#1
What are some weird quotes you've seen on food labels?

I was just cooking a TV dinner and it says "JUMBO POPCORN CHICKEN".. They're ****ing chicken nuggets.

I've got a no name mayonaise jar that says "WHITE SANDWICH SPREAD".

I bought no-name cheese one time that says "cheese-like substance". I'll never forget that one.
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#2
"chicken" wyngs

this is what my sistercame home wih when i told her to buy some chicken wings last week
i dont even know why it had to be in quotes

it just bugged me...
#3


thats from a coffeehouse i occasionally go to

its beautiful, really
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#4
Food Lion's Crispy Hexagon cereal.
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#5
I don't know about weird food quotes, but misleading food names I have experience with.

My sausage pizza was not what I expected.
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#6
When I was in NY I saw a soft drink in the supermarket that said "Real orange flavor!"
On the back it said "Contains no actual oranges".

Only in America
#7
I ordered a local pizza and on the box it read "Our pizza will leave the girls coming and the guys eating pizza." I thought it was absolutely stupid.
#8
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#9
I work in a grocery store and one time I was printing a sign for some new milk we got in. Label had a rooster on it.. You can guess where this is going..

"SWEET COCK MILK $2.99"
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#10
I was in Ikea once, and there was a giant poster of a hotdog that said "Not Actual Size."
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#11
Not food related, but on the label for my sleeping pills, it said "May cause fatigue".
#12
Not food related also but I once found a packet of batteries with a safety label saying "WARNING! DO NOT PUT IN MICROWAVE".
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#14
Not a quote, but the serving size of cooking spray is 1/4 of a second.
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#16
I bought a package of frozen chinese style dumplings from the grocery store and the instructions said to boil water to 4000 degrees.
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I bought a package of frozen chinese style dumplings from the grocery store and the instructions said to boil water to 4000 degrees.

This is probably the funniest thing here
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