#1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3EFkTVerzM

In 2009, I had a cold, I was bed ridden too, a bit and... I thought
"I'm going to have all the fun I can get with this cold, so in honour of my sexy phlegm..."
I had a lot of guitars then too... Still got the guitar in this video but, that's not important... This was just done for shits and giggles when I had a cold and I did it because

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INQX2E3Nrbs

I liked my voice with the cold and, I had guitars and I could play, so I did it.
'For me' but, you can watch too. I'm kidding, but, it's cool. Old, but cool.
#2
On 2nd thought, I couldn't sing... I sound better now... When I'm not shouting about impotence... I'd have to upload somehting, oneday.

*Screams