#1
was born 22 years ago on this day!
Let's all post this emotion, say 'happy birthday' and share images of things that we would give him (if not for distance, cost, unfamiliarity and impracticality).

I got you a referendum, so you can talk politics and shit with people;



I also got you some mediocre bourbon;



It's quite good as a middle drink. A palate cleanser if you will. It's that crisp and sweet, if you're on whiskies with a lot of character, having a Bulleit inbetween takes away stronger flavours like that of Balvenie. Plus, sometimes it's nice to drink sugary shite.

Enjoy
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#3
Quote by beefcake122
he sounds like a pussy

But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#4
Quote by beefcake122
he sounds like a pussy
swag

Ha, look at this wannabe Scot.


Happy birthday pal. Independence4realz.
#6
Some Light reading



and some Cubans to eradicate the taste of the cheap booze above.

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“Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge.”
Charles Darwin
#8
Quote by magnus_maximus
Thanks gentlemens. I like that cheeky wee quote of myself. Sly, Hydra, sly.

Maybe we're just on the same page, as far as mediocre boubon goes
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#9
Happy birthday you commie bastard!!!!!!
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#10
Happy birthday ye wee Scottish bastard.
The plan was to drink until the pain over.
But what's worse, the pain or the hangover?
Who am I? I'm a titan so be expectin' a clash.
#12
Quote by beefcake122
he sounds like a pussy
swag

he sounds like a swag
pussy
#15
happy birthday sir
You dirty piece of shit, you.

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I smoked weed with my mom once.
It was the weirdest moment of my life, and I`ve been caught with my dick in my hand, by my brother, with a giant close up of a dudes face on the tv.

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#16
Happy birthday, ya mental scottish bastard.

I got you a Scottish bird to shag

#18
Why are you still able to type?
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#19
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Why are you still able to type?


The Scots, being always drunk, have learned to adapt.
#20
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The Scots, being always drunk, have learned to adapt.

Must be a big fucking keyboard man.
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#21
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Must be a big fucking keyboard man.


Big dreams, big women, big keyboards. The motto of Scotland.
#22
Quote by Trowzaa
Big dreams, big women, big keyboards. The motto of Scotland.

Ah the homeland. I ne'er knew her, but I always loved'er.
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I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#23
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Big dreams, big women, big keyboards, big dicks. The motto of Scotland.

ftfy.
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You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

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Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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I can fap to this. Keep going.
#24
no offense to you but i was under the impression that you were around 50 years old. happy birthday! my gift to you is that you are 28 years younger than what i thought you were
..::fat
lard::..
#25
I also got you some decent spring weather, but the delivery guy said you weren't in to sign for it
Probably bullshit, those guys chap once then run away. Unfortunately, their schedule is too busy to redeliver for the next couple weeks, so winter's here to stay for a bit longer.
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#27
I got you a slice of:



Happy Birthday Magnus!
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#28
happy birthday you sexy beast
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