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#1
Well
you see.I love him so much,it all happened so fast


Hecame to my house all ticked off that his band lost a contest. he took my laptop and started ragging on twitter, he'd bang on my poor keyboard and took out my period keys (full stops in Europe) What shall I do?
#3
omg sooooo quirky and funny!


please go swallow a knife and rid the world of this annoying humour.

I seriously can't stand more of these threads where TS tries to be superquirky and funny and omg so random.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#5
You should probably be a better girlfriend. You were asking for it.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#6
you guys need to stop using "period" in that manner.
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OddOneOut is an Essex S&M mistress and not a pirate or a computer program.

#7
My girlfriend was mad when I lost her period keys.


But that's what she gets for wearing a chastity belt.
#9
Quote by OddOneOut
you guys need to stop using "period" in that manner.


This.

And also stop saying PERIOD at the end of sentences that already have a full stop at the end of them.
#12
Quote by Johnny_Ibanez
This.

And also stop saying PERIOD at the end of sentences that already have a full stop at the end of them.

If you use the proper definition of period it sounds like they're saying what they just said will end soon, I think. 'You're an arsehole, ARBITARY AMOUNT OF TIME.'
#13
Have your period on your keyboard. That'll stop him.
We're all alright!
#14
Having said that, I can't decide which rustles my jimmies more.

You need to stop doing this PERIOD


Or,

You need to stop doing this. PERIOD.


They're equally nonsensical.
#15
Quote by genghisgandhi
lol what country are you from?


What?
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#16
Quote by Johnny_Ibanez
Having said that, I can't decide which rustles my jimmies more.

You need to stop doing this PERIOD


Or,

You need to stop doing this. PERIOD.


They're equally nonsensical.


Definition of PERIOD

1
: the completion of a cycle, a series of events, or a single action : conclusion

It's the very first definition you loser. Get a life.
#17
Quote by Weaponized
Definition of PERIOD

1
: the completion of a cycle, a series of events, or a single action : conclusion

It's the very first definition you loser. Get a life.

Nahhhhh

Noun
A length or portion of time.
Adjective
Belonging to, or characteristic of, a past historical time, esp. in style or design: "period furniture".
Synonyms
time - term - epoch - age - era - season - date - cycle
#18
Quote by Weaponized
Definition of PERIOD

1
: the completion of a cycle, a series of events, or a single action : conclusion

It's the very first definition you loser. Get a life.

lol you moron that's not what he was talking about at all. typical american having no idea what he's talking about re: the queen's english
#19
Quote by TEK34
Nahhhhh

Noun
A length or portion of time.
Adjective
Belonging to, or characteristic of, a past historical time, esp. in style or design: "period furniture".
Synonyms
time - term - epoch - age - era - season - date - cycle

COOL WORDS ONLY HAVE 1 DEFINITION LETS GO WATCH SOME TELLY MATE
Quote by genghisgandhi
lol you moron that's not what he was talking about at all. typical american having no idea what he's talking about re: the queen's english
YOURE NOT ENGLISH, YOU NEVER WILL BE. Accept this and live ur life
#20
Quote by Weaponized
why are british people such asshats about differences in the language, jesus christ.

Because they're jealous of American English superiority.
#21
Quote by Weaponized
COOL WORDS ONLY HAVE 1 DEFINITION LETS GO WATCH SOME TELLY MATE
YOURE NOT ENGLISH, YOU NEVER WILL BE. Accept this and live ur life

This particular word does only have one definition.
#22
Quote by TEK34
This particular word does only have one definition.
OY WANNA HEAD TO 'E PUB N GET PISSED BY DRINKIN BEER OUT ALUMINIUM CANS
#23
Quote by Random3
Put some ketchup in there and pretend you have your period next time you see him. Just make sure he doesn't go down on you.


But what if he's secretly into ketchup flavoured vagoo? The whole thing would backfire and he would expect such sauciness again in future.
Quote by CV334

Sir, the contents of my mouth just blew all over my keyboard, desk, and part of my monitor. For the record, it was slightly chewed Keebler cookies and coffee slurry.

The average pitmonkey's response to my jokes.
#24
Quote by Weaponized
OY WANNA HEAD TO 'E PUB N GET PISSED BY DRINKIN BEER OUT ALUMINIUM CANS


What in tarnation?
#25
Quote by kaptink
My girlfriend was mad when I lost her period keys.


But that's what she gets for wearing a chastity belt.


This seems to have been completely overlooked.

#26
Quote by Weaponized
OY WANNA HEAD TO 'E PUB N GET PISSED BY DRINKIN BEER OUT ALUMINIUM CANS

My fellow Americans, please help me silence Weaponized before he goes full retard.
#27
Quote by genghisgandhi
lol you moron that's not what he was talking about at all. typical american having no idea what he's talking about re: the queen's english

You'll fit in well when you get here.
#29
WOW AMERICANS R SO BARBARIC WITH ALL THEYRE WAR

BTW SRRY ABOUT ENSLAVING HALF THE WORLD GUYS HAHA YOU KNO HoW IT IS
#32
Quote by Weaponized
WOW AMERICANS R SO BARBARIC WITH ALL THEYRE WAR

BTW SRRY ABOUT ENSLAVING HALF THE WORLD GUYS HAHA YOU KNO HoW IT IS

Quote by Weaponized
GOING TO THE STORE TO GET SOME TEA N CR-

WOOPS I GOT MUGGED WISH I COULD PROTECT MYSELF o WELL

...


And he's gone full retard...

#33

...modes and scales are still useless.


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Thanks
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#37
Quote by willT08
>2013
>Demotivationals

Will, go fuck your mother. Or buy one of whywefight's prostitutes. Either one.
#39
Quote by whywefight
I've sold one, but Joshua Garcia is still available

I hope you have insurance on the one you sold to Kristen; she's into vore...she might try to eat the prostitute.
#40
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
I hope you have insurance on the one you sold to Kristen; she's into vore...she might try to eat the prostitute.

Eh, Bob already killed her so I don't think theo could do much worse
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