Weed dealer gets sentenced to write a 10 page essay on the dangers of canabis

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“I'm going to approach it from a different angle, writing about the dangers that come about because it is illegal, rather than the nature of weed itself,” he explained to the Telegraph.

This guy's going to prison.
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Quote by genghisgandhi
This guy's going to prison.


Dat nigga's staying reeel though.
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#6
Sounds like an intelligent fellow, too. Besides the whole, selling a kilo of weed and getting caught, or whatever.

Good for him to get such a fun sentence. I wish getting caught with weed was that interesting and educational over here.
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Sounds like an intelligent fellow, too.
But he thinks weed should be legal, which would put him out of business. That's not very smart.
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Quote by element4433
But he thinks weed should be legal, which would put him out of business. That's not very smart.


Perhaps he's an ascetic altruist, and giving it all up to see the people around him be free from the law is his nirvana.

If not, then he's ****ed and needs to start selling meth to make ends meet.
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If there's one thing a stoner hates more than jailtime, it's schoolwork.
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#10
Wow, what a harsh sentence. What's next, murderers doing a week of community service?
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#11
Selling pot and murder being put in the same topic in any loose away is madness to anyone who has/does smoke weed.
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Wow, what a harsh sentence. What's next, murderers doing a week of community service?


Wow, you're an idiot.
#14
What a cruel and unsual punishment.


It's not like it's a smart law, it's a stupid law. The criminalisation of marijuana is a stupid law.
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Quote by cornmancer
My favorite part is how he's never actually written an essay before despite being 20 some years old.

WHAT?! I thought everyone wrote an essay in high school?

Wow...this guy's ignorant, ya'll...
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My favorite part is how he's never actually written an essay before despite being 20 some years old.

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My favorite part is how he's never actually written an essay before despite being 20 some years old.


It says that he was quoted as saying "it's been ages since I've written a paper".

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Murica


He's from the UK.


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Quote by Good Ol' Ramos
It says that he was quoted as saying "it's been ages since I've written a paper".

Look further down. He's quoted as saying that he's never written a proper essay before.
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Quote by treborillusion
What a cruel and unsual punishment.


It's not like it's a smart law, it's a stupid law. The criminalisation of marijuana is a stupid law.


Think someone needs to write an essay for himself.
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Think someone needs to write an essay for himself.


And why is that? That's the one smart post Trebor has ever written.
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He's from the UK...

so...???
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And why is that? That's the one smart post Trebor has ever written.

Actually, it was more on the dumb side, imho. That said, Trebor has been getting much less spastic and ridiculous with his posts. They're all actually readable now, as he no longer tries to put some odd British accent in text form.
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Quote by crazysam23_Atax
Actually, it was more on the dumb side, imho.


And how is the criminalization of marijuana a smart law?
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And how is the criminalization of marijuana a smart law?

That wasn't why I said it was on the dumb side. It was the way he worded it. It made it sound like a 12 year old was saying it.

Also, although unusual, the punishment was not cruel.
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Quote by crazysam23_Atax
That wasn't why I said it was on the dumb side. It was the way he worded it. It made it sound like a 12 year old was saying it.


That's just how he words his posts, so I didn't suspect that. Sorry then
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Talk about high expectations.
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#29
I hope weed stays illegal forever to piss of people who whine nonstop about how it should be legal.
#30
Quote by chookiecookie
That's just how he words his posts, so I didn't suspect that. Sorry then

No worries.
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Quote by element4433
But he thinks weed should be legal, which would put him out of business. That's not very smart.

He could transition into legal small business ownership. The backbone of the America I know and love..
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Th dangers of weed: a true story of never doing anything productive again.


Why do productive things when you can see dragons, Maaan?
ayy lmao
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He could transition into legal small business ownership. The backbone of the America I know and love..
I don't think I've ever met a dealer smart enough to go legit.
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
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I can't tell if some of these posts are serious or not. Any of you people who think smoking weed makes you unmotivated or lazy, **** you. The hardest working years of my life have been after I started smoking Cannabis regularly. It actually does help some of us. I imagine I'm in the minority, but stop blaming a plant for the innate laziness of man.
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Quote by Good Ol' Ramos
I can't tell if some of these posts are serious or not. Any of you people who think smoking weed makes you unmotivated or lazy, **** you. The hardest working years of my life have been after I started smoking Cannabis regularly. It actually does help some of us. I imagine I'm in the minority, but stop blaming a plant for the innate laziness of man.

You're cute when you're angry, bb.
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Quote by element4433
I don't think I've ever met a dealer smart enough to go legit.

words can hurt man
#39
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words can hurt man
Don't you mean "Duuuuuuuude chill bro."
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
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