#1
I got called a man ***** by two different people today, I'm wondering what makes someone a man ***** or just a ***** in general
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Hahaha you short fuck
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#2
You put your dick in anything living or dead.
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#3
a key that can open any lock is a master key but a lock that can be opened by many keys is a shitty lock xox
#4
You get a new girlfriend every week.
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#5
Asking every girl online "Ey bay BAY! How's about you hook me up with dem digits? ".
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#6
a man ***** just like a ***** is a meaningless term to call someoen that gets more action than you

unless of course you're doing it for money then it makes sense
#7
When you take two dicks in your ass.

Have you been double penetrated ts?
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#8
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When you take two dicks in your ass.

Have you been double penetrated ts?


With a corncob or some jumpin jammer dildo delights?
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#9
Typically, if you have sex for money, that makes you a *****.

You *****.

However, if you don't actually have sex for money, and just have sex with lots of different women, I think the more accurate term is man-slut.


Man-slut.
#10
TS is just boasting that he gets more sex than most of the pit

EDIT: Tbh, you're only a man-***** if you have sex for money....do you TS?
#11
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my fetish is dudes with dicks small enough to pee on their own sacks.
#12
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TS is just boasting that he gets more sex than most of the pit

EDIT: Tbh, you're only a man-***** if you have sex for money....do you TS?


Pffffft only extremely fat chicks pay for sex, I wouldn't be envious if that was all the sex he was getting, probably smells like sweat and nasty stale cheese doritos
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#13
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Pffffft only extremely fat chicks pay for sex, I wouldn't be envious if that was all the sex he was getting, probably smells like sweat and nasty stale cheese doritos

I wouldn't say no to that. Sex is sex, no matter how much it gives you money tehee
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#15
ITT: TS who probably never gets laid trying to brag about always getting laid.
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#17
if you sleep with girls you're not dating or you have frequent relationships that only last for months
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#18
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if you sleep with girls you're not dating or you have frequent relationships that only last for months



Wut
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#21
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I wouldn't say no to that. Sex is sex, no matter how much it gives you money tehee


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#23
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I'm pretty conservative about some stuff :\



I respect that, but having consensual sex as two reasonable adults outside of a relationship is still very responsible. I could see your point if it's a guy doing it like 3 or 4 nights a week, but if it's a friend that you hook up with, and you continue to be friends afterwards, I don't see anything wrong with it at all.
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#24
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I'm pretty conservative about some stuff :\

I'm like this in a few ways as well. I have slept with a chick outside of a relationship, but we ended up dating shortly after. Just the way that I carry myself. Some of my friends are all "need pussy, must get dick wet", so they don't get why I don't go out looking for a bang every weekend. Just my principles or how I view things kinda.
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#25
I could think of so many answers to this, but I'm trying to keep my cool


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#26
Well I'm not paying or getting paid lol. I had some random girl cheat on her boyfriend with me and a different random person I met like once come over yesterday and we have sex

EDIT: The first girl came over again today and has been seeing both me and her boyfriend for a few months now
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Hahaha you short fuck
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