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#1
What kind of god would you want to believe he is?
I personally think that if he existed, he'd have to be a cruel, evil god. A god who is entertained by our tragedies.
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#2
The kind that would not allow you to make threads.
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#3
A god named Busey.
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#7
god dusnt exist ur living a lie hale satin 666
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#8
god is a really hot chick that we have to satisfy to make it into heaven
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#9
I wouldn't think he would be entertained. He probably just got the ball rolling to get civilization where it is today, and completely lets us decide our own fate with our free will. Thus he may not like what he sees but does not interject.
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The kind that would not allow you to make threads.

This.

And this.
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#18
It'd be the God that joined with the Devil into a single entity and wiped out all life on this earth.


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#19
I was raised Catholic but no longer believe.

What I liked about the idea of God was simply the idea that something was there that trancended all (time, space, etc.), not getting into heaven and shit like that.

My 2 pence.
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#25
What do you mean 'if' you unfaithful git.

Time Travel theories and Christian Science bitch, maybe we're God putta

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What kind of god would you want to believe he is?
I personally think that if he existed, he'd have to be a cruel, evil god. A god who is entertained by our tragedies.

First of all, he?

Line one, the opening question.

Any suggestion of God's gender after that doen't matter because that was TS's own speculation of God and God's exstience.
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First of all, he?

Line one, the opening question.

Any suggestion of God's gender after that doen't matter because that was TS's own speculation of God and God's exstience.


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#34
Interested but uninterfering. When we die we go up to him and tell him of the things he did, and he will listen to our loves and hates and banalities and extremities with all the curiosity in the universe. But he doesn't change the things that happen because that would be cheating. He's not rooting for anyone, but he thinks it makes a great show.
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#35
Cthulhu.
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#36
A giant banana.

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#37
If god existed I would ask him why he made my genitalia so small.
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#38
If God existed, then I would like to think of him as someone who started the whole thing via the Big Bang and then had no more involvement, someone who is possibly aware of our existence but doesn't get involved, because a God that interferes in the affairs of man sounds like a bloody nightmare to me.
#39
A passive, non-interventionist god. Like a kid watching an ant farm. Not good nor bad, simply observing how these lesser creatures go about their lives.
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