#2
It's still March here in America (where things actually matter)
Check out my band Disturbed
#6
Holy shit, enough April Fools bullshit. Nobody finds this funny.
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
Your post was the only bright spot in this disgusting piece of thread.

Quote by lexanirider78
You have balls. I like balls....(awkward silence)

Quote by SeveralSpecies
I waited for the rape.

...


...but the rape never came
#8
Quote by Horsedick.MPEG
This

This.
Quote by ryan_nadon
Holy shit, enough April Fools bullshit. Nobody finds this funny.

And this.

And I would've appreciated this thread more if it were titled "Sex in an elevator".

...Oh wait, that's "Love in an elevator".


...Well it should have been called "Sex in an elevator" anyways.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#9
Quote by captainsnazz
Best thing to happen in the history of metros.

What about that time I got laid in the bathroom of a Subway restaurant?
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#10
Quote by StewieSwan
It's still March here in America (where things actually matter)


~don't finkdinkle when ur supposed to be dimpdickin~
#11
Some south american band tried this a few weeks ago on the underground with some trumpets.

Everyone rolled their eyes then ignored them by looking right through them as if they didn't exist.

<3 London.
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


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