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#5
Yup, gf is in New York so that's the only way I can go out

But it's okay, she's swinging by for a night on her way home for Easter so I get some tomorrow.
#7
Sometimes, it's just fun to go out and have fun. There's more to life than getting your dick wet. I think we basically told you this last night, TS...
#8
You only go to a club for sex. You go to a pub to have a good time with friends.
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#9
Quote by LostLegion
ikr? I mean, a mate of mine went to a bar to drink. wtf is wrong with him?

What a ****ing weirdo.

I heard about a group of some of my friends who went out to have a drink and chatted and went to a club and just had a good time. What the **** is that about? Needless to say, I was glad I wasn't invited. I just stayed at home practicing my chat up lines ready for when I go out to a bar to get laid.
#10
Quote by MadClownDisease
What a ****ing weirdo.

I heard about a group of some of my friends who went out to have a drink and chatted and went to a club and just had a good time. What the **** is that about? Needless to say, I was glad I wasn't invited. I just stayed at home practicing my chat up lines ready for when I go out to a bar to get laid.


Yeah I think we can agree that you should definitely find new friends. What are they, gay?
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You sir are a dick!
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And then again, Wildthang, "You're probably NOT one of them clean Socialists, either"

Wat.
#11
Quote by Neo Evil11
You only go to a club for sex. You go to a pub to have a good time with friends.


fact?
#13
Quote by WildthingJR
Yeah I think we can agree that you should definitely find new friends. What are they, gay?

Nah I've heard there's bars and clubs for gays who want to get sex now too; I think they must just be losers with no game.
#14
I go with the intention of overpaying for my drinks and hanging out with friends.

On vacation there's bars on beaches, so I frequent those the entire time I'm there, it's convenience, do some shots, go play in waves.
Last edited by stratkat at Mar 28, 2013,
#17
Quote by guitarbeero
fact?

You can't talk to eachother in a club and there is bad music, I don't see how you can go there to have fun with friends. It's where you go when you have a date with the IQ of a chimpansee, so you don't have to communicate with her but where you can grope her anyhow.
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#18
Quote by Neo Evil11
You can't talk to each other in a club and there is bad music, I don't see how you can go there to have fun with friends.

Go to better clubs, you damn Dutchy! People often go to clubs to talk and/or dance. Drinks are also involved...
#19
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
Go to better clubs, you damn Dutchy! People often go to clubs to talk and/or dance. Drinks are also involved...

There's a certain kind of people that go to clubs. I have no intention of becoming one of them. I enjoy the pubs with their good music, good atmosphere and good drinks.
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#20
For this one time I gotta agree with Neo
Quote by Xplozive
You sir are a dick!
Quote by Toppscore
And then again, Wildthang, "You're probably NOT one of them clean Socialists, either"

Wat.
#21
I go to clubs with my GF all the time, it's kinda better that way IMO, easier to get laid.
Once I remember we had two hot girls in London try to pick us both up, shoulda, woulda but nowhere to go, my GF kissed them both goodbye on the lips though...mmm yeah
#22
I go to clubs to dance and destress. I don't like bars because I don't like talking to people.
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#23
Quote by Neo Evil11
There's a certain kind of people that go to clubs. I have no intention of becoming one of them. I enjoy the pubs with their good music, good atmosphere and good drinks.

That's fine. But the point is, that certain kind of people don't just go to clubs to get laid, same way you don't just go to bars to get laid.
Last edited by crazysam23_Atax at Mar 28, 2013,
#24
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
That's fine. But the point is, that certain kind of people don't just go to clubs to get laid, same way you don't just go to bars to get laid.

Again you are being such a pedantic asswhipe.
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#26
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
Suck it up, cupcake.

I'm not going to suck anything, pushover.
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#27
Quote by Neo Evil11
I'm not going to suck anything, pushover.

Then have a fork.


Shove that into an orifice, ya dink. Also, strupewaffles are TERRIBLE!
#28
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
Then have a fork.


Shove that into an orifice, ya dink. Also, strupewaffles are TERRIBLE!

You write it like "stroopwafels", you ignorant racist ****.
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#29
Quote by Neo Evil11
You write it like "stroopwafels", you ignorant racist ****.

"Dutch" isn't a race. And dink =/= chink.
#30
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
"Dutch" isn't a race.

I'm Black.
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#32
I do it all the time...
All I want is for everyone to go to hell...
...It's the last place I was seen before I lost myself



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#33
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
Lies.

Are you saying black people lie? Because that is racist.
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#34
Quote by Neo Evil11
Are you saying black people lie? Because that is racist.

I'm saying you're not black and are therefore lying about your race.
#35
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
I'm saying you're not black and are therefore lying about your race.

Why would I lie about being black?
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#38
Stroopwaffels are wonderful, Sam, you shut your goddamn mouth.


OT: I find if you go anywhere to get laid, it's a recipe for a disappointing night. It's why I rarely go clubbing these days, I can't help but expect to get lucky so can't avoid the walking-home-alone dejection.
#39
Quote by gabcd86
Stroopwaffels are wonderful, Sam, you shut your goddamn mouth.


OT: I find if you go anywhere to get laid, it's a recipe for a disappointing night. It's why I rarely go clubbing these days, I can't help but expect to get lucky so can't avoid the walking-home-alone dejection.

Every part of this post is correct.
#40
I don't think i've ever gone anywhere actively looking for sex.
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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