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#1
I mean i dont want to dance or talk to people really.

Should I just go to a brothel or bars/clubs can get sex also that night?
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#3
If you're decent looking, go to a club/pub/bar

If not, Go to a brothel.

that simple
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If you're decent looking, go to a club/pub/bar

If not, Go to a brothel.

that simple


looks... fine

social skills...poor

So i need to go to specific ones or any..like i could go to a guitar playing pub or would i need to go to some big nightclub
#7
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If you don't talk or dance with women in bars/clubs you're not going to be sexing any of them.

So brothels it is.


well i can make an effort to talk i guess.

but im not sure how to go about it.

Girls have randomly started talking to me in clubs does that mean they wanted sex or thought i was sexable?

Yet i messed it up of course by not talking lol.
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Girls have randomly started talking to me in clubs does that mean they wanted sex or thought i was sexable?

Yet i messed it up of course by not talking lol.

either way i'm pretty sure it doesn't mean "hey it'd be great if you ignored me", so you might wanna at least open with a greeting
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#12
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Find a drunk girl who has become separated from her friends.

In some countries, she actually could call rape if she was drunk, and TS and her had sex.


Just saying, a blowup doll never blows the rape whistle!
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If you are going out for the express purpose of scoring, your gonna have a bad time.
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If you are going out for the express purpose of scoring, your gonna have a bad time.


yeh well i wouldnt go to bars or clubs for anything else thats why i dont go nor get laid lol...I would only go for sole reason i want sex..tbh i wouldnt even want to talk much with the girl im having sex with..just pick a hot girl and bang her lol.

Maybe brothel it is but i look good and i dont want brothel skank lol.
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yeh well i wouldnt go to bars or clubs for anything else thats why i dont go nor get laid lol...I would only go for sole reason i want sex..tbh i wouldnt even want to talk much with the girl im having sex with..just pick a hot girl and bang her lol.

Maybe brothel it is but i look good and i dont want brothel skank lol.

In all honesty, if this is your attitude, then the only way you're going to score is by going to a brothel. And that doesn't really count as "scoring"; the whole "paid to have sex with me" aspect kind of ruins that.
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#18
Grow an afro, put on a pair of shades, and walk into the club in a white jumpsuit.
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#19
I usually go to the bar with friends to have a good time. I get more attention that way than when I have any kind of sexual motivation. That said, random hookups are rarely anything new or satisfying. Plus, the scuzzy bitches at the bar are just loose and dirty man.

Find a real woman.
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#20
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yeh well i wouldnt go to bars or clubs for anything else thats why i dont go nor get laid lol...I would only go for sole reason i want sex..tbh i wouldnt even want to talk much with the girl im having sex with..just pick a hot girl and bang her lol.

Maybe brothel it is but i look good and i dont want brothel skank lol.


I think you need to get in touch with your inner alcoholism. You would only go to bars and clubs for sex? You sicken me.
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#22
Get some sunglasses and wear a suit, maybe a cane too. Then just stand in the corner, by yourself, and gaze throughout the crowd. Once a girl makes eye contact, just do a slight nod of the head and walk out slowly by yourself and wait by the door, smoking a cigarette. After about 2 minutes, she will be outside looking for you.
#23
erm u mean u think having a gf is better?

I guess sexually it is but then i like the idea of going out and getting drunk and having sex more than having a gf...Its more exciting and fun having a gf is kinda boring especially as i only want one for sex nothing else so that aint gonna happen.

So I only have choice of club sluts or hos?

But I just like getting drunk and going out then doing sex acts I dont even like talking as i said before in my guitar thread i have aspergers most likely.

I just like the feeling of being drunk, I like the feeling of bein gout my house and I like the feeling of doing sex acts.

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yeh well i wouldnt go to bars or clubs for anything else thats why i dont go nor get laid lol...I would only go for sole reason i want sex..tbh i wouldnt even want to talk much with the girl im having sex with..just pick a hot girl and bang her lol.

Maybe brothel it is but i look good and i dont want brothel skank lol.

ok so what's your question here exactly

you seem to know that you'll have to talk to someone in some way because you don't want to go to a brothel

here's your answer then: go start a conversation
#25
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I think you need to get in touch with your inner alcoholism. You would only go to bars and clubs for sex? You sicken me.


well i dont really like talking much so why else would I go?

Id go to a bar to play pool etc though
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Get some sunglasses and wear a suit, maybe a cane too. Then just stand in the corner, by yourself, and gaze throughout the crowd. Once a girl makes eye contact, just do a slight nod of the head and walk out slowly by yourself and wait by the door, smoking a cigarette. After about 2 minutes, she will be outside looking for you.

