they express an opinion on pizza."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Italy

That's why I'm not sure if serious.
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Sir, the contents of my mouth just blew all over my keyboard, desk, and part of my monitor. For the record, it was slightly chewed Keebler cookies and coffee slurry.

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#20
I want my pizza with normal cheese, tomato sauce, tomatoes, onions, paprika, pepper, salt and a bit of some form of garlic sauce or whatever.
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"people that are not from the United States are to receive a warning whenever they express an opinion on pizza."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Italy

That's why I'm not sure if serious.


People from America, particularly from the Northeast, are indisputably the world's most renowned pizza experts. It's just an undeniable fact. We perfected pizza. That counts for way more than inventing it. Bill Monroe invented bluegrass mandolin playing, but nobody in their right mind would consider him to be the best at it. The Wright brothers invented the first airplane, but they are certainly not experts in aircraft design. And while Papa Pizza might have invented pizza in Italy back in the day, he certainly didn't create the best recipe ever.
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I hate deepdish.
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People from America, particularly from the Northeast, are indisputably the world's most renowned pizza experts. It's just an undeniable fact.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fact

In other news, people from England, particularly Yorkshire, are indisputably the world's most renowned curry experts. It's an undeniable fact. It may have been invented in India, but then so was tea, and we conquered their arse and stole that too and made it better than them.
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#25
I get half price Domino's because I work there. I rarely have it though. I much prefer calzones to pizzas anyway.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fact

In other news, people from England, particularly Yorkshire, are indisputably the world's most renowned curry experts. It's an undeniable fact. It may have been invented in India, but then so was tea, and we conquered their arse and stole that too and made it better than them.


But the British don't make good curry. You can't just say things and call them facts.

Besides, the British don't make any food the right way. Everyone knows that.
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Wut?
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Hey man, keep that to yourself. That's almost as gross as deep dish pizza.
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I've never had deep dish
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Deep pizza is rubbish. Thin as possible all the way.

Exactly, just the way I like my women.
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People from America, particularly from the Northeast, are indisputably the world's most renowned pizza experts. It's just an undeniable fact. We perfected pizza. That counts for way more than inventing it. Bill Monroe invented bluegrass mandolin playing, but nobody in their right mind would consider him to be the best at it. The Wright brothers invented the first airplane, but they are certainly not experts in aircraft design. And while Papa Pizza might have invented pizza in Italy back in the day, he certainly didn't create the best recipe ever.

lets see if I've got this straight...

https://www.google.com.au/search?q=new+york+pizza&hl=en&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=oAlPUZbVKcefiAek4ICYCw&ved=0CE4QsAQ&biw=1680&bih=935

I want to vomit
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You can't just say things and call them facts.


OK now I'm certain that you're not serious since that's exactly what you did. Sorry to get into an argument over your sufficiently advanced sarcasm.
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You ll think that until you have a really good pizza :p
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Wut?


All while eating the best goddamn deep dish pizza ever!
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OK now I'm certain that you're not serious since that's exactly what you did.


No it isn't. I stated a fact as a fact. You stated an absurd hyperbolic opinion (that is about as far from fact as possibly since your fake opinion that was being passed as a fact is objectively wrong) as a fact.

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Of all the experiences the adventurer had endured in his travels, no occurrence was more curious to him than his run in with the culinary habits of the Tsrillu-kwoi tribe in the jungles of the Latvian mountains, they who would eat a stew of boiled grass and dirt every night, but refused to feed off of the ambrosia that grew in the fields just west of their settlement. - The Tales of K. S. Harlow, Wayfarer

so basically you're trying to tell me that your pizza sucks but you love it anyway.
#39
I've had the best New York Pizza, the best Deep Dish Chicago pizza, and the best super thin Midwestern pizza, and my opinion is:

They're all ****ing delicious.
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so basically you're trying to tell me that your pizza sucks but you love it anyway.


No, I'm trying to say that I pity you for your ignorance of pizza.

I am truly sorry that you will never know true joy in your life.
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