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guitarxo
cat
Join date: Oct 2008
1,649 IQ
#1
I have to

-collect data for a report on crabs (told my group I'd send it to them this morning but I've just started and they probably hate me now)
-finish the first draft of a literature review - I keep postponing my meetings with my advisor for stupid fake reasons but tomorrow is the absolute latest I can send it in/meet him and he probably also hates me now
-study for various tests
-go to the doctor (who doesn't hate me because I have to pay for every visit)

I've cleaned my room, gone to the gym, done my laundry, made my bed, organized all the folders on my computer, learned to make paper tables, watched countless videos of frogs, and showered. but there is nothing else I can distract myself with.

What should you be doing now?


edit: not that anyone cares but it's important to me and I just realized how urgent this is: I NEED TO EAT MY YOGURT BEFORE IT ROTS! but I'm too lazy to go downstairs and get it
cat
Last edited by guitarxo at Mar 27, 2013,
BladeSlinger
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Join date: Jan 2007
1,793 IQ
#2
I'm reading a novel I was supposed to be half done with yesterday.


Almost to halfway.
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snipelfritz
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Join date: May 2006
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#3
That's weird, I should go to the doctor to take some tests and collect my cream for crabs...

I should be sleeping.
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Rawshik
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Join date: Oct 2010
2,276 IQ
#4
-Finding a job. I've applied at near 50 places (not an exaggeration) with not a single call back and am super bummed. So I'm procrastinating even trying again.
-Working on my singing
-Working on post-rock solo project

That's pretty much it.
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metal4eva_22
PonyFan #376121
Join date: Jul 2006
899 IQ
#5
Have to do a lab report on protein kinetics. That's all we've done in biochem labs, enzyme and protein kinetics, and I'm sick of it. I also have to write a review paper on phosphodiesterase as well as make a poster presentation on something that I haven't yet picked a topic for. Plus studying, try to find a supervisor for an honours thesis next year, and prepare for an interview at an analytical chem lab.
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slipknot5678
UG Monkey
Join date: Jul 2009
670 IQ
#6
At the moment just some homework. Not a large amount and it isn't hard to do. Its twelve a.m. so I better get started soon.

Getting a job too, which I really need to do.

Re-learning how to drive. I despise driving but I live in a car dependent city so I have no choice, although it's really not procrastinating since I'm waiting for my parents to be willing to supervise me in the car (I never drove alone when I was driving and I was awful at it).

I started writing some new music yesterday that is actually good and I need to get going on that again before this creative spurt is over.
jthm_guitarist
"funny" but "unmemorable"
Join date: Apr 2006
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#7
I have to watch like a solid 25 hours of cartoons by Saturday

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yoloswag420
Join date: Nov 2007
683 IQ
#8
Buying a car and planning vacation for end of summer.

Procrastinating luxuries
snipelfritz
Senior Fun Correspondent
Join date: May 2006
1,563 IQ
#9
Quote by jthm_guitarist
I have to watch like a solid 25 hours of cartoons by Saturday

what? Like for realzies?
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food1010
Bassist
Join date: Jun 2007
1,660 IQ
#10
Just sleep, which I sort of need in order to do stuff in the morning.
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BladeSlinger
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Join date: Jan 2007
1,793 IQ
#11
Quote by metal4eva_22
Have to do a lab report on protein kinetics. That's all we've done in biochem labs, enzyme and protein kinetics, and I'm sick of it. I also have to write a review paper on phosphodiesterase as well as make a poster presentation on something that I haven't yet picked a topic for. Plus studying, try to find a supervisor for an honours thesis next year, and prepare for an interview at an analytical chem lab.

This makes me glad that my two major skills in college are reading and writing.
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guitarxo
cat
Join date: Oct 2008
1,649 IQ
#12
Quote by metal4eva_22
Have to do a lab report on protein kinetics. That's all we've done in biochem labs, enzyme and protein kinetics, and I'm sick of it. I also have to write a review paper on phosphodiesterase as well as make a poster presentation on something that I haven't yet picked a topic for. Plus studying, try to find a supervisor for an honours thesis next year, and prepare for an interview at an analytical chem lab.

Do you know what you're doing for your honours thesis? I'm wondering because I'm fairly familiar with theses for environmental bio and how people choose them but I have clue about cell/molecular/biochem since I generally try to avoid those subjects :/

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Buying a car and planning vacation for end of summer.

Procrastinating luxuries

Where are you going?

Not to sound stalkerish I'm just curious lol. I need to buy plane tickets for this summer but the best flight I've found so far has 2 layovers, 14 and 25 hours respectively, and the second one is just a 2-hour flight from my final destination. I don't want to support this type of scheduling.
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whywefight
~I'm not fuckin around~
Join date: Dec 2010
1,765 IQ
#13
I have to write a short paper

Write a short chapter report

Study for a quiz

and another assignment

and a lab report

I have to be done with all of these in 17 hours
Last edited by whywefight at Mar 27, 2013,
Joshua Garcia
Joshole
Join date: Jun 2009
5,842 IQ
#16
Not a thing. Feels good mang.

But really, the only reason is because I already finished an 8 month program and got my diploma and license. Hadn't had any luck finding a job, but I've been applying everywhere, so technically, I'm just waiting for a phone call.

Edit: Actually I had been procrastinating getting a hair cut for a long while, but I did that just today, so again, nothing.
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Deth5ever
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Join date: Sep 2012
56 IQ
#18
Getting a job, doing my driving test, applying for college. Its not a good feeling.
Avedas
yoloswag420
Join date: Nov 2007
683 IQ
#19
Quote by guitarxo

Where are you going?

Not to sound stalkerish I'm just curious lol. I need to buy plane tickets for this summer but the best flight I've found so far has 2 layovers, 14 and 25 hours respectively, and the second one is just a 2-hour flight from my final destination. I don't want to support this type of scheduling.

