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MadClownDisease
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Join date: Apr 2006
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#1
http://www.guardian.co.uk/money/2013/mar/27/harrogate-happiest-town-live-uk-rightmove

So my town ranks top happiest place to live in the UK.

Croydon? 2nd worst.



Come to me, my children, and bask in my property themed happiness index.

If anyone else wants to lord it over Trebor, look up your area here
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/news/articles/rightmove-news/happy-at-home-index-2013
MadClownDisease
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Join date: Apr 2006
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#3
Quote by JackalUK
Newport 48/110

VERY surprised by that.

Stockport is number two, maybe the similarity in names bumped it up a few ranks.
SlackerBabbath
Est. 1966.
Join date: Apr 2007
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#5
That's only because the people of Harrogate exist in blissfull ignorance of the existence of Burnley.
Johnny_Ibanez
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Join date: Mar 2009
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#11
I've been to Stockport many times and I can confirm that this list is complete tosh.

Apart from the bit about London being a sweatbox hellhole. That bit is bang on.
lncognito
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#12
Croydon will be better once all the minorities move out, assuming they're all like Trebor that is.
captainsnazz
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Join date: Jul 2010
578 IQ
#13
Quote by Johnny_Ibanez
I've been to Stockport many times and I can confirm that this list is complete tosh.

Apart from the bit about London being a sweatbox hellhole. That bit is bang on.

Seriously wtf Stockport?

Manchester 83/110, now this I believe.
Huddersfield 66. Meh, it's nicer than that.
Last edited by captainsnazz at Mar 27, 2013,
theguitarist
I closed your thread.
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#14
best part of London at least.




Those places on the happy list are pretty dull though...
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


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BelowTheSun
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Join date: Oct 2011
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#15
Quote by Metasponge
Good Ol' Suffolk superiority ranking third right there.


How the skuttering **** did that happen?

I have no idea how it happened, but apparently people can look past the stabbings, numerous drunk hobos and general grimy-ness
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#17
Be skeptical, they forgot to put America on that list.
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theogonia777
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Join date: Jun 2009
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#18
inb4 trebor moves to East London
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Get a #%$@ing life or you will get banned for life.


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Read this please. This as well.
JohnnyGenzale
Bitter old sod
Join date: May 2008
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#20
Bath have a terrible football team. Reason enough to stay away.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
Neo Evil11
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Join date: Feb 2006
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#21
Quote by MadClownDisease
http://www.guardian.co.uk/money/2013/mar/27/harrogate-happiest-town-live-uk-rightmove

So my town ranks top happiest place to live in the UK.

Croydon? 2nd worst.



Come to me, my children, and bask in my property themed happiness index.

If anyone else wants to lord it over Trebor, look up your area here
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/news/articles/rightmove-news/happy-at-home-index-2013

****. Just after I didn't send an application form to Exeter, they appear to be the 4th happiest place.
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Nero Galon
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Join date: May 2012
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#22
Went to Wembley the other day. Holy shit its disgusting around there.
captainsnazz
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Join date: Jul 2010
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#23
Quote by Neo Evil11
****. Just after I didn't send an application form to Exeter, they appear to be the 4th happiest place.

You had a chance to move to Exeter and didn't take it


lol

Where have you actually applied?
Neo Evil11
Feminist
Join date: Feb 2006
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#24
Quote by captainsnazz
You had a chance to move to Exeter and didn't take it


lol

Where have you actually applied?

Amsterdam and Frankfurt. Exeter had some bad reviews, high costs, and seemed to be a terrible hassle to move to.
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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JohnnyGenzale
Bitter old sod
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#25
Frankfurt > England
Eintracht Frankfurt > Exeter City or whatever they are called
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
captainsnazz
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#26
Quote by Neo Evil11
Amsterdam and Frankfurt. Exeter had some bad reviews, high costs, and seemed to be a terrible hassle to move to.

