#2
Gay.
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#3
So he just talked to men for 30 days? Not even small talk or like... "hi there"
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#4
Hooray!

I'm a big pussy ass failure!

3 girls in the end, a miserable 2 short of my target.
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If God didn't want people to be gay why did he put a G spot in our asses?
#5
Quote by Nelsean
So he just talked to men for 30 days? Not even small talk or like... "hi there"

Outside of work, yes basically.
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If God didn't want people to be gay why did he put a G spot in our asses?
#6
They're human beings man, not demigods. Treat them as such. Say hi, ask about their day, be nice and flirt. It's not impossible.
#7
He said these words about the workplace sitcom, The Office;
Quote by strait jacket

US version?
I think in many ways it's the better of the two.

I just feel you all should be made aware of this.
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#8
I tried, I failed, I try again.

But this thread is commemorate my huge pussying out and failure to achieve something well adjusted people do everyday without even trying.
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#9
I have a very effective tip in breaking your nerve when talking to women: just imagine them naked with big vaginas. Trust me, it works.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#10
Quote by Hydra150
He said these words about the workplace sitcom, The Office;

I just feel you all should be made aware of this.

IT DEVELOPED MORE WELL FLESHED OUT CHARACTERS AND ARCS IMO, UK VERSION JUST PLODDED ALONG WITHOUT MUCH MEANINGFUL CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT AND ULTIMATELY (IMO) BECAME REPETITIVE BECAUSE OF IT.


FIGHT ME
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If God didn't want people to be gay why did he put a G spot in our asses?
#12
US Office is waaaay better. I could barely sit through an episode of the UK version, and I typically enjoy British comedies/Ricky Gervais.
... For A Pair Of Brown Eyes

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smoke, you get more awesome by the minute..... You have an epic beard, live near woods, listen to metal, grill stuff using makeshift bbqs out of old cans, and now we find out you have stabbed someone in the dick
#13
Where's the insults people?
This ain't a sympathy thread,
I want ridicule heaped upon scorn wrapped in malice and vitriol.
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If God didn't want people to be gay why did he put a G spot in our asses?
#14
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Where's the insults people?
This ain't a sympathy thread,
I want ridicule heaped upon scorn wrapped in malice and vitriol.

u r a faget
#15
thank you sean
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If God didn't want people to be gay why did he put a G spot in our asses?
#16
Quote by strait jacket
Where's the insults people?
This ain't a sympathy thread,
I want ridicule heaped upon scorn wrapped in malice and vitriol.

You sir, are a rube and a mountebank.


How's that for some ribald, mean-spirited teasery?
... For A Pair Of Brown Eyes

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smoke, you get more awesome by the minute..... You have an epic beard, live near woods, listen to metal, grill stuff using makeshift bbqs out of old cans, and now we find out you have stabbed someone in the dick
Last edited by BottleOfSmoke at Apr 4, 2013,
#17
Backs against the walls boys, we got a sausage lover up in here
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btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




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#18
Quote by strait jacket
Where's the insults people?
This ain't a sympathy thread,
I want ridicule heaped upon scorn wrapped in malice and vitriol.


it won't change your behavior. You're just wallowing in giving up, even though you prefered it all along. You didn't want to talk to girls. You wanted the idea of it, but it's so much easier for you to fuck your imagination and to act like you tried.


That's more pathetic than any insult I can sling your way.

I pity you.
#19
Quote by strait jacket
IT DEVELOPED MORE WELL FLESHED OUT CHARACTERS AND ARCS IMO, UK VERSION JUST PLODDED ALONG WITHOUT MUCH MEANINGFUL CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT AND ULTIMATELY (IMO) BECAME REPETITIVE BECAUSE OF IT.

THE UK VERSION WAS REPETITIVE AND PLODDING?
U ****IN WOT M8?
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#20
Quote by BottleOfSmoke
You sir, are a rube and a mountebank.


How's that for some ribald, mean-spirited teasery?

nah, hows about...

Quote by BottleOfSmoke
Oi FAGGIT, u luk liek shit on my shoe ay
I bet u suck cok lololololol
GO fuk off shitcunt
U fukin lose life, dickweed


FTFY


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it won't change your behavior. You're just wallowing in giving up, even though you prefered it all along. You didn't want to talk to girls. You wanted the idea of it, but it's so much easier for you to fuck your imagination and to act like you tried.


