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#1
A deer hit my car. People are so stupid. Reality sucks. I don't want to live my life anymore. Lord knows whatever is about to happen.

Fuck everyone. Only the smart people will get what I'm writing now. Only they will know what I'm trying to say. Love you guys. See ya.


Edit 2pm: For those of you who haven't noticed, the first letter of every sentence spells out "April Fools". Thanks for playing!
Playing guitar since 2010

Quote by theogonia777
well said

that galalayo nigga would have been all like

bitch ain't no way they'll ever have telescopes that can see pluto

but we have telescopes that can see pluto so fuck that guy
Last edited by ThisIsBS at Apr 1, 2013,
#3
Well that's bs
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#7
How Dare You Post My Picture Onto This Thread.

Edit: Why can't I type all caps?
Playing guitar since 2010

Quote by theogonia777
well said

that galalayo nigga would have been all like

bitch ain't no way they'll ever have telescopes that can see pluto

but we have telescopes that can see pluto so fuck that guy
#8
Quote by ThisIsBS
How Dare You Post My Picture Onto This Thread.

Edit: Why can't I type all caps?

I JUST WANTED PEOPLE TO SEE HOW GREAT OF A SENSE OF STYLE YOU HAD WITH YOUR GOODWILL BEANIE
#9
How Did You Do All Caps? **** Life.
Playing guitar since 2010

Quote by theogonia777
well said

that galalayo nigga would have been all like

bitch ain't no way they'll ever have telescopes that can see pluto

but we have telescopes that can see pluto so fuck that guy
#10
Quote by ThisIsBS
How Did You Do All Caps? **** Life.


It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#12
Quote by ThisIsBS
How Dare You Post My Picture Onto This Thread.

Edit: Why can't I type all caps?


IT'S ALREADY ON YOUR PROFILE SO WHY DO YOU EVEN CARE? I MEAN, I WOULDN'T MIND IF PEOPLE POSTED MY PICTU RES ON MY PROFILE IN THREADS IF IT WAS SOMEWHAT RELEVANT.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#14
Because it'll attract creepers who aren't already looking at my pictures. Lets see how many profile views I get today..
Playing guitar since 2010

Quote by theogonia777
well said

that galalayo nigga would have been all like

bitch ain't no way they'll ever have telescopes that can see pluto

but we have telescopes that can see pluto so fuck that guy
#15
Quote by theogonia777
IT'S ALREADY ON YOUR PROFILE SO WHY DO YOU EVEN CARE? I MEAN, I WOULDN'T MIND IF PEOPLE POSTED MY PICTU RES ON MY PROFILE IN THREADS IF IT WAS SOMEWHAT RELEVANT.



ITS KIND OF FUN TO WRITE IN CAPS. WHY DON'T PEOPLE DO IT MORE?
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My culture is worthless and absolutely inferior to the almighty Leaf.


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I incurred the wrath of the Association of White Knights. Specifically the Parent's Basement branch of service.
#16
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#17
Well done
Quote by Lord_Of_Dance.

I never understood why a girl would take a boner as a bad thing "Oh no, your attracted to me, you sick wanker." :\ x


Quote by Nelsean
Im saying this the straightest way possible, but...

I'd have sexual intercourse with your anus.
#18
Quote by ThisIsBS
Because it'll attract creepers who aren't already looking at my pictures. Lets see how many profile views I get today..

One from me! so far

You're pretty though
#19
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Quote by The_Blode
she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
Last edited by WCPhils at Apr 1, 2013,
#20
Quote by ThisIsBS
Because it'll attract creepers who aren't already looking at my pictures. Lets see how many profile views I get today..


It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#22
Quote by ThisIsBS
Because it'll attract creepers who aren't already looking at my pictures. Lets see how many profile views I get today..

Quote by Sliide90027
But as a bigoted lemming, you have so cry an Alinslyite slur revealing you lack of reason and sense.


Quote by MusicLord16
BOB 1. ur 20 and two u like evil things and idk if u worship the devil
#23
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#25
IDK how that happened


Better off this way
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#26
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#27

oh god
You dirty piece of shit, you.

Quote by FireFromTheVoid
I smoked weed with my mom once.
It was the weirdest moment of my life, and I`ve been caught with my dick in my hand, by my brother, with a giant close up of a dudes face on the tv.

Twatter
#28
Quote by ThisIsBS
Because it'll attract creepers who aren't already looking at my pictures. Lets see how many profile views I get today..

I didn't even know it was you until you wrote
Quote by ThisIsBS
How Dare You Post My Picture Onto This Thread.

Edit: Why can't I type all caps?

REGGIE
#29
Quote by ThisIsBS
Because it'll attract creepers who aren't already looking at my pictures. Lets see how many profile views I get today..


YOU'RE NOT EVEN GOOD LOOKING THOUGH. I'M WAY MORE ATTRACTIVE.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#31
I smell a cat fight


It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#33
Quote by theogonia777
YOU'RE NOT EVEN GOOD LOOKING THOUGH. I'M WAY MORE ATTRACTIVE.

Kristen, no offensive, but you don't even have lady parts.
#34
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
Kristen, no offensive, but you don't even have lady parts.

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Quote by The_Blode
she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#35
Quote by Obsceneairwaves
I smell a cat fight



I don't think that's what you're smelling.
#37
Hey, BS, you're totally a prostitute now. Because I said so. NBD, it's just a business.


And by 'a business', I mean the kind where I get money and you don't. But don't worry, it's a solid business model. Cuts down prices and costs down to almost nil.
#38
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
Kristen, no offensive, but you don't even have lady parts.


Sam's checklist of female beauty:

☐ - lady parts

Sounds like a great system.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#39
Hey TS, I just realized you live in Houston. WWF, how much does she cost?
For how can I give the King his place of worth above all else
when I spend my time striving to place the crown upon myself?