Oh okay it seems more sensible when you put it like that. I thought you chose somewhere else in England over it.
lncognito
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#28
It does very much look like these people just use 'UK', 'Britain', and 'England' all interchangeably.
MadClownDisease
Just a Turing Machine.
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#29
Well I'm glad we can all agree London is a shithole.

Quote by theguitarist
best part of London at least.




Those places on the happy list are pretty dull though...

That's why they're so happy! No muggings or murders. Just bland contentment.
EpiExplorer
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#30
Quote by WantsLesPaul
Sounds about right.



AH, but notice that where I live, south west london, isn't on the list Take THAT treborluzzzzzzzion.
o()o

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EpiExplorer
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#31
Actually not surprised that Kingston is rated highly, I went to college there and its a right decent place. Dat Rotunda.
o()o

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yes every night of my entire life i go to bed crying because i wasnt born american
donender
Get back to work
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#32
I went from one of the happiest places to one of the unhappiest places

Might explain why this year has been fairly shit for me so far.

EDIT: However, the Guardian is a fairly middle class paper, and a majority of the places on the happy list are retirement spots filled with OAPs who don't have to do anything.

Quote by EpiExplorer
Actually not surprised that Kingston is rated highly, I went to college there and its a right decent place. Dat Rotunda.


The Rotunda is alright, but on a summer's day, the riverside is where it's at. Even though the Thames is disgusting.
WHOMP

Think of that next time you are not allowed to laugh.
Last edited by donender at Mar 27, 2013,
Trowzaa
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#33
I'm clinging onto Harrogate being the happiest place, seeing as it's like 20 miles away.
treborillusion
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Join date: May 2009
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#34
Quote by MadClownDisease
http://www.guardian.co.uk/money/2013/mar/27/harrogate-happiest-town-live-uk-rightmove

So my town ranks top happiest place to live in the UK.

Croydon? 2nd worst.



Come to me, my children, and bask in my property themed happiness index.

If anyone else wants to lord it over Trebor, look up your area here
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/news/articles/rightmove-news/happy-at-home-index-2013

I live in number 2. I know 5, 6 and 10 in the unhappy list and... In the happy list, I've been to 3, once (Ipswich) and I find myself in 9 from time to time (Bromley).

Bromley.
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look nigga, if you're chillin with 5 bros and 2 hos, you're gonna wanna pay attention to all of em equally. not moon over the hos forever and laugh at every shitty thing they say and just stare at them all night, like some of my mates do.
Deliriumbassist
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Join date: Apr 2006
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#36
Stockport is 2nd? I've been to Stockport, and dilapidated is too kind a word.

I went for a few days for work. Went out for a run, got lost, and was pretty certain I was going to get stabbed. Even the greasy spoon I went to the next morning was called Hell's Kitchen.
treborillusion
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Join date: May 2009
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#38
Croydon rocks and is like home to me, so if it's rough and tough or whatever, so am I.

Croydonknights are cool.
Quote by laid-to-waste
look nigga, if you're chillin with 5 bros and 2 hos, you're gonna wanna pay attention to all of em equally. not moon over the hos forever and laugh at every shitty thing they say and just stare at them all night, like some of my mates do.
treborillusion
UG Fanatic
Join date: May 2009
3,126 IQ
#39
All the unhappy places are in London

EDIT: Apart from 9.
Quote by laid-to-waste
look nigga, if you're chillin with 5 bros and 2 hos, you're gonna wanna pay attention to all of em equally. not moon over the hos forever and laugh at every shitty thing they say and just stare at them all night, like some of my mates do.
Deliriumbassist
UG's only DB
Join date: Apr 2006
2,387 IQ
#40
Quote by treborillusion
Croydon rocks and is like home to me, so if it's rough and tough or whatever, so am I.

Croydonknights are cool.


A work colleague of mine is Croydon born and raised. He took drama at uni and loves Les Miserables and Crystal Palace.

It does not look good for Croydon.