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What do you guys think of swords? I think that they are under appreciated nowadays. I mean, imagine slicing into someone or running them through with a nice cutlass.
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#4
swords are phallic objects

ts probably wants a nice zweihander to compensate for his einhander down there
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#5
My grandma gave me these two souvenir swords from when she went to Toledo years ago.
I want something that I can hang over a fireplace.
#6
They're okay. Don't really know what they're even around for anymore.
Kind of miss my saber guard days in ROTC though.
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#8
Swords should be standard issue to police instead of guns.

Can you imagine how terrified most common criminals would be to see a 5'10" cop charging them with a 4' broadsword?

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#9
They're badass.

Which is more exciting in a movie? Guys shooting at eachother around corners, or two guys going all out trying to kill eachother with swords, Highlander style?
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Inb4 any of us pretend to know what we're talking about.

Personally I like me a katany. Mainly because samurai are boss as bawls. Also because that angry dude from Apocalypse Now said it was better than the European longsword on the telly, and his voice makes me trust every opinions he gives. Please, don't yell at me, Mr. Ermey.

I also like zweihanders, because as a German I'm obligated to.

And falchions.
And rapiers.
And arming swords.
And scimitars.
And khopesh.
And...

I like swords.
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#11
It's a shame this guy is no longer with us, the guy who is responsible for more movie sword clashing than anyone who ever lived:

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#12
Claymores are pretty fun. I'm Scottish and every schoolchild in Scotland has to take swordmanship classes in high school (just in case wee have to free ourselves from oppression forcibly after September 2014, I guess).
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They're badass.

Which is more exciting in a movie? Guys shooting at eachother around corners, or two guys going all out trying to kill eachother with swords, Highlander style?


You ever seen the movie 'The hunted'?

I think you'd like that movie.
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#14
Swords are pretty cool.

I can't really think of any good use for one, other than just something to have... A friend of mine has several expensive (which I'm assuming will generally relate to quality) swords that I'm not allowed to touch.

The one time I did touch one, I sliced my hand open....
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Swords are pretty cool.

I can't really think of any good use for one


Put some thought into it. I'm sure you can think of a pretty good use.
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Put some thought into it. I'm sure you can think of a pretty good use.


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#18
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Put some thought into it. I'm sure you can think of a pretty good use.


Stabbing things a little further away than I could with a knife, but not as far as with a bayonet?
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#19
Katana's are pretty cool. I would love too walk down the street in a robe with a long smoking thing in my mouth with a katana. Fuching boss
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You've got the right idea. Wrong words.
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You've got the right idea. Wrong words.

How can you have an idea not be in word form? My thoughts are words. When I have an idea it is in words so how could someone have the right idea and the wrong words?
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You've got the right idea. Wrong words.


cutting open a package that contains peanuts

are those the right words
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#24
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You've got the right idea. Wrong words.

Opening up a bag of peas?
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How can you have an idea not be in word form? My thoughts are words. When I have an idea it is in words so how could someone have the right idea and the wrong words?


You've never been able to not put a thought into a presentable form?
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You've never been able to not put a thought into a presentable form?


only stupid people can't do that

you must be stupid then
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You've never been able to not put a thought into a presentable form?

I have never had a thought that I've needed to put into a presentable form.
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You've got the right idea. Wrong words.

Bag peanuts up opening a?
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I have never had a thought that I've needed to put into a presentable form.


Seems a bit depressing.
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I have never had a thought that I've needed to put into a presentable form.

You've never posted on an internet forum?
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Seems a bit depressing.

Nah it's pretty chill.

Would you guys rather have a sword and a shield or just a sword? I'd rather a shield.
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You don't have to have coherent thoughts to make posts on the internet...
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Nah it's pretty chill.

Would you guys rather have a sword and a shield or just a sword? I'd rather a shield.


If you're skilled enough, you don't need the shield.
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#35
Swords are cool. That is all.
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Can brits have swords?

Yes, but we can't swing them around in public.
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
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