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#1
When i got my new bird, i sat him on my shoulder and he put his beak in my ear and started doing something that tickled the fuck outta me... Is that normal?

What are your bird stories????
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Well a human can't sing an Em since that's a chord

If you mean Eb3/E3, then that is a contralto voice.
#2
I have a bird. She's like... 23 years old. I'll get some pictures up sometime maybe.
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#3
I LOVE Tits
It's over simplified, So what!

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#6
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He was like doing something with his beak right? like grinding it really fast? I like that.

I dont think Thats what he was doing..
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Well a human can't sing an Em since that's a chord

If you mean Eb3/E3, then that is a contralto voice.
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I could swear there was a thread like this awhile ago.

There probs was...
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You guys are so funny xD xoxo <3

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Well a human can't sing an Em since that's a chord

If you mean Eb3/E3, then that is a contralto voice.
#12
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You guys are so funny xD xoxo <3

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Well a human can't sing an Em since that's a chord

If you mean Eb3/E3, then that is a contralto voice.
#14
thats just freeky haha
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You guys are so funny xD xoxo <3

Quote by Doveri
Well a human can't sing an Em since that's a chord

If you mean Eb3/E3, then that is a contralto voice.
#17
definitly right haha ^^
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You guys are so funny xD xoxo <3

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Well a human can't sing an Em since that's a chord

If you mean Eb3/E3, then that is a contralto voice.
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cookies are for eating

Yes they are..
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Birds are for eating.

Some birds are for eating, not all
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You guys are so funny xD xoxo <3

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Well a human can't sing an Em since that's a chord

If you mean Eb3/E3, then that is a contralto voice.
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#26
My budgie used to hump his perch. He'd get one leg on the bars of the cage and the other on this hanging toy he had and rub his cloaca on the end of the perch. He made some seriously weird noises.

We took away the hanging toy and he stopped doing it.
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#27
I used to have a parrot when I was younger but one time we left for vacation and when we came back he was dead.
#30
I approve of the above post but am too much of a pussy to contribute.
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ayy lmao
#34
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He was like doing something with his beak right? like grinding it really fast? I like that.

This is what I was talking about earlier! Except with people's lips and not on their ears.

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There is a severe lack of redheads.
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#38
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There is a severe lack of redheads.


I posted Christina Hendricks, the goddess of redheads...
ayy lmao
#39
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There is a severe lack of redheads.






disclaimer: I'm colorblind so i just googled redhead and hoped for the best
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#40
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I posted Christina Hendricks, the goddess of redheads...

This is true but one redhead is simply not enough .

EDIT: Dat last one.
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