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US Sucks
27 79%
America is lame
20 59%
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503 1479%
Voters: 34.
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#1
The UK is a great country with a rich hist-Haha just kidding. Nobody gives a fuck about this gay shit.


Here's another thread to discuss how awesome America is.
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#3
Australia is way cooler

It's over simplified, So what!

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I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#4
This is the greatest poll ever.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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Voted for Patron Çıldırdı.

Thanks
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But our Band is Listana
#5
This stopped being funny last week.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Omae wa mou
Shindeiru



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#6
Quote by T00DEEPBLUE
This stopped being funny last week.

“Just to sum up: I would do various things very quickly.” - Donald Trump
#7
Quote by T00DEEPBLUE
This stopped being funny last week.

Your lack of good humor is contributing to this thread greatly.
I kid, UKers
Ya'll are silly.
Quote by SGstriker
If KFC is finger-licking good, then people would probably suck dicks for Popeyes. That's how good it is.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#8
Quote by bradulator

Even as a person who hates the UK, it doesn't make me laugh. That's why i had to troll the old thread to make it entertaining.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Omae wa mou
Shindeiru



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Last edited by T00DEEPBLUE at Mar 31, 2013,
#9
Quote by T00DEEPBLUE
Even as a person who hates the UK, it doesn't make me laugh.



>Watches a children's tv show about ponies
>Expects others to value opinion on what is funny
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#10
Quote by StewieSwan
>Watches a children's tv show about ponies
>Expects others to value opinion on what is funny

Maybe i just have a higher standard of humor than you. Coming from someone who likes a cartoon show about ponies, that would be laying it on quite thick. But still, I'm laying it on.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Omae wa mou
Shindeiru



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Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
#11
Quote by T00DEEPBLUE
Maybe i just have a higher standard of humor than you. Coming from someone who likes a cartoon show about ponies, that would be laying it on quite thick. But still, I'm laying it on.



Maybe you're just crying cuz you don't live in the Land of Opportunity.
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#12
Quote by StewieSwan
Maybe you're just crying cuz you don't live in the Land of Opportunity.

WBC, Conservatives and a lack of the NHS?

At least i don't hate the UK as much.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Omae wa mou
Shindeiru



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Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
#13
Quit being bitches and come hang out in 'straya
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#14
Quote by T00DEEPBLUE
Maybe i just have a higher standard of humor than you. Coming from someone who likes a cartoon show about ponies, that would be laying it on quite thick. But still, I'm laying it on.


You're so amicable. Just indulge in being a dick back to him haha.
#15
I've been to 'straya. While it is 500x better than UK (I mean, what isn't???), it still falls short of the US, especially if we're comparing similar landscape/attitude like California/west coast.

...modes and scales are still useless.


Quote by PhoenixGRM
Hey guys could you spare a minute to Vote for my band. Go to the site Search our band Listana with CTRL+F for quick and vote Thank you .
Quote by sam b
Voted for Patron Çıldırdı.

Thanks
Quote by PhoenixGRM
But our Band is Listana
#16
Quote by blake1221
You're so amicable. Just indulge in being a dick back to him haha.

I'm friendly to friendly (and intelligent) people.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Omae wa mou
Shindeiru



Quote by Axelfox
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Last edited by T00DEEPBLUE at Mar 31, 2013,
#17
Quote by T00DEEPBLUE
I'm friendly to friendly (and intelligent) people.



Must get lonely for you in the MLP thread
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#18
Quote by Xiaoxi
I've been to 'straya. While it is 500x better than UK (I mean, what isn't???), it still falls short of the US, especially if we're comparing similar landscape/attitude like California/west coast.


It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#19
Quote by StewieSwan
Must get lonely for you in the MLP thread



You're just begging for a shitton of bronies to derail your own thread aren't you?
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Omae wa mou
Shindeiru



Quote by Axelfox
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
#20
Quote by T00DEEPBLUE


You're just begging for a shitton of bronies to derail your own thread aren't you?



Yeah, it's what you dorks do best.
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#22
I must say, I quite enjoy Stewie's posts.
Quote by SGstriker
If KFC is finger-licking good, then people would probably suck dicks for Popeyes. That's how good it is.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#23
Quote by StewieSwan
Yeah, it's what you dorks do best.

Because circlejerking over how much you love to generalize them is far more original for a thread topic.


You wouldn't want them to spam your thread and close it now would you? Because i can easily do that if you want.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Omae wa mou
Shindeiru



Quote by Axelfox
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Last edited by T00DEEPBLUE at Mar 31, 2013,
#25
Quote by StewieSwan
>Watches a children's tv show about ponies
>Expects others to value opinion on what is funny

I guess it's just too deep for someone like you understand.
#26
Quote by devourke
hitler should've done away with the americans instead of the jews.


You don't mean it.

Quote by metal4eva_22
I guess it's just too deep for someone like you understand.


