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#162
Quote by eGraham
Nah, I think we can bleed them out a little more.

That's right men, straight up puns are where it's at.


'men, straight', geddit?
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#163
Quote by Morphogenesis26
I guess that's what she'd be. She's really sweet and quiet, I can't even remember the last time she meowed. Kitty name time: Jackson(Tabby), Jasper(Tabby), Jeff(Part siamese with all the problems and ridiculous talons for claws), Waldo(Tabby who drools and is deathly scared of socks), Lucas(Shorthaired black tabby), Marie/Sugar(My sister calls her sugar 'cause she's white and full of energy and I call her Marie after the aristocat), and Duchess(Really fluffy black cat who loves belly rubs).

All I remember from the chat was butts and gay ******s from space.

I'm going to draw pictures of these cats and write a story about them. I have lots of half finished cat stories but I'll finish this one for sure.

butts butts butts butts butts

Quote by So-Cal
yes

does it all come out in one go or seep out over a period (get it) of time?

what does it smell like?

can you describe the general taste?

seeps out over a period (got it) of time

not much actually, maybe a bit iron-y? if it's old it smells disgusting but I've only experienced that in public toilets with overflowing (get it) trash cans

I have no idea what it tastes like, probably iron-y as well
cat
#164
Quote by eGraham
I never understood that expression.

It's actually a Bible reference, believe it or not. I think from the Book of Daniel.
#165
Quote by willT08
Read the Old Testament

Uh, that sounds really dull lol.

At yeast I have Google.


Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#166
So, I'm just gonna let guitarxo and So-Cal chat amongst themselves for a while...

I wanted to go and do something else anyway


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#168
Quote by DisarmGoliath
So, I'm just gonna let guitarxo and So-Cal chat amongst themselves for a while...

I wanted to go and do something else anyway



I really want to eat but I've never been at this position in chat thread posts and I'm not ready to give it up yet
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#169
Quote by eGraham
Uh, that sounds really dull lol.

It really is, I wouldn't recommend actually doing it
#170
Quote by eGraham
I really want to eat but I've never been at this position in chat thread posts and I'm not ready to give it up yet

But me and you are both competing for 1st. If you go, I will...
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#171
I want to keep posting but I have to go into my English class.

daytripper75

Bullieve


Quote by Amuro Jay
I'm gonna need specific instructions again on how to properly dance with my pants on my head.
Quote by lolmnt
First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.
#173
Quote by guitarxo
seeps out over a period (got it) of time

not much actually, maybe a bit iron-y? if it's old it smells disgusting but I've only experienced that in public toilets with overflowing (get it) trash cans

I have no idea what it tastes like, probably iron-y as well

very informative. would ask questions about periods again

8.5/10
#174
Quote by willT08
It really is, I wouldn't recommend actually doing it

Good to know

Quote by DisarmGoliath
But me and you are both competing for 1st. If you go, I will...

I just cunt believe you.


Did we stop with the vagina jokes?
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#175
^ That isn't an "I wanna keep posting but I gotta go to class" image... it's a "My husband beats me up because I can't cook well enough" image


Edit: Damnit!
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#176
Speaking of dull reads...as wonderfully as he writes, Thomas Paine's defence of the French revolution in the first part of Rights Of Man is making it a struggle to get to the good bit. Not because it's boring, I just really don't care that much.
#177
Quote by DisarmGoliath
So, I'm just gonna let guitarxo and So-Cal chat amongst themselves for a while...

I wanted to go and do something else anyway



It's not gross I promiseeeeee
cat
#178
Quote by eGraham
Good to know

There must be some audio book versions by someone worthwhile though. Stephen Fry would do me nicely.
#179
Quote by guitarxo
It's not gross I promiseeeeee

>bleed out of perpetually open wound
>not gross

make up yr dam mind
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#180
Quote by guitarxo
It's not gross I promiseeeeee

Hey, I'm fighting in your corner sister... I once got up at 6am to run to the corner shop and get some lady pads for my girlfriend when she stayed at my place when we first met, and she hadn't planned to stay for as many days...


Yeah, this is where I stop talking about periods now. Starting to get closer to only having one thing left to say and that stuff is horrific.
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#181
Quote by willT08
There must be some audio book versions by someone worthwhile though. Stephen Fry would do me nicely.

heh
#183
Quote by willT08
There must be some audio book versions by someone worthwhile though. Stephen Fry would do me nicely.

I bet he would, batty boy!
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#184
Quote by ali.guitarkid7
I'm eating lupine beans

Careful you don't sprout hairs at full moon...


(dafuq are lupine beans?)
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#187
Haven't heard 'batty boy' for a very long time. And it still doesn't sound nice at all. Up there as one of the most jarring phrases on the ear ever.
#188
i just ate a whole frozen pizza for lunch

it's not that big though

only like 22oz and 1700 calories
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#189
Quote by guitarxo
It's not gross I promiseeeeee

*ahem* I think we all know better. It is a natural function of the body, but it is gross. It's like a man taking a shit; no one wants to see that. However, when he has to go, he has to go. In the same way, no one wants to see period-juice, but, when it's her TotM, a woman has to use a tampon.
#191
I haven't heard "batty boy" in awhile, either. I think about 21 and a half years.
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#193
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
*ahem* I think we all know better. It is a natural function of the body, but it is gross. It's like a man taking a shit; no one wants to see that. However, when he has to go, he has to go. In the same way, no one wants to see period-juice, but, when it's her TotM, a woman has to use a tampon.

Except men actively enjoy taking a good poo.
#194
Quote by eGraham
I haven't heard "batty boy" in awhile, either. I think about 21 and a half years.

Did you see Ali G accepting a comedy award a month or two ago?
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#195
Quote by willT08
Haven't heard 'batty boy' for a very long time. And it still doesn't sound nice at all. Up there as one of the most jarring phrases on the ear ever.

What would you prefer instead?

Man of the pork sword? Expert hand on the juicy flute? Jizz-bearded ass pirate?
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#197
Quote by eGraham
>bleed out of perpetually open wound
>not gross

make up yr dam mind

trufax
daytripper75

Bullieve


Quote by Amuro Jay
I'm gonna need specific instructions again on how to properly dance with my pants on my head.
Quote by lolmnt
First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.
#198
Quote by DisarmGoliath
What would you prefer instead?

Man of the pork sword? Expert hand on the juicy flute? Jizz-bearded ass pirate?

Shit sucker, ass crammer, reach around rodney...I dunno
#199
Quote by Hydra150
Did you see Ali G accepting a comedy award a month or two ago?

wat r u gabbin about
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#200
Quote by willT08
Shit sucker, ass crammer, reach around rodney...I dunno

Rear admiral? Backdoor burgular? Fudgepacker?
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