#1
So I've heard that pirates are BACK. In somalia there is supposedly a band of swashbuckling, eyepatch wearing, pegleg sporting, sword carrying miscreants that steal ships and plunder booty away on skull shaped islands.

So how do I join these crews? I'm thinking if I take a boatride into the bermuda triangle I can find a ship and ask to join in. I plan on bringing M16s and stuff and killing a few people to show these pirates into the modern age. I plan on calling myself "Awesomebeard the Feared".
#2
Go for it, sounds like a solid plan.


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just get on your knees
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#9
M16?

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#10
Probably through connections or acting experience or what not. Or possibly some kendo classes. I don't know.

But anyways, you can start here, TS:
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#12
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Probably through connections or acting experience or what not. Or possibly some kendo classes. I don't know.

But anyways, you can start here, TS:


but pirates are usually so masculine!
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#13
You have to apply online. If your CV is good and they are happy with the application then they will probably call you in for an interview to talk about past experience. And probably give you an induction and trial.

The trial will probably consist of theft and seeing if you can keep your cool whilst holding hostages

Good luck TS
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Youd make a great pirate.


A pirate of man ass.

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#20
My buddy and I play pirates sometimes when we're super tanked at his cottage lot. Except we don't actually dress up like pirates. Actually we dress down, take our shirts off, cook in the sun like lobsters while driving a 9.9hp boat completely plastered. The beer cans fill the boat and occasionally we drop fishing lines and actually expect to catch fish, but we're so ****ing loud and drunk that we get nothing. Then we go pirate style on the lake and beach the boat on random cottages where people aren't there and pretty much just rape and pillage whatever is there. Then we **** off like a bunch of ****in' drunks and pass out in the boat.

Now that's the pirate life.