Two Chinese restaurants open right next to each other next to your house.

Poll: Restaurant A or B
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A
30 42%
B
42 58%
Voters: 72.
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#1
They both have the same exact food, in the same exact quality, at the same exact price, with the same friendly service.

Do you go to restaurant A or B, considering they are both at the same exact distance from your house.
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#4
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I doubt they're both the exact same distance away.

Exactly.

I'd mark out the distance in paces. One is guaranteed to be a pace longer than the other. I'd take the shorter one.
#5
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Exactly.

I'd mark out the distance in paces. One is guaranteed to be a pace longer than the other. I'd take the shorter one.


Not in this universe.
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Exactly.

I'd mark out the distance in paces. One is guaranteed to be a pace longer than the other. I'd take the shorter one.


Guaranteed? How is that?

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#10
Hide your cat.

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#11
All I know is that I'm no longer letting my cats go outside.

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#12
I'd move house. Damn Chinks stankin' up the gaff.

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#13
Well, near my aunt's house there's a small intersection, and on 3 of the corners, there's a Valeros. So basically, there's 3 Valeros right across the street from each other. I think she goes to the one that has the least amount of people.

So B because there's probably not as many people there.
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#14
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Guaranteed? How is that?

It's not. But thanks for being a jackass and ruining it...


Also, thanks for implying I had no idea that TS was getting a philosophical device.

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#15
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It's not. But thanks for being a jackass and ruining it...


Also, thanks for implying I had no idea that TS was getting a philosophical device.


Whoa bro, who is the jackass here? No need to get butthurt, I'm simply contributing to the thread.
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#16
I would go to the first one, and burn it down, then the second, and burn it down.
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#19
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Whoa bro, who is the jackass here? No need to get butthurt, I'm simply contributing to the thread.

I was calling you that as a reference to Buridan's ass...
#22
Whichever has the funnier name
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#23
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You burn them both down because they're foreign. Damn illegal aliens.
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#24
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It's funny that there's so much ninja'ing going on in a thread about Gooks.

Ecks dee.

Yes that did occur to me too.
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#26
I'll firebomb the both of them. Why discriminate?
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#31
Couldn't you just alternate?
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#32
Whichever one lets me help them change their name to Happy Pete's.
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#33
Id go to C, cuz im a rebel lmao jk. Idk, id say prolly whichever has the cooler name, if they both have the same food, same prices etc.
#35
Neither, I don't like chinese food. I go to the Italian place down the block.
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#36
I agree, it depends on which direction they are. I'd go to the one on the right. But more likely I'd just stay home, because I don't eat out very often, and when I do I go to subway.
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#37
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Which one is willing to deliver to my bed?

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#39
Which one has the cleaner kitchen?
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#40
The one with the higher Yelp rating

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