#1
Any tips for looking for a cave in the woods on a mountain?!!! or living in the woods in general.
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#2
Tape your asshole shut and fart really hard.
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by people who have kept on


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#3
hope to god you don't get an injury that requires medical attn.
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#4
Dont feed the wildlife. Theyll just follow you home and steal all your porridge.
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#6
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Tape your asshole shut and fart really hard.

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Wire his sack to the electrical socket the next time, little fucker will be shootin lightening bolts all over the house.
#10
Honestly?

large fixed-blade knife (a Ka-Bar is perfect)
canteens or bottles for water
Flint and steel
parachute cord
a map of the area
a lensatic compass (make that 2, never trust a single compass)
thermal blankets/thermal sleeping bag
entrenching shovel
makeshift spear or bow for hunting
A copy of FM-21-76 http://www.ar15.com/content/manuals/FM21-76_SurvivalManual.pdf
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#12
take a flint, a knife, and a water bottle.
A bit a chocky cake would be good, too.
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#13
Its Dangerous to go alone, TS

take this

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Edit: it looked cool when I typed it out, mkay??
I'm gonna suffer for the rest of my life

But I will always find a way to survive
#14
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Tape your asshole shut and fart really hard.





holy chit i dont know why this made me laugh so hard.




on topic: know your poisonous plants from edible ones. also a good knife will get you started. without one youll get stuck ALOT. (cuts plants, helps crafting stuff, food prep, hunting, etc). and it helps to understand structure, so you can make a hut or some kind of weather protection without it you know.... falling apart and becoming a waste of time.
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#15
Make sure the cave isn't already occupied and isn't situated next to a river that can cause it to be flooded.

Both situations would be a bummer in the middle of the night.
#16
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Make sure the cave isn't already occupied and isn't situated next to a river that can cause it to be flooded.

Both situations would be a bummer in the middle of the night.

Stealing my posts again I see.
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#17
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Stealing my posts again I see.


Oh I'm sorry, did I inadvertantly read your mind? I really cannot apologise enough because it's just so rude when people do that.
#18
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Oh I'm sorry, did I inadvertantly read your mind? I really cannot apologise enough because it's just so rude when people do that.

You do it all the time. Then I am almost finished writing an entire essay on some historical event, and then I see you already did it. Surely in a lesser quality though, that's why it takes you less time.
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#19
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You do it all the time. Then I am almost finished writing an entire essay on some historical event, and then I see you already did it. Surely in a lesser quality though, that's why it takes you less time.

Dude, if I went for higher quality in my posts, it'd take you hours to read them.
#20
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Dude, if I went for higher quality in my posts, it'd take you hours to read them.

You should try to put more quality into less words. Condense it a bit.
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#21
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You should try to put more quality into less words. Condense it a bit.


My problem is actualy that I find too many things interesting.

I'll start a post, go on about something or other for a while, then mention something else that's related to it that I find interesting, then go off on a tangent about that, which will invariably bring up another topic of interest for me, and before you know it I've run out of space for a single post and either have to drasticaly edit it or spread it over two posts.
#24
the best way to find a cave in the woods is to follow the sound of e chords
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#27
I would live in a tree, not a cave. A cave is so dark.

I would build a nest from leaves, moss and branches. Cover myself with some gigantic leaves and some moss. Hell, **** it, I am going to the wilderness too.
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#28
This is why I don't like arguing on the internet.
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#29
Kitty:


Not a kitty:
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#30
Yeah there's like... books of advice on it. Maybe you should go buy one.
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#31
Beat up the biggest guy in there on your first day. That way everybody thinks your tough and won't mess with you.
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#32
Watch Into the Wild. Do the opposite of what Chris McCandless did.

Basically bring a map, know the area you're going to stay in, and don't eat random plants because there's a good chance they're poisonous. Do your research.
#33
Actually, now that I think about it...

According to "A Country Boy Can Survive" Hank Williams Jr lives in the woods with his wife, kids, and dog. The skills he says that you need are catching catfish, running trotlines, skinning bucks, plowing fields, making homemade wine, having a .45, and living off of the land.
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#36
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Beat up the biggest guy in there on your first day. That way everybody thinks your tough and won't mess with you.

Aside from my joking context of this thread, that's actually how you survive in a prison. I know somebody who was in prison, and he beat up a very important person in the prison. Nobody treated him badly while he was there
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#37
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Aside from my joking context of this thread, that's actually how you survive in a prison. I know somebody who was in prison, and he beat up a very important person in the prison. Nobody treated him badly while he was there


I'd say 99% of the time that's how you get stabbed

Or more likely ass-raped, then stabbed
#38
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I'd say 99% of the time that's how you get stabbed

Or more likely ass-raped, then stabbed

Or ass-stabbed with a penis
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#39
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I'd say 99% of the time that's how you get stabbed

Or more likely ass-raped, then stabbed

It was a person that nobody liked, though. The rest of the prison liked the new guy for beating the important person up. I think it was a guy who was pretty much in charge of the prison, too. I forgot the story.
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Wire his sack to the electrical socket the next time, little fucker will be shootin lightening bolts all over the house.