Thailand. So far haven't found a package that isn't horribly excessive, but I haven't been looking very hard of course.
MinterMan22
steady eating booty mc||
Join date: Nov 2007
765 IQ
#20
i have a metric shit tonne of work to do for this week. a good portion of that is due tomorrow evening.

i've spent the past 3 hours doing nothing. it's 4 am now. ****
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lncognito
Registered User
Join date: Dec 2011
44 IQ
#21
Yoghurt usually last at least a week after the use-by date. It's fine until the lid bulges.
guitarxo
cat
Join date: Oct 2008
1,649 IQ
#22
Oh trust me, I'm an expert on old yogurt and I have intestines of steel. But it's been over a week and the fridge is shared, and I don't trust other people to close the door properly
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lncognito
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Join date: Dec 2011
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#23
Quote by guitarxo
Oh trust me, I'm an expert on old yogurt and I have intestines of steel. But it's been over a week and the fridge is shared, and I don't trust other people to close the door properly

jus mekkin shure bb is ok 😸
blake1221
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Join date: Oct 2007
711 IQ
#24
I have to find album artwork and a sound clip for a song. I'm not procrastinating though, these things take time.
Neo Evil11
Feminist
Join date: Feb 2006
1,498 IQ
#25
Studying. I have an exam tomorrow and I am on 50 percent. I have 26 hours left.
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_KurtCobain_77
All Praise Lord Emery
Join date: Feb 2006
452 IQ
#26
A wise man once told me, "Procrastination is not failure, as with procrastination you get it done eventually."

2 short papers (5pgs)
1 medium paper (7pgs)
1 long paper (15+pgs)

Been doing this for years though, so it's nothing new.
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Ed Hunter
Cod Metal King
Join date: Mar 2006
681 IQ
#27
Absolutely nothing. I have a job and my free time is my time to do whatever I want with. It makes the stuff I used to procrastinate with whilst I was at university quite dull now. I miss procrastination.
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JohnnyGenzale
Bitter old sod
Join date: May 2008
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#28
i need to contact my school regarding an essay i wrote. I need to edit it a bit but i'm at my internship atm so I haven't had time. Should mail them as soon as possible and get it done though. Besides that, nothing really.
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Cindykt
Registered User
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#29
A chemistry assignment that I've been putting off for three weeks and is due tomorrow
Oyface
**** seagulls
Join date: Apr 2008
779 IQ
#30
- Finding an apartment
- Finding a job
- Learning Fear Of The Dark on bass for a school project
- Preparing to get my drivers license
- Cleaning my room
- Fixing up my car


And here I am, just playing Minecraft.
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JohnnyGenzale
Bitter old sod
Join date: May 2008
292 IQ
#31
Quote by Oyface

- Learning Fear Of The Dark on bass for a school project


And here I am, just playing Minecraft.


I'd continue with that, for enternity.

sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
theguitarist
I closed your thread.
Join date: Sep 2003
1,323 IQ
#33
- getting a new job. I should really be earning double what I am atm with my qualifications...
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


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Jako215
UG's Fat Frendo
Join date: Dec 2005
1,542 IQ
#34
-Finding a job
-Working out
-Writing the final script to my screenwriting class.
-Starting my research paper for Media and Society
-Pre-pro for my Field Production class
-Getting sleeping for the next three hours. (I might actually do that now. )

And people wonder why I am a complete dick for the last two weeks of the semester.
donender
Get back to work
Join date: Oct 2004
2,047 IQ
#35
Quote by Rawshik
-Finding a job. I've applied at near 50 places (not an exaggeration) with not a single call back and am super bummed. So I'm procrastinating even trying again.


You're not alone on that, after i graduated (back last year) i applied for places every day, usually averaging about 20 per week, and didn't start hearing anything back until about a month or two before Christmas, and of all the interviews i had, none were successful. I started applying for places again at the start of this year and have only just started getting interviews, which is handy because my motivation was wearing thin. Try some volunteer work, i know it sucks not working for money, but it looks good on the CV and shows that you have a work ethic.

My procrastination:

-Applying for jobs. I have an interview tomorrow and hopefully i'll get it, but just in case i don't, i should start applying for more jobs today.


I think that's about it, to be honest.
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Think of that next time you are not allowed to laugh.
BradIon1995
Registered User
Join date: Oct 2012
127 IQ
#36
-MIDI Class work which entails:
-Programming a RnB style track from a score and posting it online
-Composing a Reggae piece

-Theory Class which entails:
-Interval training
-Learning chords (9th chords, 13th chords, etc)
-Composing a song in any style using said chords, although I've made a good start on this

-Learning songs for my open mic nights.

-Practicing for my shred solo project.

So much music, so little time hahaha
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Ed Hunter
Cod Metal King
Join date: Mar 2006
681 IQ
#37
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- getting a new job. I should really be earning double what I am atm with my qualifications...


"Should"? I'm sure there's many people with more qualifications than you who are completely out of work.
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Join date: Jan 2008
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#38
I should be sleeping.
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Join date: Feb 2006
938 IQ
#39
5000 word dissertation, 4000 word lab report, revise for an exam and prepare a presentation.

instead ive watched the lion king 3 times in the last 3 days and done... **** ALL.

got a month to do it all but i just cat seem to knuckle down and get in my flow. i nomally find my zone 1 week before the deadline, however these all have the same deadline....
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theogonia777
Miss Kristen
Join date: Jun 2009
2,237 IQ
#40
-changing strings on all of my instruments
-fixing my ocarina that has been broken for 9 months
-almost all of my school work from this semester
-cleaning my room
-doing laundry
-having a serious talk with my parents
-pretty much everything else
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