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Republican
6 13%
Democrat
4 8%
Existing Third Party
3 6%
Make his own party
16 33%
He wouldn't vote
19 40%
Voters: 48.
#6
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dude.

we talked about it in class, I wanna see what people think. Don't look at me like that
#7
Trees.
Because I like trees.
And he probably does too.
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#8
He would vote Communist.
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Far from home
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#9
I'd say republican because thats where all the religious zealots hang around, but half of them don't even practice what jesus preached properly so he might end up doing what he did when he was alive and go around telling other people what the parties should be like.
#10
That's...that's actually a really good question.
For how can I give the King his place of worth above all else
when I spend my time striving to place the crown upon myself?
#12
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ur mom

That's just really uncalled for and rude. I know this is the internet and you don't really feel a connection with what you say, but the words still carry weight to those who read them. Please reconsider your attititude, before you hurt more people.
#13
Isn't the real question 'Who would Jesus Vote for?' as opposed to 'How'?
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#16
He would push an anti-pony****ing agenda.
“Just to sum up: I would do various things very quickly.” - Donald Trump
#17
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Obama

Yeah. This.
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#18
Hmm. Would he vote for corporate backed politicians or soon to be corporate backed politicians?

I'm pretty sure he'd dismantle all churches, redistribute the money they sit on and promote a system of self governance, unless they get to him first and have him killed or sectioned.

Whatever angle you believe is the more likely version of Jesus most people agree that he spoke out about the oppression and aggression of the ruling classes in his time, I doubt he'd think it was better now and would support anyone who props up a system based on media induced fear and a reliance on materialism.

So the question isn't a good one, because it's obvious he'd be against them all.

But then again, dead people tend to stay dead so it'll never happen anyway, so let's hypothesize!
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#19
Surely as he was from Jerusalem he couldn't vote for any of those parties.
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#21
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So the question isn't a good one, because it's obvious he'd be against them all.


I think it's pretty widely accepted that the Bible tells us to vote. That's why it is a good question. Because Jesus would have to vote for something.
For how can I give the King his place of worth above all else
when I spend my time striving to place the crown upon myself?
#23
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I'm thinking Official Monster Raving Loony.


Would probably get a lot of support. After all, who doesn't "raise from the dead" from drugs
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#24
He'd be able to feed 40 ballot boxes with 1 vote, how? Because he's Jesus and he's also good at rigging elections.
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#25
Meh if he came back he might have some pent up rage from the Jewish people killing him, could vote for his local National Socialist Party...
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#26
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Meh if he came back he might have some pent up rage from the Jewish people killing him, could vote for his local National Socialist Party...

Actually, the Roman's killed Jesus and now the Emperor of Rome is the Pope; Didn't they teach you anything in school? It was the Pope who killed Jesus, not the Jews. Don't worry, you're not the first guy to get that wrong.
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#28
He'd be a **** treehugging ****ing liberal ******
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#29
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He'd be able to feed 40 ballot boxes with 1 vote, how? Because he's Jesus and he's also good at rigging elections.

Nice joke.
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#30
Quote by Rawshik
I think it's pretty widely accepted that the Bible tells us to vote. That's why it is a good question. Because Jesus would have to vote for something.


The Bible was written 80 hears after he died. That's a pretty loose argument.

The Bible basically says that politics can be used as a means for spreading the gospel. Also that if you have a chance to vote for someone who is opposed to evil, you should. Fair enough.

What if all the options are bad? Should you give someone a platform in your name because the Bible says so? No.
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#31
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What if all the options are bad? Should you give someone a platform in your name because the Bible says so? No.

Yes. Learn 2 religion
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#32
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The Bible was written 80 hears after he died. That's a pretty loose argument.

The Bible basically says that politics can be used as a means for spreading the gospel. Also that if you have a chance to vote for someone who is opposed to evil, you should. Fair enough.

What if all the options are bad? Should you give someone a platform in your name because the Bible says so? No.


Lolwut to the Bible being written 80 "hears" (years?) after he died.

The Bible tells us to be a "good citizen" and that's where most people believe that voting is being a good citizen.

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Actually, the Roman's killed Jesus and now the Emperor of Rome is the Pope; Didn't they teach you anything in school? It was the Pope who killed Jesus, not the Jews. Don't worry, you're not the first guy to get that wrong.


Wasn't the concept of the Pope created from Paul who was the "original head of the church"?
For how can I give the King his place of worth above all else
when I spend my time striving to place the crown upon myself?
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#33
Seriously? An obvious typo.

Most scholars agree that the Bible was written years after he died. Matthew didn't even write Matthew.

Constantine compiled the first Bible, in the 4th century, along with declaring Jesus a demigod. It's not as old as you might think.

I'm an atheist. I deal with fact.
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#35
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Unbearable.


Why? I'm just making sure that he knows where I'm coming from.
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#36
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