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#81
Quote by lushacrous
Hello

My condolences about last night (if you care about basketball).
daytripper75

Bullieve


Quote by Amuro Jay
I'm gonna need specific instructions again on how to properly dance with my pants on my head.
Quote by lolmnt
First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.
#83
Quote by guitarxo
why can't I have all of them?


My sister would bludgeon me to death with a sledgehammer for giving them all away and then slice your throat for taking them.

Wait, Singapore? I knew a guy from there once, he was really chatty. Actually, are you the chick in the chat with the nice butt? I never figured out who that was.
Last edited by Morphogenesis26 at Mar 29, 2013,
#84
Quote by DisarmGoliath
Oh yeah, everybody stop posting all of a sudden so I double post

So mods can double post but normal users can't?


Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#85
Quote by willT08



SHIIIIIIIVA KHOMIIIIIIIINI SOOOOOMAAAAAA KHAAAAANDAR KRAAAAAAAAAAM

*nodgif*
___

Quote by The_Blode
she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#86
Might as well rename the old thread "Fun fun mod orgy time"
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#88
Quote by JayT44
Jumping on the bandwagon.

I have never so wanted to be a mod.
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#89
Quote by eGraham
So mods can double post but normal users can't?



Yeah, you got a problem with that, pathetic underling of the plebian non-mod social outcasts?

eSorry <3
Hey, look. Sigs are back.
#91
Quote by Morphogenesis26
My sister would bludgeon me to death with a sledgehammer for giving them all away and then slice your throat for taking them.

Wait, Singapore? I knew a guy from there once, he was really chatty. Actually, are you the chick in the chat with the nice butt? I never figured out who that was.

Oh ok fair enough. I'll take the calico then

also what
cat
#93
Quote by DisarmGoliath
Yeah, you got a problem with that, pathetic underling of the plebian non-mod social outcasts?

eSorry <3

vvvvv
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#97
Quote by WCPhils
That Ruxin dance is amazing

Super Jew powers.

Also, Rafi is both hilarious and annoying in equal measures.
#98
element sure is bad at thread titles
Quote by jrcsgtpeppers

If women can be annoyed there arent any women incongress I should be allowed to be pissed off there are no members of pink floyd or the beatles in congress.
#99
^ JWIB: Actually, I retract my statement about the egg yolk/sea urchin... you have a damn good point!
Hey, look. Sigs are back.
#101
Oh my god

There was an ad at the top of UG just now that said "How much blood do I lose during my period?"
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#102
Quote by willT08
Super Jew powers.

Also, Rafi is both hilarious and annoying in equal measures.

Yea, sometimes they overuse him a bit, but most of his lines are gold
___

Quote by The_Blode
she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#103
Quote by JayT44
My condolences about last night (if you care about basketball).

Eh, not as much as most people here. Saw the Whitest Kids U Know and probably had the best night of anyone in Bloomington.
R.I.P. M.C.A.
Tweet at me bro
lushacrous loves you
Quote by blake1221
Don't be ludicrous, lushacrous.
Quote by Gunpowder
that joke regarding your username was NOT originally posted by blake1221. That was a Gunpowder original.

I INVOKE SOPA TO SMITE YE FOR THIS FALSEHOOD.
#104
Quote by eGraham
Oh my god

There was an ad at the top of UG just now that said "How much blood do I lose during my period?"

Well, how much do you lose?
Hey, look. Sigs are back.
#105
Quote by WCPhils
Yea, sometimes they overuse him a bit, but most of his lines are gold

Rafi + Knives is always good.

Anyhow, I'm sure there's other stuff to talk about. After sex last night we're laying in bed and the girl says to me "I know you still love ___ " (name redacted)...

Who the hell says that as pillow talk?
#107
Quote by lushacrous
Eh, not as much as most people here. Saw the Whitest Kids U Know and probably had the best night of anyone in Bloomington.

Aww, yeeee. That was a date, right? How was it?
daytripper75

Bullieve


Quote by Amuro Jay
I'm gonna need specific instructions again on how to properly dance with my pants on my head.
Quote by lolmnt
First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.
#108
Quote by DisarmGoliath
Well, how much do you lose?




Like, half an ounce?
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#109
Hahaha, Will, how did you respond/get out of that one? Are your man parts still intact?
Hey, look. Sigs are back.
#111
Quote by guitarxo
Oh ok fair enough. I'll take the calico then

also what


She's not really a calico, I just don't know what you'd call her. Her name is Jackson(we thought she was a boy but she was a girl and had a shit ton of kittens). :3



Oh, not her? Nevermind.
#113
Quote by DisarmGoliath
Well, how much do you lose?

It's a well kept secret that females require blood transfusions when it's their time of the month. They don't have the superior male blood that regenerates itself.
daytripper75

Bullieve


Quote by Amuro Jay
I'm gonna need specific instructions again on how to properly dance with my pants on my head.
Quote by lolmnt
First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.
#114
Quote by eGraham



Like, half an ounce?

Is that meme implying you lost more when your ring was destroyed...


Too far?
Hey, look. Sigs are back.
#115
Quote by eGraham
Oh my god

There was an ad at the top of UG just now that said "How much blood do I lose during my period?"

All i get are network ads. What have you been googling?
#116
You can never go too far. You can always go not far enough.

That sentence structure is terrible.

Quote by So-Cal
All i get are network ads. What have you been googling?

Not anything related to periods, I can assure you
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#117
Quote by DisarmGoliath
Hahaha, Will, how did you respond/get out of that one? Are your man parts still intact?

I said "Why would you mention her now?" and muttered to myself that she's an idiot. I do though, I just didn't see it as an appropriate setting to bring it up. Genitalia are all intact, never any harm threatened upon them.

Today I fell in love with Joan Fontaine after watching Suspicion. Only just found out it's Hitchcock, so clearly I need to watch more of his films.
#118
Quote by JayT44
Aww, yeeee. That was a date, right? How was it?

Nah, they're here all weekend so I got tickets for all three days. Last night was with my best friend. Tonight is the date
R.I.P. M.C.A.
Tweet at me bro
lushacrous loves you
Quote by blake1221
Don't be ludicrous, lushacrous.
Quote by Gunpowder
that joke regarding your username was NOT originally posted by blake1221. That was a Gunpowder original.

I INVOKE SOPA TO SMITE YE FOR THIS FALSEHOOD.
#119
Quote by JayT44
It's a well kept secret that females require blood transfusions when it's their time of the month. They don't have the superior male blood that regenerates itself.

You know it, dawg! *fistbump.gif*

Quote by guitarxo
10-80 ml according to Yahoo Answers?

Um... I'm kinda regretting asking, now that I have a mental image of the blood being measured in a glass phial for somebody to give that answer.
Hey, look. Sigs are back.