What a shitty retort.
Last edited by blake1221 at Mar 31, 2013,
#29
Greatest thread in the history of UG.

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my fetish is dudes with dicks small enough to pee on their own sacks.
#31
I recently went to England on vacation with some friends. We were supposed to go out for dinner the first night, but until then we can just dick around in the city. We have to meet at the hotel at 9pm. We're having fun when it starts to get dark out. I go to check my watch but I forgot it in the room, so I figure I'll just go ask someone. I walk up to someone and ask for the time and he says to me "ARE YOU JOKIN MATE ITS WIMBLY WOMBLY SIXY BONG!" I have no idea what he just said. He yells "YOU WOT MATE?" and starts to laugh maniacally. Suddenly Big Ben rings out and everyone stops in the ****ing street. One guy starts counting on his toes and announces "OI CHAPS, IT BE 6 BONGER I SAY!" Everyone starts screaming out
SIX BONG SIX BONG
A carriage with the initials HRH rides down the street and the ****ing queen herself sticks her head out and yells "OI YOU GITS DID YE HEAR THAT!? IT BE 6 BONG YA WANKERS IT BE CRIMBO SIXER FLAMBAMA DING DONG!" Everyone stops and looks at her in complete silence for a few seconds. Suddenly the entire street is in a screaming uproar. Everyone begins stamping their feet in perfect time in the middle of the street chanting
SIX BONG SIX BONG
over and over. One man is waving a British flag. Someone is throwing fish and chips into the air en masse.

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jthm_guitarist
Warned for trolling!


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Didn't you say that you had a stuffed fox that you would occasionally fuck?

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It's not a fox,it's a wolf.
#32
I'm not sure this ^ happened. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt though.
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Go ahead and spend your money, I don't care. It won't make you sound better.


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Sure upgrading your gear will make you sound better.


#33
I am pseudo-Patrick Stewart, and I approve
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#34
Quote by Obsceneairwaves
Australia is way cooler


No, the climate is definately much warmer in Australia than it is in Britain.

Quote by jthm_guitarist
I recently went to England on vacation with some friends. We were supposed to go out for dinner the first night, but until then we can just dick around in the city. We have to meet at the hotel at 9pm. We're having fun when it starts to get dark out. I go to check my watch but I forgot it in the room, so I figure I'll just go ask someone. I walk up to someone and ask for the time and he says to me "ARE YOU JOKIN MATE ITS WIMBLY WOMBLY SIXY BONG!" I have no idea what he just said. He yells "YOU WOT MATE?" and starts to laugh maniacally. Suddenly Big Ben rings out and everyone stops in the ****ing street. One guy starts counting on his toes and announces "OI CHAPS, IT BE 6 BONGER I SAY!" Everyone starts screaming out
SIX BONG SIX BONG
A carriage with the initials HRH rides down the street and the ****ing queen herself sticks her head out and yells "OI YOU GITS DID YE HEAR THAT!? IT BE 6 BONG YA WANKERS IT BE CRIMBO SIXER FLAMBAMA DING DONG!" Everyone stops and looks at her in complete silence for a few seconds. Suddenly the entire street is in a screaming uproar. Everyone begins stamping their feet in perfect time in the middle of the street chanting
SIX BONG SIX BONG
over and over. One man is waving a British flag. Someone is throwing fish and chips into the air en masse.


Last edited by SlackerBabbath at Mar 31, 2013,
#35
Quote by Mephaphil
I'm not sure this ^ happened. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt though.


It's just copied from a greentext on 4chan.
#36
I love the poll, because anyone who agrees will vote both and everyone else won't vote at all.

^ Stewie has really defined his form of trolling. I applaud him, really
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#37
UK may be more shit, but still america isn't great. ha.

Quote by Obsceneairwaves
Australia is way cooler



Honestly Sydneys barely tolerable, and thats only because my thought was "woah this is like auckland but it functions right" the entire time.
#38
Quote by Xiaoxi
I've been to 'straya. While it is 500x better than UK (I mean, what isn't???), it still falls short of the US, especially if we're comparing similar landscape/attitude like California/west coast.


Im sure you love America compared to the swamp of a country you originated from.
#39
Quote by eGraham
I love the poll, because anyone who agrees will vote both and everyone else won't vote at all.

^ Stewie has really defined his form of trolling. I applaud him, really


But his trolling is doomed to failure. How can anyone possibly troll an entire nation of self depreciating people by telling them that their country sucks? They just turn around and and say "Duh.... no shit Sherlock!" and simply agree with you. As ChucklesMginty rightly pointed out, we're the only people who simultaneously circlejerk about how much we love our country and hate it at the same time. The point is, we 'love to hate' ourselves and nobody is better at hating us than we are. As far as trolling is concerned, that practicaly makes us bullet-proof

Americans on the other hand, with their die hard patriotism, now that's an easy target for trolling.
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