That's more pathetic than any insult I can sling your way.

I pity you.

I kinda tried, but then a girl I spoke to didn't like me so I sulked for the rest of the month.
I got rejected and I'm still scared of rejection
I thought it got easier.

Quote by Hydra150
THE UK VERSION WAS REPETITIVE AND PLODDING?
U ****IN WOT M8?

Every episode was pretty much the same gags with the same premise and dynamics at play, the US version evolved beyond "jarringly oblivious boss makes you feel uncomfortable" While UK did that gag to death without real variation.
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If God didn't want people to be gay why did he put a G spot in our asses?
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#21
Quote by strait jacket

Every episode was pretty much the same gags with the same premise and dynamics at play, the US version evolved beyond "jarringly oblivious boss makes you feel uncomfortable" While UK did that gag to death without real variation.

When the US show abandons that gag it abandons the premise of the show. There were 15 good episodes of the UK version, and there was about 15 good episodes of the US version (which leaves another 178 shitty episodes). The UK show was innovative and concise, the US show quickly became another pretty generic sitcom being churned out in the US TV machine.
At least the Americans haven't ruined Extras.
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#22
Quote by Hydra150
When the US show abandons that gag it abandons the premise of the show. There were 15 good episodes of the UK version, and there was about 15 good episodes of the US version (which leaves another 178 shitty episodes). The UK show was innovative and concise, the US show quickly became another pretty generic sitcom being churned out in the US TV machine.
At least the Americans haven't ruined Extras.

*Dwight Schrute "false" meme*
... For A Pair Of Brown Eyes

Quote by Bladez22
smoke, you get more awesome by the minute..... You have an epic beard, live near woods, listen to metal, grill stuff using makeshift bbqs out of old cans, and now we find out you have stabbed someone in the dick
#23
Quote by BottleOfSmoke
*Dwight Schrute "false" meme*

I'm just arguing for the sake of arguing, I understand that UK show isn't for everyone - but the US show is for everyone, and that isn't a compliment.
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#24
US version had highers highs and lower lows.
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#25
Quote by strait jacket
I kinda tried, but then a girl I spoke to didn't like me so I sulked for the rest of the month.
I got rejected and I'm still scared of rejection
I thought it got easier.

its because you're a loser. you've got loser written all over you. this is what happens when you let kids from the flower power generation raise children. they don't want to win, they want to participate. god. damn. commies. all it is. this damn site is made by commies. america needs to go back to its roots. if lincoln could see the namby pamby youth of today, he'd cry a single tear. no more than one tear though, because he isn't one of you sad excuses for heterosexuality.

you bring shame to the greatest nation on the face of the earth.
#26
Quote by ErikLensherr
US version had highers highs and lower lows.

It did not have a higher high than, say, the UK Christmas special, imo.
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#27
Quote by blake1221
They're human beings man, not demigods. Treat them as such. Say hi, ask about their day, be nice and flirt. It's not impossible.


that's easy for you to say, you've always been the fearless one.

you went to buy stuff in stores by yourself at the age of 15!
you drove a car at the age of 22 and you went on dates, with women at the age of 26!

sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#28
Quote by devourke
its because you're a loser. you've got loser written all over you. this is what happens when you let kids from the flower power generation raise children. they don't want to win, they want to participate. god. damn. commies. all it is. this damn site is made by commies. america needs to go back to its roots. if lincoln could see the namby pamby youth of today, he'd cry a single tear. no more than one tear though, because he isn't one of you sad excuses for heterosexuality.

you bring shame to the greatest nation on the face of the earth.

He's Australian.
#29
I agree because bandwagon.
There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#30
you aren't worth the time it would take to come up with a truly biting insult
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#31
I disagree because contrarian bandwagon.
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#32
Quote by Hydra150
He said these words about the workplace sitcom, The Office;

I just feel you all should be made aware of this.

Gareth Keenan>Dwight
#33
Quote by GuitarGod_92
He's Australian.

strait jacket.

you couldn't get laid.

in australia.


god damn son. that's like being able to swim across the atlantic ocean without getting wet, how the fuck have you done this?
#34
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Gareth Keenan>Dwight

Laughable.
... For A Pair Of Brown Eyes

Quote by Bladez22
smoke, you get more awesome by the minute..... You have an epic beard, live near woods, listen to metal, grill stuff using makeshift bbqs out of old cans, and now we find out you have stabbed someone in the dick