#2
yeah the last boob one we had was way better
It's over simplified, So what!

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#3
work on your wifi connection bro.
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#5
You know, I go to the homepage pretty much everyday and don't even pay attention to the sides. I didn't even know she was there until that last thread.

OT: Maybe if we all buy Tab Pro HD, she'll go away. Quick! Everyone give it your money!
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#6
I'm not really sure how I feel about the face she's making. It just makes me laugh every time.
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#7
I would literally have sex with her if she consented and we were both sober.
#8
How would you figuratively have sex with her?
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3 ram, nice

#9
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#10
Seriously, that ad is the worst photoshop I've ever seen... looks like someone painted it, but badly (good effort though whoever on the UG staff made it ).
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#11
She's so obviously photoshopped, my dick didn't even twitch.
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#12
Her expression says she just realized that she's been talking to a guitar the entire time. Maybe that formless void of bitter black nothingness in front of her tricked her into thinking she was talking to a person, or that the classroom she's in actually exists.
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#13
wsf?
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#15
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#17
Woah, her forearm is weird.

But I nearly wee'd a bit when I saw that, 9/10 for the picture sir.
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#18
That picture was great

But yeah, it is getting a bit annoying now lol. Some terrible photo editing. She looks like Kim Kardashian if modelled by an employee of Bethesda.
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#19
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That picture was great

But yeah, it is getting a bit annoying now lol. Some terrible photo editing. She looks like Kim Kardashian if modelled by an employee of Bethesda.

Not editing; it looks like a digital painting. Look at the colors used, and especially the ends of the hair.
#21
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That picture was great

But yeah, it is getting a bit annoying now lol. Some terrible photo editing. She looks like Kim Kardashian if modelled by an employee of Bethesda.

#22
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Not editing; it looks like a digital painting. Look at the colors used, and especially the ends of the hair.


Thats what I meant sorry
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