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My dog just threw up and ate his own puke right in front of me. I watched. Dude, the noises, and just the whole thing in general


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So 'crunk and 'gandhi are already pussy-whipped, impressive.

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you just think they're being mean to you because you have fragile girl feelings
#3
Quote by Trowzaa
Oh, I thought you looked in the mirror.

#MADBANTZM8

I was so totally waiting for this Perfection.


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So 'crunk and 'gandhi are already pussy-whipped, impressive.

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you just think they're being mean to you because you have fragile girl feelings
#6
Quote by raoooos

That makes me smile. Whatta' guy
EDIT: sarcasm tho.


Quote by Todd Hart
So 'crunk and 'gandhi are already pussy-whipped, impressive.

Quote by Burgery
you just think they're being mean to you because you have fragile girl feelings
#7
I threw a dog up (in the air) once.
There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#8
Kim why didn't you get all up in that shit with him?
It's over simplified, So what!

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I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
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I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#9
Welcome to owning a dog

Just wait til it realizes its poop tastes good.
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But as a bigoted lemming, you have so cry an Alinslyite slur revealing you lack of reason and sense.


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BOB 1. ur 20 and two u like evil things and idk if u worship the devil
#10
Quote by Obsceneairwaves
Kim why didn't you get all up in that shit with him?

I was too busy watching and hearing the puke trying to come out of his body.


Quote by Todd Hart
So 'crunk and 'gandhi are already pussy-whipped, impressive.

Quote by Burgery
you just think they're being mean to you because you have fragile girl feelings
#12
Quote by kimberlydawn
That makes me smile. Whatta' guy
EDIT: sarcasm tho.

one day you will understand
#13
Quote by raoooos
one day you will understand

Okay


Quote by Todd Hart
So 'crunk and 'gandhi are already pussy-whipped, impressive.

Quote by Burgery
you just think they're being mean to you because you have fragile girl feelings
#16
You think that's gross? My cat performs autofellatio all the time. Sometimes in my bed.
#17
Quote by sam b


tbh


EDIT: Wait, never mind. I thought this was roaoaosoaos' avatar



Who is that?
#18
Quote by Trowzaa
Who is that?


It's the tree from the black version of Pocahontas
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#19
Quote by Obsceneairwaves
It's the tree from the black version of Pocahontas

More like... Blackahontas.
Mmmiright?


...


I'm not right.
There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#21
Quote by MadClownDisease
Well who's really the disgusting one here? The dog for throwing up or you for watching like some sick voyeur?



Quote by Todd Hart
So 'crunk and 'gandhi are already pussy-whipped, impressive.

Quote by Burgery
you just think they're being mean to you because you have fragile girl feelings
#22
Quote by Joshua Garcia
More like... Blackahontas.
Mmmiright?



oh yeah, u so right


I was considering making another song called blackahontas, but I've only just woke up and huuun i''m tiiirreedd
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#23
That's ok babes I know that feel.
There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#24
You uhh.........get any pics of the uhhh.......incident.......by any chance?
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#25
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You uhh.........get any pics of the uhhh.......incident.......by any chance?

No I shoulda captured it for you... For the world.


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So 'crunk and 'gandhi are already pussy-whipped, impressive.

Quote by Burgery
you just think they're being mean to you because you have fragile girl feelings
#27
Quote by angusfan16
I threw up a dog once.

I didnt even bother to read the rest of the posts after this one.... HSIHIUHSIBXHBIxdfytuguihehhh
To The World I Am A Stranger, To A Stranger I Am A Possible Serial Killer


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You guys are so funny xD xoxo <3

Quote by Doveri
Well a human can't sing an Em since that's a chord

If you mean Eb3/E3, then that is a contralto voice.
#28
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im romanian and am offended. most of the people in romania make americans look like autistic kids on ritalin
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I'm autistic and on ritalin and am offended. Most autistic kids on ritalin make americans look like romanians.
#29
Quote by GNR_Duff_rules

Spot on.
Quote by DukeDeRox
My dog runs away from his barf.

Even he is afraid of it.

Lucky. That's the way it should be.


Quote by Todd Hart
So 'crunk and 'gandhi are already pussy-whipped, impressive.

Quote by Burgery
you just think they're being mean to you because you have fragile girl feelings
#30
A couple years ago my dog barfed into one of those air conditioning vents on the floor. I guess he was trying to hide it.
#31
Quote by new yardbird 9
A couple years ago my dog barfed into one of those air conditioning vents on the floor. I guess he was trying to hide it.

Ew damn... Then the smell lingered through the room. That's even worse. At least that gives me hope. My life isn't as bad as I thought it was


Quote by Todd Hart
So 'crunk and 'gandhi are already pussy-whipped, impressive.

Quote by Burgery
you just think they're being mean to you because you have fragile girl feelings
#33
Quote by frankv
My fish never throw up on anything, they're good pets.


Thought this was gonna be a thread about you discovering not-so-pleasures of sex though. Or marmite.

I legit laughed at this. Had to google marmite and was like what the hell? But NAH you won't see me discussing sex on here


Quote by Todd Hart
So 'crunk and 'gandhi are already pussy-whipped, impressive.

Quote by Burgery
you just think they're being mean to you because you have fragile girl feelings
#34
Quote by kimberlydawn
I legit laughed at this. Had to google marmite and was like what the hell? But NAH you won't see me discussing sex on here

Good girl. Though we're all only a tiny slip away from it.
Quote by kimberlydawn
My dude just jacked off and ate his own semen right in front of me. I watched. Dude, the noises, and just the whole thing in general

Did ya have to share that, Kimbo?
#35
Quote by frankv
Good girl. Though we're all only a tiny slip away from it.

Did ya have to share that, Kimbo?


Currently seeking revenge I'ma get choo back.


Quote by Todd Hart
So 'crunk and 'gandhi are already pussy-whipped, impressive.

Quote by Burgery
you just think they're being mean to you because you have fragile girl feelings
#36
Quote by kimberlydawn
Currently seeking revenge I'ma get choo back.

I suppose you could try searching for the embarrassing batch of posts of me discussing my habits of 'self-love' thinking no one would ever bother to get back at me with that.

But I guess that wouldn't be smart of me.


Aaaanyway, I think it's about time you start posting photos of that bastard of a bitch of yours.
#37
Quote by frankv
I suppose you could try searching for the embarrassing batch of posts of me discussing my habits of 'self-love' thinking no one would ever bother to get back at me with that.

But I guess that wouldn't be smart of me.


Aaaanyway, I think it's about time you start posting photos of that bastard of a bitch of yours.

I just went through your posts and couldn't find anything, just a bunch of football stuff mostly. STUPID FOOTBALL. And he'd be called a bitch of a bastard, because it makes more sense since he's a guy


Quote by Todd Hart
So 'crunk and 'gandhi are already pussy-whipped, impressive.

Quote by Burgery
you just think they're being mean to you because you have fragile girl feelings
#39
Quote by frankv
You're defo searching wrong, but let's keep it at this. I miss the old days rampant masturbation and buttsecks threads sometimes.

TMI Flying off now. Toodles.


Quote by Todd Hart
So 'crunk and 'gandhi are already pussy-whipped, impressive.

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you just think they're being mean to you because you have fragile girl feelings
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