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macashmack
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Join date: May 2011
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#1
What do you guys think of swords? I think that they are under appreciated nowadays. I mean, imagine slicing into someone or running them through with a nice cutlass.
Discuss


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Wolfinator-x
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#2
I want to play more with my claymore.
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theogonia777
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#4
swords are phallic objects

ts probably wants a nice zweihander to compensate for his einhander down there
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#5
My grandma gave me these two souvenir swords from when she went to Toledo years ago.
I want something that I can hang over a fireplace.
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#6
They're okay. Don't really know what they're even around for anymore.
Kind of miss my saber guard days in ROTC though.
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#7
I was having fun with my sword in your other thread
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#8
Swords should be standard issue to police instead of guns.

Can you imagine how terrified most common criminals would be to see a 5'10" cop charging them with a 4' broadsword?
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Helloween4Ever
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#9
They're badass.

Which is more exciting in a movie? Guys shooting at eachother around corners, or two guys going all out trying to kill eachother with swords, Highlander style?
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GNR_Duff_rules
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#10
Quote by macashmack
I made this because they closed my cartoon thread and I'm sad

I know, right? Bummer.

Any way...

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Inb4 any of us pretend to know what we're talking about.

Personally I like me a katany. Mainly because samurai are boss as bawls. Also because that angry dude from Apocalypse Now said it was better than the European longsword on the telly, and his voice makes me trust every opinions he gives. Please, don't yell at me, Mr. Ermey.

I also like zweihanders, because as a German I'm obligated to.

And falchions.
And rapiers.
And arming swords.
And scimitars.
And khopesh.
And...

I like swords.
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rockingamer2
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#11
It's a shame this guy is no longer with us, the guy who is responsible for more movie sword clashing than anyone who ever lived:

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Hydra150
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#12
Claymores are pretty fun. I'm Scottish and every schoolchild in Scotland has to take swordmanship classes in high school (just in case wee have to free ourselves from oppression forcibly after September 2014, I guess).
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#13
Quote by Helloween4Ever
They're badass.

Which is more exciting in a movie? Guys shooting at eachother around corners, or two guys going all out trying to kill eachother with swords, Highlander style?


You ever seen the movie 'The hunted'?

I think you'd like that movie.
ayy lmao
Skynyrd890
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#14
Swords are pretty cool.

I can't really think of any good use for one, other than just something to have... A friend of mine has several expensive (which I'm assuming will generally relate to quality) swords that I'm not allowed to touch.

The one time I did touch one, I sliced my hand open....
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chookiecookie
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#15
Quote by Skynyrd890
Swords are pretty cool.

I can't really think of any good use for one


Put some thought into it. I'm sure you can think of a pretty good use.
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#16
Quote by chookiecookie
Put some thought into it. I'm sure you can think of a pretty good use.


opening up a bag of peanuts
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omg its better than i imagined... so dark and cozy and warm...


Read this please.
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#17
Cutting guitar strings?

Cutting guitar strings.
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#18
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Put some thought into it. I'm sure you can think of a pretty good use.


Stabbing things a little further away than I could with a knife, but not as far as with a bayonet?
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macashmack
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#19
Katana's are pretty cool. I would love too walk down the street in a robe with a long smoking thing in my mouth with a katana. Fuching boss
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#20
everyone posting itt should watch this;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcrNBYQ6Vow
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
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#21
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opening up a bag of peanuts


You've got the right idea. Wrong words.
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macashmack
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#22
Quote by chookiecookie
You've got the right idea. Wrong words.

How can you have an idea not be in word form? My thoughts are words. When I have an idea it is in words so how could someone have the right idea and the wrong words?
theogonia777
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#23
Quote by chookiecookie
You've got the right idea. Wrong words.


cutting open a package that contains peanuts

are those the right words
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Shut the mother#%$& up, $^%got. You have a #$%^ing terrible muther&@$#ing taste in %#$@ing music, @&%$ing movies and %&$#ing video games. Every time I see you on the forums, you are always saying something overrated and some $@&#ing sh*t. You are just mother$^@%ing ignorant as a whole.

Get a #%$@ing life or you will get banned for life.


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Kristen is very open-minded; believes that everyone is entitled to her opinion...


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omg its better than i imagined... so dark and cozy and warm...


Read this please.
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#24
Quote by chookiecookie
You've got the right idea. Wrong words.

Opening up a bag of peas?
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chookiecookie
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#25
Quote by macashmack
How can you have an idea not be in word form? My thoughts are words. When I have an idea it is in words so how could someone have the right idea and the wrong words?


You've never been able to not put a thought into a presentable form?
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theogonia777
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#26
Quote by chookiecookie
You've never been able to not put a thought into a presentable form?


only stupid people can't do that

you must be stupid then
Quote by Hal-Sephira
Shut the mother#%$& up, $^%got. You have a #$%^ing terrible muther&@$#ing taste in %#$@ing music, @&%$ing movies and %&$#ing video games. Every time I see you on the forums, you are always saying something overrated and some $@&#ing sh*t. You are just mother$^@%ing ignorant as a whole.

Get a #%$@ing life or you will get banned for life.


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Kristen is very open-minded; believes that everyone is entitled to her opinion...


Quote by NirvanaLuvr16
omg its better than i imagined... so dark and cozy and warm...


Read this please.
macashmack
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#27
Quote by chookiecookie
You've never been able to not put a thought into a presentable form?

I have never had a thought that I've needed to put into a presentable form.
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#28
Quote by chookiecookie
You've got the right idea. Wrong words.

Bag peanuts up opening a?
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chookiecookie
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#29
Quote by macashmack
I have never had a thought that I've needed to put into a presentable form.


Seems a bit depressing.
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#30
Quote by macashmack
I have never had a thought that I've needed to put into a presentable form.

You've never posted on an internet forum?
macashmack
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#31
Quote by chookiecookie
Seems a bit depressing.

Nah it's pretty chill.

Would you guys rather have a sword and a shield or just a sword? I'd rather a shield.
GNR_Duff_rules
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#32
Quote by Jackintehbox
You've never posted on an internet forum?




You don't have to have coherent thoughts to make posts on the internet...
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chookiecookie
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#33
Quote by macashmack
Nah it's pretty chill.

Would you guys rather have a sword and a shield or just a sword? I'd rather a shield.


If you're skilled enough, you don't need the shield.
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#34


4 life
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#35
Swords are cool. That is all.
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#37
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I have this sword.




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Skynyrd890
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#38
Can brits have swords?
This ends now, eat the goddamn beans!
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#40
Quote by Skynyrd890
Can brits have swords?

Yes, but we can't swing them around in public.
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do