Throw in a brief glance at your pocketwatch through your monocle and you're well away.
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erm u mean u think having a gf is better?

I guess sexually it is but then i like the idea of going out and getting drunk and having sex more than having a gf...Its more exciting and fun having a gf is kinda boring especially as i only want one for sex nothing else so that aint gonna happen.

But I just like getting drunk and going out then doing sex acts I dont even like talking as i said before in my guitar thread i have aspergers most likely.



Two things. I can see why you don't have a girlfriend, And you definitely don't have aspergers.
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#28
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erm u mean u think having a gf is better?

Um, no, I wasn't getting at that at all. Unless you want to pay a brothel chick, you WILL have to talk to get laid. Simple as that. I'm hardly the first one telling you this either...
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ok so what's your question here exactly

you seem to know that you'll have to talk to someone in some way because you don't want to go to a brothel

here's your answer then: go start a conversation


so my point is if you go out

1. You are ''allowed'' to just talk to random females u think look attractive.

2. If they become chatty and you get on its very possible to go some place for sex or more likely to get her phone number and then have sex another day or more likely nothing will happen with most girls.
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Quote by crazysam23_Atax
Um, no, I wasn't getting at that at all. Unless you want to pay a brothel chick, you WILL have to talk to get laid. Simple as that. I'm hardly the first one telling you this either...


yes but if i talk its very high posibilty of having sex same night?
#31
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yes but if i talk its very high posibilty of having sex same night?


...
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#32
For god sake women aren't a scientific formula. And if they were, it'd be an impossible one you will never understand.

Jerk yourself off like a normal person.
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so my point is if you go out

1. You are ''allowed'' to just talk to random females u think look attractive.

2. If they become chatty and you get on its very possible to go some place for sex or more likely to get her phone number and then have sex another day or more likely nothing will happen with most girls.



You are wise beyond your years, you shouldn't need any advise to get sex like u want. Well, other than my advise.
#34
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so my point is if you go out

1. You are ''allowed'' to just talk to random females u think look attractive.

2. If they become chatty and you get on its very possible to go some place for sex or more likely to get her phone number and then have sex another day or more likely nothing will happen with most girls.

How are either of those even possibilities if you don't even bother to talk? Stop being a wimp. You could at least say "Hello. My name is..." and go from there.

I mean, really, I must know something about talking to women. I have a sister, a mother, a fiance, and hang out with my fiance's family (that's 3 other women besides her) fairly regularly. Women like to talk. You need to learn how to talk, or at least talk enough so that they know you're listening. End of story.

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yes but if i talk its very high posibilty of having sex same night?

I feel like this question has already been answered. Anyone else think this has already been answered? Multiple times, even?
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#35
Quote by guitarbeero
1. You are ''allowed'' to just talk to random females u think look attractive.

is this really a main point? if you've got no active restraining orders against you, you can talk to whoever you want
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2. If they become chatty and you get on its very possible to go some place for sex or more likely to get her phone number and then have sex another day or more likely nothing will happen with most girls.

so if i'm following you correctly, this is your line of thinking:

"i'd like to try to have sex with somebody by first avoiding all interpersonal contact with anyone"

correct?
#36
also i only want to do real hot girls if not id rather fap to hot girls on internet
#37
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"i'd like to try to have sex with somebody by first avoiding all interpersonal contact with anyone"


He could just rape them if he wants to do that. He seems like the type to rape.

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also i only want to do real hot girls if not id rather fap to hot girls on internet


Motherfucker, get out of here.
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#38
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yeh well i wouldnt go to bars or clubs for anything else thats why i dont go nor get laid lol...I would only go for sole reason i want sex..tbh i wouldnt even want to talk much with the girl im having sex with..just pick a hot girl and bang her lol.

Maybe brothel it is but i look good and i dont want brothel skank lol.

Um, this kind of attitude may be an issue.
Seriously I mean, some level of courtship would be required no matter how casual the hookup is, women don't just see a guy and decide to **** him all that often, it could happen but if I may, I would suggest NOT being a complete douche or objectifying women by way of greeting.

And if you DO do that, get ready for plenty of harsh, insulting rejections before you manage to swing it with a girl.
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#39
Get as drunk as you can and find the drunkest girl you can. It's not rape if you mutually agree you were to drunk to make a decision. If she doesn't mutually agree you can always beat her
#40
You guys do realize that it's considered rape if you have sex with an intoxicated girl. It doesn't matter if you're just as shit faced as she is, or she's buzzed and you're wasted. You raped her because she's not in the right state of mind, and couldn't fully consent to your sex.
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