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#1
I mean hot escorts...if single or even if have partner.

Id prob get them 2-4x per week.
#4
is it legal? is it totally confidential?
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If women can be annoyed there arent any women incongress I should be allowed to be pissed off there are no members of pink floyd or the beatles in congress.
#5
I would pay persons i know for sex.
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

ಠ_ಠ
#9
Quote by Tag43
I would buy two woman at a time so I could make them have sex with each other.

Ass to ass
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

ಠ_ಠ
#10
If you were a rich man you wouldn't have to.
Quote by jakesmellspoo
ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#14
Nope


Quote by Todd Hart
So 'crunk and 'gandhi are already pussy-whipped, impressive.

Quote by Burgery
you just think they're being mean to you because you have fragile girl feelings
#15
Quote by Tag43
I would buy two woman at a time so I could make them have sex with each other.

"Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it"
- Patrick Bateman.
#16
Quote by ErikLensherr
If you were a rich man you wouldn't have to.

I gotta agree with this. If you're rich and the first thing you could think of is sex, well.... that's pretty darn pathetic if you ask me.
Quote by SGstriker
If KFC is finger-licking good, then people would probably suck dicks for Popeyes. That's how good it is.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#18
nah.
Quote by MDoggDX316
To quote Granddad, "I think ALL marriage should be illegal."


[quote="'-[NiL"]-'] I asked him what tuning he put it in and he replied, "seventh."

Seventh.
#19
Nah. I'd probably hide my money if I were trying to get a girlfriend. It'd be good to know that they aren't just dating me for my money. Paying for sex would actually be pretty sad.
#21
I buy sex all the time.

The currency is my dick
It's over simplified, So what!

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I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
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Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
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I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#23
Seriously, have we had more than five good users join between the 2012 and 2013 users
___

Quote by The_Blode
she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
Last edited by WCPhils at Mar 28, 2013,
#24
I don't know about you, but a girl that dosen't want to (even if she's pretending she does) is a total turn off.
#26
Quote by andyscoot
I don't know about you, but a girl that dosen't want to ) is a total turn on.


fixed your obvious autocorrect
#27
Quote by captainsnazz
No but roaraudio joined in both of those years and he makes up for all of the edmodos.


Roaraudio was made to be a pretentious cuntnugget.
ayy lmao
#29
Quote by andyscoot
I don't know about you, but a girl that dosen't want to (even if she's pretending she does) is a total turn off.


tbh id be buying blowjobs and facials...and they will be good at them.

I think better than any random girl youll meet.
#32
Quote by Morphogenesis26
No, I'd give her sex.

I really want to give a woman oral sex.

Dawwww, don't worry buddy. You'll get your chance.

And when you do. Put your lips together right over her clit and then go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr like you're trying to sound like a motorcycle. It's the closest a man can come to being a vibrator.
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#33
^ Noted: Go "brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr", not "Vroom vroom!!! Beeep. Beeep.".
Quote by SGstriker
If KFC is finger-licking good, then people would probably suck dicks for Popeyes. That's how good it is.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#35
I'll ask my buddy Charlie and report back, he's an expert on such matters.

Edit: He said yes, yes indeed it is exactly what happens when you become wealthy.
Last edited by tukk04 at Mar 28, 2013,
#36
Quote by Joshua Garcia
^ Noted: Go "brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr", not "Vroom vroom!!! Beeep. Beeep.".

BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#38
Quote by snipelfritz
Dawwww, don't worry buddy. You'll get your chance.

And when you do. Put your lips together right over her clit and then go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr like you're trying to sound like a motorcycle. It's the closest a man can come to being a vibrator.




I've given oral to a woman before, I just miss it.
#40
Quote by whywefight
noooooooooooo


I didn't get anus fans' digits

That's because you didn't ask the right way. You're supposed to say
"Ey bay BAY! Hows about you hook me up with dem digits? "

And don't forget the winky face. That's essential.
Quote by SGstriker
If KFC is finger-licking good, then people would probably suck dicks for Popeyes. That's how good it is.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
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