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#1
http://www.studentbeans.com/student101/a/relationships/50-ways-your-friends-really-pss-you-off4080.html

Its funny how many of these apply to some of my friends. Admittedly, I also do some of them but not often.

I need new friends.

Have you got any to add?
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#3
yeah i hate when i share my wife beaters with my friends and their massive pecs blow them out
i don't know why i feel so dry
#4
Shit in their pillows.
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#5
Absolutely none of those have every applies to any friend I've had. Then again I'm not some eurofag.
#7
None of these apply to my friends.
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#8
Only one that applied was the one about them blurting out what you just told them in private. A female friend of mine does that sometimes.
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#9
Favourite so far is "22. When their Dad was in a band that supported the Stones in the 60s and their Mum hung out with Andy Warhol and your Dad’s idea of rock and roll is putting the Volvo into 6th gear."
#10
I can tell I would loathe the person who wrote this. I got to about 20 and had to stop reading because I felt like I was getting more aggravated with each bullet point.

When they always make amazing food and then say it's just something they "rustled up”.

Oh, heavens! Your friend can cook and s/he is humble about it? Dear me, what a terrible person your friend is!

Edit:
When you ask them if they want the last biscuit and they take it.

Yup. I hate this person.
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#11
Every one of my housemates did at least one of those things on the list. It's kinda scary how accurate that was and probably is for the large majority of students.
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#12
Gotta be honest, the person who wrote that sounds like the biggest loser in the world

"Oh god, my friend ran a half marathon while I like to lay on the couch all day! What a douchebag!"

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yeah i hate when i share my wife beaters with my friends and their massive pecs blow them out

Honestly, this is the ONLY one that has ever happened to me. And only because he is like 6'5" and accidentally grabbed my t-shirt after swimming


lol, for some reason I read that whole thing as if a guy wrote it, and kept thinking that he is the biggest crybaby ever. Makes more sense that a girl wrote it.
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#14
I'm that guy who takes the last piece of whatever. Everyone else is always all like "no, you have it". My friends are too nice sometimes lol.
#16
Looks to me that if they're doing #54 they are your true friends, and if you're going to whine about it you're in fact a girl, asking them to do something but get mad when they do it. That's just hypocrite.

#49 applies to me (although I got a MacBook for my study, my phone is hardcore old) but it really doesn't piss me of at all. In fact, if I look at all these stuff it's more that you're jealous at them than that they piss you off...
#17
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#18
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Yoooo you're in Levittown!? I'm in Bethlehem! Word.

Bethlehem is a pretty cool town
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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#19
I read about 10 and realized how ****in stupid of a list it was. I feel like all of those only apply to girls.
#20
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#21
Most of these are just about envy or jealousy. You can tell it's written by a woman, am I right, guys?...


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#23
this is like ****in village voice, abhorrent excuse for an article
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#24
i can not relate to a single one there
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I agree.

until you post a vocaroo im gonna read all your posts in dave chapelles white people voice


actually nevermind thats perfect
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#28
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None of these apply to my friends.

same


lol jk i don't have friends
#30
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Shit in their pillows.


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#31
all of these seem really petty

alot of these wont even annoy me
and who tells someone to do something and then mad at thm when they do it

im pretty sure this was written by a female because i dont think guys care this much about anything not involving getting some action
#32
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#33
Only one of those that really truly bothers me is the not replying to texts/messages thing, yet seeing them update their facebook/twatter/whatever. That shit pisses me off.
#34
A few of them apply to me, like the thing about them receiving £1000 in Apple products for free, when i have to pay for it.

The lateness one bugs me especially. If i have to meet someone, and end up running late, i panic quite a bit, and feel really bad when i get there. I usually phone ahead to let them know that i'll be a bit late, but if someone else is late for a meetup (15 minutes or more) and they don't phone ahead, i get quite pissed off.
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#35
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until you post a vocaroo im gonna read all your posts in dave chapelles white people voice


actually nevermind thats perfect

I'm cool with that. His white people voice is hilarious.
#36
10. When they can go weeks without waxing whereas you can grow a full beard between approx 10am-10.35am (girls).

Eh?
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#37
That list looks like content for another shitty meme.
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#38
Cockblocking is the only real way to piss your friends off. But you wouldn't do that because they are your friends, making it irrelevant.
#39
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Cockblocking is the only real way to piss your friends off. But you wouldn't do that because they are your friends, making it irrelevant.


Depends on the norms of the friends. I have friends who when I go out with them, it's a straight up competition. If there's a pretty girl sitting there batting me an eye and I don't go at least say hi to her, it's my fault for being scared. We've done it to each other a couple of times and there's never hard feelings.

My best friend is definitely a wingman, though. He and I would never do that to each other, and if we did, there'd be some words to have.
#40
Only things that annoyed me about ex-friends were:

1. Lending a game or a film to them and when they handed it back the disc is scratched to ****

2. Being at the meeting place on time and having to wait 30minutes or more before anybody showed up - back when I was at school and life wasn't demanding

3. Being friendly when on their own but a complete dickhead when with people

4. Not allowing me to speak and repeatedly interrupting me to the point I've hit out

5. Stealing my food!!
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