#1
This guy is like taking a shit. And then his asshole rips into another dimension. So like he gets transported into this other dimension, and is falling through the air. After falling on his face, he wanders through a desolate landscape. And then like, he finds a magical wardrobe. And he like enters into it, and hes back on the toilet. And then like, he exits the bathroom, but he forgets to wash his hands. And then like, he goes outside to smoke. And like a flying, fire-breathing oryx covered in bronze armor swoops down and says "Get on my back. We must save the universe." and the guy is like "Okay" and he gets on his back. Then they dramatically fly into the sunset. And then like, they go to Mordor. And Gandalf has teamed up with Betty White, Obi Wan Kenobi, and Hitler to take over the muggle realm. So he has to wank into the eye of Sauron, in order to stop the ritual. So he does that, and then he goes home and his like "Bye flying, fire-breathing oryx."

The end.
¯\_()_/¯
Last edited by CaptainCanti at Mar 29, 2013,
#2
I like my story better:

Once upon a time, TS didn't click the "New Thread" button. Those were the days.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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Thanks
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#3
I think this should warrant a ban by now, mods. Please do it, he's too stupid to stop on his own.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#4
Quote by Joshua Garcia
I think this should warrant a ban by now, mods. Please do it, he's too stupid to stop on his own.

Yo momma should warrant a ban.
¯\_()_/¯
#5
Wow. How funny you are.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#6
Quote by Joshua Garcia
Wow. How funny you are.

Ya know I blocked you. You shouldn't even be seeing my threads.
¯\_()_/¯
#7
not very bright, is he?

v K, cool babe.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
Last edited by Joshua Garcia at Mar 29, 2013,
#8
Quote by Joshua Garcia
not very bright, is he?

Says the guy talking to himself.
¯\_()_/¯
#9
without post like this, what fun would the pit be?
"If I tell you I'm good, you would probably think I'm boasting. If I tell you I'm no good, you know I'm lying."
#10
Quote by lt mittens
without post like this, what fun would the pit be?

No fun at all, in my opinion.
¯\_()_/¯
#12
>Sitting on the toilet
>Opens story thread
>"guy sitting on toilet"
>Holy shit this story's about me!
>"Asshole rips apart"
>YAAAAAARRAARAGGAABBGGGHHHHH

Edit: Just read the rest of the OP boy does it stink.
Last edited by lncognito at Mar 29, 2013,
#13
This is stupider than my posts.
BEWARE THE BANANA ARMY.

I SAY, I SAY, BEWARE THE BANANA ARMY.

They say when they finally attack, all the impostors will peel themselves. In order to tell if you have been assimilated, check for a zipper somewhere near your pelvis.


#15
There's being surreal and then there's trying to hard. This is clearly the latter.
#17
Quote by TheTee56
This is stupider than my posts.

Nothing is stupider than your posts.


...ok, I admit it, this one is off the charts!
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You get my first ever lolstack






The image in my head is just too funny for words at this point


Aw yeah.
#19
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More like Captaincunti, am I right? Herr herr herr.

Take it to the Nicknames Thread thanks.
#20
I remember when I was 12 and used "like" every other word.

But cool story bro, Tell it Again!
#21
Quote by lncognito
Take it to the Nicknames Thread thanks.


There's a Nicknames thread?
RIP Adam
#25
Quote by lt mittens
without post like this, what fun would the pit be?


more fun than it is with post like this

obvs
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#27
Please stop posting.
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